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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD

@sarcasmprof.bsky.social
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Sure, hon, I'll give you extra credit just for showing up to class.

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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Always better than baby shark
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a baby shark is swimming in the ocean with a group of fish and says `` baby shark '' .
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The Mumademic 👩‍🔬👶🏼📚 @themumademic.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Conference friends: “I haven’t seen you in ages!” Me: “Oh yeah I had a baby” 🫠 #mumsky #acmum #academicparent
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
That's literally Bolivia. Not Chile or Peru.
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Why is it so difficult to extroverts to leave us introverts the f alone? Trust me, I LIKE being on my own. I don't wanna be "rescued".
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
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a man says you and me both in front of a poster
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Death Cab for Callie, MS @deathcab4callie.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
#Momademia I need your 2T sleep sack recommendations, please! What do you like, and why? Elliott has been in the Zipadee zip, and it's time to move on. Please, if you're a mom and you see this, repost.
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Raul Pacheco-Vega @raulpachecovega.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
“Don’t waste time waiting for inspiration. Begin, and inspiration will find you.” ― H. Jackson Brown Jr. #WritingSky #AcademicSky
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Can I use this as signature for work emails? Asking for a friend.
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Narcissism culture
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I have SOOOOO many questions
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Thanx!!
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Is LinkedIn Lunatic a thing? Is it a hashtag? #LinkedInLunatic? Because that could very well be the next #AITA
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Is LinkedIn Lunatic a thing? Is it a hashtag? #LinkedInLunatic? Because that could very well be the next #AITA
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Oh honey, this has been going on for ages in the Southern hemisphere.
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Bookshelfie ⭐️ @bookshelfie.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
#booksky
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Not gonna lie, this one was very scary.
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Reuters @reuters.com · 16/06/2025
A 6.1 magnitude earthquake shook Lima, Peru, causing panic among residents during a Mass at the city's cathedral. #earthquake #cathedral #Lima #Peru
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
The memes keep getting better and better
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Lol, no
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Happy Friday!
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I don't like likedin but I see the point of it. *off to update my profile*
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Forgot to turn off the mic and online students heard my rendition if "go take a shower or so help me god!" So, yeah. #momademia #doingmybest #failing
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a woman is covering her face with her hands while screaming in a crowd of people .
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vallirose.bsky.social @vallirose.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Silence Is Complicity Straighten your spine Speak & live your truth
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
We're the be(a)st!
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
For this is why the word Schadenfreude was invented
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Don't you love it when you log into social media hoping to see more despair and instead you get a big scale kindergarten fight?
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a little girl is crying and saying `` i love it '' while holding her hands in the air .
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
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elmo from sesame street says facts with emojis around him
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
For real
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
And you know this because...?
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 02/06/2025
Happy pride month ❤️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
A sign in the background says New Hope church, God says homosexuality is in. In the foreground there are two men smiling holding the letter s that they've taken from the sign
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Reading @kenfollettauthor.bsky.social Century Trilogy in the current political climate is VERY scary (and yet, maybe, necessary)
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Amy Johnston, PhD CPH @amydjohn.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Text from friend: "I was going to watch Handmaid's Tale, but I think I can just watch CNN instead" #WomensHealth #AcademicSky #MedSky #EpiSky
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Hubs was bored and taught kiddos the "99 bottles of beer on the wall" song. Unrelated question, does anyone have a sofa I can crash on for the next couple of weeks?
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a man covering his face in bed with the words make it stop
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
How did it feel back in the good old days when researchers were expected to, you know, research?
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Always All the time
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
I know nothing about #Fortnite, but 11 yo just yelled "Ugh! There's people over there! We have to hide!" and I fully stand behind that statement. #momademia #videogames #ughpeople
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
I know nothing about #Fortnite, but 11 yo just yelled "Ugh! There's people over there! We have to hide!" and I fully stand behind that statement. #momademia #videogames #ughpeople
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Louder for those in the back!
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I really like the shover part... and the rest of it, too.
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
How do you handle negative gossip in academic environments, when reputation can be so important? Curious minds want to know. #academicsky #academia
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
This hits home
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
How I arrived on Bluesky
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a group of people with the words is this the real life is this just fantasy on the bottom
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Good researchers are not necessarily good professors. And vice versa. #AcademicSky #AcademicRant
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Dear Gmail and any other app I use. No, I don't want to know "what's new". Actually, don't make anything new. Don't need it.
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I tend to confuse water with wine. Must be all those bible lessons finally kicking in.
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Never ever ever ever ever - and I can't stress this enough - NEVER ask them.
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Might be the world's political climate but the last #HungerGames book hit waaay close to home. #SunriseontheReaping
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a close up of a man 's face with the words real or not real below him
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
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a woman in a blue shirt is drinking from a white cup
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Agree! That's what I liked (still like) about working remote from home. Kiddos could be on a break and I'd still get stuff done from home. Nobody would notice.
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @sarcasmprof.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Ooh! I love this energy! Thanks!
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