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the bane of your existence.

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They’re live-streaming the execution of the person they think they can get away with doing that to first. It’s a test. If they can do that, they’ll expand the margins of permission.
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Sarah @sarahloudandshort.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Can you help me fax something?” … Here, lemme weaponize some (false) incompetence real quick.
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Paul Says 'I Cannot Do That'
ALT: Paul Says 'I Cannot Do That'
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Sarah @sarahloudandshort.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
$30 of TJs flowers and some foraged hydrangea, goldenrod, and an unidentified vine. I miss being creative every day.
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Sarah @sarahloudandshort.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m doing some flowers for J’s mom (she’s hosting bunco tomorrow) and I have been mentally making a list of roadside weeds to snip. 🤣 Today is the day! Top Golf parking lot, I am coming for you!
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Sarah @sarahloudandshort.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m so sad that Pete and Brev have to say “da zone” because of this dumb streaming deal.
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Sarah @sarahloudandshort.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Welp, had my first experience with a pervert customer! (Weird old man kept putting his hands in his pants while talking to us about his charge account.) Unfortunately/fortunately two other people also witnessed this, but guys. Could’ve done without it!
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Sarah @sarahloudandshort.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am so tired. (Of just about everything.)
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Sarah @sarahloudandshort.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just one of those days where everything is just a little bit irritating. (Yes, shark week is imminent.)
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Sarah @sarahloudandshort.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Guys. I had to go get another gallon of paint, and it is juuuuust a smidge lighter than the original. J put a second coat of the first can on two walls. I used the rest of the first can to do a second trim coat on the other two walls.
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Sarah @sarahloudandshort.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We are painting our dining room GREEN and I am absolutely obsessed with it. Color is Arugula from Lowe’s. Looks much closer to the swatch in person. Bottom of the railing needs another coat. Painting sucks, but I’m glad we are doing it.
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Sarah @sarahloudandshort.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Darkness is coming. Cue “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year”.
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Evil Kermit's Sinister Laugh
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Sarah @sarahloudandshort.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ve been out all week. Back to the office today.
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Buzz Lightyear: No Sign of Intelligent Life
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Sarah @sarahloudandshort.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The number of women I know who would be so much better off as single parents is astonishing.
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Adele's 'Divorce Babe Divorce' Meme
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Sarah @sarahloudandshort.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am generally glad that this dog of mine cannot speak words, but some nights I really wish he could just tell me wtf he wants. I’ve gotten out of bed five times now, and I swear to sweet baby Jesus, if he starts screaming (yes, he screams) at me again tonight I am going to lose it.
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Sarah @sarahloudandshort.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If someone rolled their great-grandpa into the bank to take out all their money, and the elderly person could not make that transaction on their own without the grandkid’s direction, the bank would not allow them to make a withdrawal. The teller would be mandated to report potential elder abuse.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sam Darnold

OUT INDEFINITELY
BROKEN ASS
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Sarah @sarahloudandshort.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The smallest fry had a really tough day, and it doesn’t matter how old they get, it is still tears me up inside when I can’t fix it and make it better. Even though I know it is good for her to muddle through and learn as she goes!
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Sarah @sarahloudandshort.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Today was a real Monday of a Monday.
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Sarah @sarahloudandshort.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’m working today and while I’m the only one in the business office, the store is open and I am having a VERY hard time not yelling while watching this Temple game. Also note to self, five shots of espresso is too many shots of espresso for a latte the morning of a big game with an 11am kick.
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Sarah @sarahloudandshort.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Just signed the dog up for picture day at daycare next week, so yeah, it’s pretty fucking cool having adult kids.
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
you can be arrested if you give water to people waiting on line to vote
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Sarah @sarahloudandshort.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Elsa in Flames: Just Another Day
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my good bitch 💎 @clozilla.cryptoanarchy.network · 09/09/2026
jessica lange from american horror story saying your liberation is bound up with mine you stupid slut
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Sarah @sarahloudandshort.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Ronald Mcdonald Almost Had It
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Sarah @sarahloudandshort.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Mississippi River (I really don’t miss anything about living downtown besides the view.)
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Sarah @sarahloudandshort.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Man, I love football. Time to lock in and look for my girl on the sidelines!
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Sarah @sarahloudandshort.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Welp, I’m a born-and-raised Memphian, so I guess this is about as accurate as I could expect.
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Sarah @sarahloudandshort.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I used to never want to take a restroom break at a concert, but now I’m happy for the chance to sit down.
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Wwe Bayley
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Sarah @sarahloudandshort.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
S1’s coworkers put up balloons for her birthday and I’m over here like 🥹 She works so hard, she is so far away from her family, but she has finally found herself some good people and I’m just so proud of/happy for her.
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Sarah @sarahloudandshort.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Watching people do things inefficiently is driving me batty. I’m still glad I quit my old job, but goddamn, people, have you never heard “work smart, not hard”?!
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Sarah @sarahloudandshort.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It really bothers me when someone misspells my name when it is clearly written out correctly in my first email. Especially when said person wants me to hire them and pay them money.
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Sarah @sarahloudandshort.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Guys last night after I got out of the shower I realized my ring was nowhere to be found. I looked everywhere in my bathroom, my side of the bed, the kitchen and the living room. No luck. I went to bed thinking it would be easier to find if I got some rest and stopped panicking.
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Sarah @sarahloudandshort.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Don’t think I shared the news here, but ain’t she a beaut?! 🥰 (As an aside I am going wedding dress shopping for the first time in my life on Monday and I am Unsure Of What To Expect Or How To Feel 😅)
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
🇫🇷 FRANCE: “A photograph of Palestinian footballers playing on a makeshift pitch surrounded by the ruins of Gaza has been removed from a major sports photography exhibition in France following complaints from pro-Israel campaigners.” greatreporter.com/2026/08/25/e...
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Sarah @sarahloudandshort.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I need a stylist to come up with a dozen outfits for work and a handful for extracurricular activities out of my closet. (Or even tell me what to buy.) I am creative, but clothes styling is so far outside my wheelhouse.
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Sarah @sarahloudandshort.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
After 36 hours, the power is back on.
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Im So Happy Excited Minions Dance
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Sarah @sarahloudandshort.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Kobe Bryant was a rapist. It’s sad the rest of those people died, though. la.utexas.edu/users/jmcive...
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Rocky Mountain News: State
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Sarah @sarahloudandshort.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I really hope this is an “under promise, over deliver” type deals, because no power until THURSDAY is gonna suuuuck.
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Sarah @sarahloudandshort.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I just drove home from Target through the dark red part. Do not recommend. Storms are only cool when they don’t fuck shit up.
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Sarah @sarahloudandshort.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I’ve had enough workplace martyrdom for one day.
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Sarah @sarahloudandshort.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Booooooooooooo
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Sarah @sarahloudandshort.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Booooooooooooooo
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Sarah @sarahloudandshort.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Guys there is some kind of suction cup dart competition on ESPN2 and I am transfixed.
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Sarah @sarahloudandshort.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I have spent the past ten years trying to remember the name of the OPI nail polish I wore almost exclusively for 5-6 years, and Google has never helped. Tonight I remembered. Honeymoon Sweet. The perfect summer pedicure color that is no longer in production and I’ve yet to find an acceptable dupe.
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Natalie Wallington @narwhallington.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
1 in 5 Memphis households experienced at least one utility cutoff last year. Read that again. MLGW, Memphis' utility provider, disconnected over 75,000 households in 2025-- and this number is on the rise. Read part 1 of my utility cutoffs series here: mlk50.com/2026/08/12/1...
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1 in 5 Memphis households had its utilities cut off in 2025 — and disconnections are on the rise
Photo illustration by Andrea Morales / MLK50 This is the first piece in MLK50's ongoing series on how utility cutoffs impact working-class Memphians.
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Sarah @sarahloudandshort.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Jordan just pulled out a reference to the episode of Saved By The Bell where Mr Belding’s “cool” brother flaked on taking them white water rafting, and when I tell you I was taken back in time… whew.
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