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Sarah 🦋 💕 @sarahshaw.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

It has been long I’ve been on here but this FIFA World Cup has been amazing so far and I’m not really a fan of soccer

Sarah 🦋 💕 @sarahshaw.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

A lawyer called his wealthy client, Tom, “I have some good news and some bad news” Tom said, “Give me the good news first” The lawyer replied, “I met with your wife today. She invested $1500 in a photo that she thinks will bring in at least $20 million” John was thrilled!! “My wife is a genius!

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Sarah 🦋 💕 @sarahshaw.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

One night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. Tiptoeing through the living room he suddenly froze when he heard a loud voice say:"Jesus and Mary are watching you!" Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again "Jesus and Mary are watching you," the voice boomed

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Sarah 🦋 💕 @sarahshaw.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

A man was smoking outside a bar when a beautiful woman in a miniskirt and high heels approaches him. The woman asks the man, How would you like to get out of here?” The man is stunned! No woman has ever approached him, so he quickly agrees, and they get into his car. He drives them out to…..

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Sarah 🦋 💕 @sarahshaw.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

A three-year-old boy had been sitting on the toilet for quite a while. Concerned, his mother peeked in to check on him. There he was, perched on the seat with a book in his hands — reading calmly. But every ten seconds, he would put the book down, grip the toilet seat with one hand, and smack….

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Sarah 🦋 💕 @sarahshaw.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

A man came into a shop with a 'Salesman Wanted' sign in a window... He went up to the owner and said, "I- I-I w-w-waannn-t the j-joooob-b." . "I don't know if this job would suit you because of your speaking impediment," said the owner. "I h-h-havvve a w-wi-wiiiife and s-s-s- six k-kkkids, iiii-I

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Sarah 🦋 💕 @sarahshaw.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

A man stood on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark night in the middle of a storm.  As the night went by no cars passed him. The storm was so strong, he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly he saw a car come towards him and stop.. The guy, without thinking about it got..

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Sarah 🦋 💕 @sarahshaw.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

A grandson overheard his Pawpaw ask his Granny, “Are you cheating on me?” Granny, “Yep, with 6 different men” Pawpaw demands to know, “After 50 years, who are they?” Granny grinned, “Jerry Tall, Ben Gay, Arthur Ritis, Mayor Lox, Tyler Noll, and Dr. Scholls”

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Sarah 🦋 💕 @sarahshaw.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

A guy gets his bike stolen from synagogue... He goes to see his rabbi one day and says, "Rabbi, you won't believe what happened to me! Last week, someone stole my bicycle from the synagogue!" The rabbi is deeply upset by this, but after thinking for a moment, he offers a solution: "Next week….

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Sarah 🦋 💕 @sarahshaw.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

A sperm donor, a carpenter and Julius Caesar walk into a bar. He came, he saw, he conquered

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Sarah 🦋 💕 @sarahshaw.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

A man went into the confessional and said to his priest. I almost had an affair with another woman. The priest said, What do you mean, almost? The man said, Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped! The priest said, Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not..

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Sarah 🦋 💕 @sarahshaw.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

The poor country pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $300 dress she had bought. "How could you do this!" he exclaimed. "I don't know," she replied, “I was standing in the store looking at the dress and then I found myself trying it on. It was like the Devil was……

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Sarah 🦋 💕 @sarahshaw.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Anonymous My dad was a barber. He had a small shop with three chairs. When I was a kid, I noticed he’d sometimes "forget" to charge certain men who came in. I asked him why once. "See that man?" he whispered. "He’s got a job interview tomorrow. He’s been out of work for six months. If he pays…..

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Sarah 🦋 💕 @sarahshaw.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

An elderly couple walked past me holding hands, and as they did, I jokingly called out to the gentleman, “Make sure you have her home by 10,” with a smile and a wink. 😉 The old man stopped dead in his tracks, looked me dead in the eye, and without missing a beat said with a grin…..

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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

love getting "offers" from banks and credit card companies like "we'll give you $15 if you help us put all your friends and family in crushing debt. wouldn't you love $15? you little worm. $15 to buy more fetid mud to squirm around in? could your little worm friends ever offer you $15?"

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Sarah 🦋 💕 @sarahshaw.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

A drunk man walks into a Hell’s Angels biker bar, sits down and orders a drink. Looking around, he notices three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers over, leans in and look at the biggest, meanest biker in the face , saying “ I went by your grandma’s house today and I saw her on…..

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Sarah 🦋 💕 @sarahshaw.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

I’m a landlord. It’s a tough business. I had a tenant, Mr Alvarez. Never late on rent for 5 years. Then, the checks stopped. I went to his apartment. He didn’t open the door. I used my key. The apartment was empty. No furniture. Just a mattress on the floor and Mr Alvarez sitting on it. “I’m sorry,”

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Sarah 🦋 💕 @sarahshaw.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Might become the first dog to land on the moon, Woof Pawstrong

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Sarah 🦋 💕 @sarahshaw.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Probably the best part of SOTU. Instant Classic!

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Sarah 🦋 💕 @sarahshaw.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

My life is like a moving train, by the time you know my worth I promise you I would be long gone.

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Sarah 🦋 💕 @sarahshaw.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Stop leaving y’all kids around them extra old folks. I asked my nephew how old he was turning, he said……. “If the lord see fit, 6 in May.”

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Sarah 🦋 💕 @sarahshaw.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Hi Bluesky, after a long break I’m finally back

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Walmart and McDonald’s are among the top employers of workers who rely on food stamps. McDonald's CEO raked in $18.2M last year — over 1,000x the company's median employee pay. Walmart's CEO pocketed $27.4M — 930x the company's median employee pay. See the problem?

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Jeremy @jaje7406.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Finished off two more guns and a brigade commander for my French Napoleonics big battle stuff

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Sarah 🦋 💕 @sarahshaw.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Congratulations, but they could have put her name instead of ‘woman’

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 03/10/2025

They’re baaack. 🤣 Repairs and all…

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George Hahn @georgehahn.com · 03/10/2025

Holy shit. Russ Vought is 49. I seriously thought this mutherfucker was in his late 60s. Further proof that being a monster will age you hard.

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Sarah 🦋 💕 @sarahshaw.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

He’s behaving like a spoilt overgrown baby atp

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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 18/09/2025

You can’t talk about cleaning up crime in D.C. while a 34-count convicted felon is running the country.

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Kamala Harris @kamalaharris.com · 18/09/2025

What we are witnessing is an outright abuse of power. This administration is attacking critics and using fear as a weapon to silence anyone who would speak out. Media corporations — from television networks to newspapers — are capitulating to these threats.

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Sarah 🦋 💕 @sarahshaw.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

One of the funniest things I’ve seen in my entire life

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Sarah 🦋 💕 @sarahshaw.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

I just saw a video of Charlie Kirk’s wife kissing her husbands dead body, I feel that kind of personal stuff shouldn’t have to be brought to the social media space, it’s your personal stuff some of us really really don’t wanna see all of that

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Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

I don’t scroll through your timeline to like 30 posts and reply 4 times because I’m obsessed with you. I do it because I’m lazy. What am I supposed to do, go back out into the wild and hunt for content when you already did the work for both of us

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Sarah 🦋 💕 @sarahshaw.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Violence is never the answer, but neither is McCarthyism 2.0. We’ve seen this before, Hold the assassin accountable legally, not colleagues for bad opinions. Free speech means protecting the ugly stuff too.

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H. John Tran @johnhtran.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

People are being fired or suspended for posts about Charlie Kirk’s assassination -TV analysts, university staff, even a Marine under review. Violence is wrong. But so is turning grief into litmus tests where a bad take costs your job. We need accountability for threats - not political loyalty oaths.

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Sarah 🦋 💕 @sarahshaw.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Artificial intelligence indeed a 10 year old is probably smarter than this so called AI

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Sarah 🦋 💕 @sarahshaw.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

A man was killed yesterday, apparently not all guns save lives

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

Kudos to Catelin Drey on her victory in Iowa. This is a district that Trump won easily last November. It's one special election, yes. But it's a sign of hope and another reminder that every election is important. Democracy is not a spectator sport.

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Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

RFK Jr. continues to falsely claim that vaccines cause autism, and this will likely be among the propaganda he spreads in September, when he says he will “reveal the causes of autism”. I wrote about my experience with encountering vaccine lies online and how I used science to find the truth.

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Anti-vaccine misinformation can terrorize new parents, but science leads to truth | Defend Public Health

Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD, shares her story of encountering online vaccine misinformation in the early 2000's, and how she used her scientific training to uncover the truth.

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Sarah 🦋 💕 @sarahshaw.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

PayPal isn’t a bank, do not keep important money in your PayPal

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