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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD

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Sure, hon, I'll give you extra credit just for showing up to class.

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The Mumademic 👩‍🔬👶🏼📚 @themumademic.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Conference friends: “I haven’t seen you in ages!” Me: “Oh yeah I had a baby” 🫠 #mumsky #acmum #academicparent
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Why is it so difficult to extroverts to leave us introverts the f alone? Trust me, I LIKE being on my own. I don't wanna be "rescued".
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Death Cab for Callie, MS @deathcab4callie.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
#Momademia I need your 2T sleep sack recommendations, please! What do you like, and why? Elliott has been in the Zipadee zip, and it's time to move on. Please, if you're a mom and you see this, repost.
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Raul Pacheco-Vega @raulpachecovega.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
“Don’t waste time waiting for inspiration. Begin, and inspiration will find you.” ― H. Jackson Brown Jr. #WritingSky #AcademicSky
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I have SOOOOO many questions
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Is LinkedIn Lunatic a thing? Is it a hashtag? #LinkedInLunatic? Because that could very well be the next #AITA
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Bookshelfie ⭐️ @bookshelfie.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
#booksky
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Not gonna lie, this one was very scary.
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Reuters @reuters.com · 16/06/2025
A 6.1 magnitude earthquake shook Lima, Peru, causing panic among residents during a Mass at the city's cathedral. #earthquake #cathedral #Lima #Peru
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Happy Friday!
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Forgot to turn off the mic and online students heard my rendition if "go take a shower or so help me god!" So, yeah. #momademia #doingmybest #failing
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vallirose.bsky.social @vallirose.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Silence Is Complicity Straighten your spine Speak & live your truth
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Don't you love it when you log into social media hoping to see more despair and instead you get a big scale kindergarten fight?
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a little girl is crying and saying `` i love it '' while holding her hands in the air .
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 02/06/2025
Happy pride month ❤️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
A sign in the background says New Hope church, God says homosexuality is in. In the foreground there are two men smiling holding the letter s that they've taken from the sign
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Reading @kenfollettauthor.bsky.social Century Trilogy in the current political climate is VERY scary (and yet, maybe, necessary)
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Amy Johnston, PhD CPH @amydjohn.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Text from friend: "I was going to watch Handmaid's Tale, but I think I can just watch CNN instead" #WomensHealth #AcademicSky #MedSky #EpiSky
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Hubs was bored and taught kiddos the "99 bottles of beer on the wall" song. Unrelated question, does anyone have a sofa I can crash on for the next couple of weeks?
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
How did it feel back in the good old days when researchers were expected to, you know, research?
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
I know nothing about #Fortnite, but 11 yo just yelled "Ugh! There's people over there! We have to hide!" and I fully stand behind that statement. #momademia #videogames #ughpeople
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
I know nothing about #Fortnite, but 11 yo just yelled "Ugh! There's people over there! We have to hide!" and I fully stand behind that statement. #momademia #videogames #ughpeople
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
How do you handle negative gossip in academic environments, when reputation can be so important? Curious minds want to know. #academicsky #academia
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
This hits home
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
How I arrived on Bluesky
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Good researchers are not necessarily good professors. And vice versa. #AcademicSky #AcademicRant
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Dear Gmail and any other app I use. No, I don't want to know "what's new". Actually, don't make anything new. Don't need it.
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Might be the world's political climate but the last #HungerGames book hit waaay close to home. #SunriseontheReaping
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Tom Flood @tomflood.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Massachusetts knows what’s up. 📸 Anne Frances
Black and white sticker on a gray pole that says bicycles deliver the freedom that auto ads promise
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Here we go again! #academicsky #momademia #sexism #oldprofessor
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
3 weeks into the new school year and kiddos have managed to bring home and give me 2 different types of flu. Yay. #momademia
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
@stephenking.bsky.social knows best
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Two conferences I know of, that were going to be held in the US this year, are reconsidering. There are not enough submissions, forein or otherwise, to pay for the costs. When asked why, potential authors said they don't want to travell to the US.
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
The struggle is real
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The Struggling Scientists @thestrugglings4.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Its just different 😅 #phd #phdstudent #academicsky
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
#InternationalWomensDay drinking game: - Family member sending a flowery greeting to the family whatsapp group - 1 shot. - Angry cousin getting reasonably angry - 1 shot - Peaceful cousin getting unexpectedly angry - 2 shots
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Ashley C. Ford @smashfizzle.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
For me, fighting fascism has nothing to do with thinking I’ll win. I don’t fight because there’s an inevitable outcome, I fight because I couldn’t live with myself if I didn’t do something.
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Cristina Dreifuss @cdreifuss.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Augusta Savage (1892-1962) was an African-American sculptor who defied racism to become a pivotal figure in the Harlem Renaissance. Despite facing intense discrimination, she became a celebrated artist, educator, and activist who opened doors for future generations of African-American artists.
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GaryThoren @garythoren.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
German cuisine: finding pickles in quite unexpected places. (I'm definitely not complaining)
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Ok, what happened to Miley Cyrus? #oscars
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
To my friends in the USofA, how's the shopping blackout going? Did you manage to pull it off?
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De Filmende Fietser @filmendefietser.eurosky.social · 25/02/2025
Last year, the Princess Máxima Center for Pediatric Oncology introduced the 'Infuuts', a special bike for children attached to tubes and IVs. Due to all reactions the bicycle is now produced on a larger scale for use by other hospitals at home and abroad. 👌🏼 🚲 🥰 @themaximacenter.bsky.social
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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
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Michele @funnymichele.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Some thoughts on #academicparenting #momademia #academicsky
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Claire Durrant @clairedurrant1.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
6. You have to be military level organised to just get through each day! Meal prep, laundry, house chores etc will bury you otherwise.
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
What is the worst part of teaching?
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RedPen/BlackPen @redpenblackpen.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
A reminder in these hard times. #sciencestrong
Cartoon showing a woman looking in to a microscope saying "Whoaah!!!" The caption states "The best part of Science is knowing, for a moment, something that nobody else in the world knows"
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
This!
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Me: paper is ready, formatted, all images are in place, all references doubled checked. Online submision site: think again On repeat forever #thestruggleisreal
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Neil Renic @ncrenic.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Notes on draft
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