Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 20/02/2026That’s it I’m going to go home and watch Lords of Chaos as a form of self abuse (jk edgelords it’s a good movie) 000
Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Dear lord why does women’s curling have to involve so much shrieking #olympics 110
Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Go Texas Tech! Red Raider Nation #MustacheCrew #Big12 022
Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 19/11/2025It’s time to dust off this Thanksgiving banger 🫘 🥬 🥔 🍅 🎶 m.youtube.com/watch?v=sf4T...m.youtube.comBeans, Greens, Potatoes, Tomatoes Original + RemixYouTube video by BailOut Videos 000
Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Civic duty & 18 ballot issues = done Doody = not done 💩 Texas votes are valuable & every election is vital 020
Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Here’s to a comedy legend!!! Her performance as Hyacinth was always hysterical, me and my mom would die laughing watching Keeping Up Appearances www.bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comPatricia Routledge: Keeping Up Appearances star dies at 96She also starred in Alan Bennett's TV monologues and played the BBC's amateur sleuth Hetty Wainthropp. 000
Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 25/09/2025I was so depressed last night I almost watched Dear Zachary 000
Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 12/08/2025I wonder if cave people popped their knuckles or cracked their backs with satisfaction 000
Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 09/08/2025Falcon Crest was like Temu Dynasty & I loved Falcon Crest 010
Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 06/08/2025The Unsolved Mysteries music is dungeon synthmedia.tenor.coma stack of purple tubes with the words unsolved mystery written in yellowALT: a stack of purple tubes with the words unsolved mystery written in yellow 010
Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 17/07/2025“This caramel is getting stuck in my teeth.” “I’m fine with that, I have a water pik.” 010
Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 26/06/2025It took 30 years of listening to that Collective Soul song where he says “turn your head now baby just spit me out” for me to finally go “ew, what???” 120
Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Well at least we still have Kermit youtu.be/0qkSQvx46bA?...youtu.beMuppet's KokomoYouTube video by John Hillmer 000
Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Da Popa is a-comin’! youtu.be/cAvXnBgJMdM?...youtu.beDa pope is a coming!YouTube video by skigss 010
Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 18/04/2025I just said out loud DOS EQUIS ONE CUP so I now own that copyright forever ©️™️ 000
Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Quint’s death in Jaws is made even more horrible (if possible) by the fact that land is clearly visible behind them 🦈 100
Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Now some good news! 🪇💃🏻 people.com/selena-kille...people.comSelena's Killer Yolanda Saldívar Denied Parole, Will Not Be Released from PrisonYolanda Saldivar was convicted for the murder of singer Selena and sentenced to life in prison with the possibility of parole in 30 years in 1995. The Texas Board of Pardons and Parole told PEOPLE on ... 000
Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Dudes who bounce up and down outside the mosh pit like they’re about to jump into double dutch #sxsw 010
Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Me getting into SXSW swag scrounging mode … 10 days of free drinks food tote bags kooziesmedia.tenor.coma cartoon of a rat eating a sandwich with a strawALT: a cartoon of a rat eating a sandwich with a straw 000
Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 05/02/2025For a few years, Rita Hayworth was his stepmother (before his dad dumped Rita for Gene Tierney) 010
Reposted by Sarah SepanekAnonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Call to action: 50 protests, 50 states, one day. #3E #USprotests #endimpunity #endautogenocide #endoligarchy #Feb5 20151432261
Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 24/01/2025I’m convinced the AI whatever posts memes with incorrect grammar on purpose so the comments of “‘THEIR’, STUPID” will generate engagement and as a copy editor this makes me weep for respect for the art of human language 010
Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 09/01/2025I love when it’s cold in Austin; the roads are empty as everyone hides out inside. I HOLD DOMINION OVER THE WEAK MUA HA HA 000
Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Well here’s some Maybe There’s Hope for Humanity News people.com/steve-gutten...people.comSteve Guttenberg Goes Unrecognized as He Comes to the Rescue of People Evacuating Pacific Palisades FireSteve Guttenberg jumped into action to help those impacted by the widespread fires in Pacific Palisades. He was nearly unrecognizable as he wore a baseball cap and face mask, urging evacuating residen... 000
Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Mike DeWine still continues to be a total sack of shit but still deludes himself that people think he’s progressive 031
Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Eat a peanut for JC tonite 🥜 so many lives are better because of his compassion 000
Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 26/12/2024Do people who like Ween call themselves Weeners #merrychristmas 010
Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 14/12/2024At a Krampus harsh noise toy drive Friday the 13th Christmas party in Austin and they’re playing metal covers of Xmas songs but then randomly play Type O so I exclaim It’s a Peter Steele Christmas! out loud to everybody 🎄❄️⛄️💚 000
Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Watching Gremlins & appreciating that Christmas movies always know that the evil rich joyless business tycoon who makes money off the suffering of others & being cheap needs to get their ass shot out a window on a motorized stair chair or something to really give the people the holiday spirit 🎄media.tenor.coma man walking down a set of stairs with movieclips.com written on the bottomALT: a man walking down a set of stairs with movieclips.com written on the bottom 120
Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 04/12/2024🌈 Besides being generally evil UHC was also under investigation for antitrust violations and a bunch of other stuff 110
Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Bjork sings like she’s taking a shit but it works for her 000
Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Yes it’s another JonBenét documentary but it’s always good to have a reminder that Geraldo Rivera has always been a scumbag 000
Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Do yourself a favor & revisit the 90 minute pilot of HUNTER - pure 80s cop show craziness. Every guest star you can think of. Cars flying into stuff & exploding. Stepfanie Kramer in tough-as-nails glamour. Witty one-liners. It’s on Peacock. My grandma thought Hunter was hot. youtu.be/GXSSOBTf66g?...youtu.beHunter - 1x01 - Pilot (FIRST EPISODE)YouTube video by coololds85 130
Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 21/11/2024I DO NOT NEED ANY MORE CONCERT SHIRTS but I needed this one 👽 🛸 🔺 000
Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 15/11/2024With the Tyson fight tomorrow, here’s the story of how when he got out of prison for rape he moved near my hometown (a place with lots of boxing history) in Ohio (where he could have his tigers) & as part of community service or something he came to my high school despite being a sex offender 2/3 🧵 100
Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Remember, these are just “nominations” at this point and hopefully will be subject to scrutiny, background checks, and reality “Does Artemis know how to run a sound board?” “We don’t have a very deep bench, Dee.” 010
Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 13/11/2024I’ve been on Bluesky since May 2023, it’s been a magic carpet ridemedia.tenor.coma cat wearing glasses is flying on a blanket with pizza slices around itALT: a cat wearing glasses is flying on a blanket with pizza slices around it 000
Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 17/08/2024What we really need is AI that can translate metal band logos 010
Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 31/07/2024With all the current discourse about fucking sofas I’m surprised I haven’t seen mention of these two 000
Reposted by Sarah SepanekJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 11/06/2024Please stop by our new souvlaki place, "They Might Be Gyros" 1839162
Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 13/06/2024Well this is pretty horrifying. And even just because it’s an example of the crazy shit that goes on behind the scenes at gun shows and why these psychos want to keep deregulating them. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...nbcnews.comArizona man planned a mass shooting targeting African Americans at an Atlanta concert to incite a race war, feds sayA federal grand jury indicted Mark Adams Prieto on charges of firearms trafficking, transfer of a firearm for use in a hate crime and possession of an unregistered firearm. 000
Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 30/05/2024media.tenor.comYou Definitely Guilty For Sure GIFALT: You Definitely Guilty For Sure GIF 000
Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 10/05/2024So how come we don’t call weed “endo” anymore 000
Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 25/04/2024I first heard like 3 years ago that I Wanna Be Your Sledgehammer was about sex lol … back in the 80s we thought it was just this funny video w dancing chickens … I mean the very first shot of the video is SPERM lol … what else do you make out of “open up your fruit cage”? youtu.be/OJWJE0x7T4Q?...youtu.bePeter Gabriel - Sledgehammer (HD version)The official Sledgehammer video in HD. Directed by Stephen R. Johnson, produced by Adam Whittaker. Claymation, pixilation, and stop motion animation provided... 120