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Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
That’s it I’m going to go home and watch Lords of Chaos as a form of self abuse (jk edgelords it’s a good movie)
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Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Dear lord why does women’s curling have to involve so much shrieking #olympics
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Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Go Texas Tech! Red Raider Nation #MustacheCrew #Big12
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Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Make it moist
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Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
It’s time to dust off this Thanksgiving banger 🫘 🥬 🥔 🍅 🎶 m.youtube.com/watch?v=sf4T...
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Beans, Greens, Potatoes, Tomatoes Original + Remix
YouTube video by BailOut Videos
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Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Civic duty & 18 ballot issues = done Doody = not done 💩 Texas votes are valuable & every election is vital
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Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Here’s to a comedy legend!!! Her performance as Hyacinth was always hysterical, me and my mom would die laughing watching Keeping Up Appearances www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Patricia Routledge: Keeping Up Appearances star dies at 96
She also starred in Alan Bennett's TV monologues and played the BBC's amateur sleuth Hetty Wainthropp.
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Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
I was so depressed last night I almost watched Dear Zachary
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Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
I wonder if cave people popped their knuckles or cracked their backs with satisfaction
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Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Falcon Crest was like Temu Dynasty & I loved Falcon Crest
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Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
The Unsolved Mysteries music is dungeon synth
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Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
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Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
“This caramel is getting stuck in my teeth.” “I’m fine with that, I have a water pik.”
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Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
It took 30 years of listening to that Collective Soul song where he says “turn your head now baby just spit me out” for me to finally go “ew, what???”
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Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Well at least we still have Kermit youtu.be/0qkSQvx46bA?...
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Muppet's Kokomo
YouTube video by John Hillmer
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Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Da Popa is a-comin’! youtu.be/cAvXnBgJMdM?...
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Da pope is a coming!
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Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
I just said out loud DOS EQUIS ONE CUP so I now own that copyright forever ©️™️
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Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Quint’s death in Jaws is made even more horrible (if possible) by the fact that land is clearly visible behind them 🦈
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Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Now some good news! 🪇💃🏻 people.com/selena-kille...
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Selena's Killer Yolanda Saldívar Denied Parole, Will Not Be Released from Prison
Yolanda Saldivar was convicted for the murder of singer Selena and sentenced to life in prison with the possibility of parole in 30 years in 1995. The Texas Board of Pardons and Parole told PEOPLE on ...
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Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Dudes who bounce up and down outside the mosh pit like they’re about to jump into double dutch #sxsw
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Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Me getting into SXSW swag scrounging mode … 10 days of free drinks food tote bags koozies
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Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
For a few years, Rita Hayworth was his stepmother (before his dad dumped Rita for Gene Tierney)
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Call to action: 50 protests, 50 states, one day. #3E #USprotests #endimpunity #endautogenocide #endoligarchy #Feb5
50 protests, 50 states, one day
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Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I’m convinced the AI whatever posts memes with incorrect grammar on purpose so the comments of “‘THEIR’, STUPID” will generate engagement and as a copy editor this makes me weep for respect for the art of human language
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Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Hashlet
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Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I love when it’s cold in Austin; the roads are empty as everyone hides out inside. I HOLD DOMINION OVER THE WEAK MUA HA HA
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Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Well here’s some Maybe There’s Hope for Humanity News people.com/steve-gutten...
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Steve Guttenberg Goes Unrecognized as He Comes to the Rescue of People Evacuating Pacific Palisades Fire
Steve Guttenberg jumped into action to help those impacted by the widespread fires in Pacific Palisades. He was nearly unrecognizable as he wore a baseball cap and face mask, urging evacuating residen...
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Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Mike DeWine still continues to be a total sack of shit but still deludes himself that people think he’s progressive
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Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Eat a peanut for JC tonite 🥜 so many lives are better because of his compassion
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Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Do people who like Ween call themselves Weeners #merrychristmas
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Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
At a Krampus harsh noise toy drive Friday the 13th Christmas party in Austin and they’re playing metal covers of Xmas songs but then randomly play Type O so I exclaim It’s a Peter Steele Christmas! out loud to everybody 🎄❄️⛄️💚
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Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Watching Gremlins & appreciating that Christmas movies always know that the evil rich joyless business tycoon who makes money off the suffering of others & being cheap needs to get their ass shot out a window on a motorized stair chair or something to really give the people the holiday spirit 🎄
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Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
🌈 Besides being generally evil UHC was also under investigation for antitrust violations and a bunch of other stuff
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Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Bjork sings like she’s taking a shit but it works for her
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Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Yes it’s another JonBenét documentary but it’s always good to have a reminder that Geraldo Rivera has always been a scumbag
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Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Do yourself a favor & revisit the 90 minute pilot of HUNTER - pure 80s cop show craziness. Every guest star you can think of. Cars flying into stuff & exploding. Stepfanie Kramer in tough-as-nails glamour. Witty one-liners. It’s on Peacock. My grandma thought Hunter was hot. youtu.be/GXSSOBTf66g?...
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Hunter - 1x01 - Pilot (FIRST EPISODE)
YouTube video by coololds85
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Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I DO NOT NEED ANY MORE CONCERT SHIRTS but I needed this one 👽 🛸 🔺
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Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
With the Tyson fight tomorrow, here’s the story of how when he got out of prison for rape he moved near my hometown (a place with lots of boxing history) in Ohio (where he could have his tigers) & as part of community service or something he came to my high school despite being a sex offender 2/3 🧵
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Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Remember, these are just “nominations” at this point and hopefully will be subject to scrutiny, background checks, and reality “Does Artemis know how to run a sound board?” “We don’t have a very deep bench, Dee.”
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Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I’ve been on Bluesky since May 2023, it’s been a magic carpet ride
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Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 17/08/2024
What we really need is AI that can translate metal band logos
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Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 31/07/2024
With all the current discourse about fucking sofas I’m surprised I haven’t seen mention of these two
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 11/06/2024
Please stop by our new souvlaki place, "They Might Be Gyros"
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Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 13/06/2024
Well this is pretty horrifying. And even just because it’s an example of the crazy shit that goes on behind the scenes at gun shows and why these psychos want to keep deregulating them. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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Arizona man planned a mass shooting targeting African Americans at an Atlanta concert to incite a race war, feds say
A federal grand jury indicted Mark Adams Prieto on charges of firearms trafficking, transfer of a firearm for use in a hate crime and possession of an unregistered firearm.
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Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 30/05/2024
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Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 10/05/2024
So how come we don’t call weed “endo” anymore
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Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
I first heard like 3 years ago that I Wanna Be Your Sledgehammer was about sex lol … back in the 80s we thought it was just this funny video w dancing chickens … I mean the very first shot of the video is SPERM lol … what else do you make out of “open up your fruit cage”? youtu.be/OJWJE0x7T4Q?...
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Peter Gabriel - Sledgehammer (HD version)
The official Sledgehammer video in HD. Directed by Stephen R. Johnson, produced by Adam Whittaker. Claymation, pixilation, and stop motion animation provided...
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 09/04/2024
Fight Club, but we're also kitties. Two musclebound men with cat ears approach each other with feline grace. They playfully swipe at each other. They are overjoyed. Another man in cat ears comments "this has really helped me reclaim my masculinity" Another man nods in agreement.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18/04/2024
A man comes home from work and says "glad to be home from work. Time to change." He enters a Sailor Moon magical girl transformation sequence where ribbons emanate from a star pendant in his chest and wrap around his entire body. When the transformation is finished he is wearing filthy sweatpants and a ripped Ween shirt. He strikes a confident pose.
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Sarah Sepanek @sarahsepanek.bsky.social · 29/03/2024
Love this dude and his insane comics lol
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