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Sarah Hutto

@sarahhutto.bsky.social
575 followers 365 following 104 posts

Comedy writer, gardener. Waiting for my frontal lobe to fully form.

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Sarah Hutto @sarahhutto.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
“I’M IN THE PEDO-ARMY. I’M IN THE MAGASTAPO. I’M IN THE COMBINATION PEDO-ARMY/MAGASTAPO.”
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Sarah Hutto @sarahhutto.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
YOU ARE HERE.
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Sarah Hutto @sarahhutto.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Remember when they warned us that Biden would send armed IRS agents to our door?
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Sarah Hutto @sarahhutto.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Does Temu not make ice cleats?
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Sarah Hutto @sarahhutto.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
If maga was interested in enforcing the law, Trump would be in jail for treason and rape.
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Sarah Hutto @sarahhutto.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Had so much fun doing this! (Sorry I forgot to dry out my headphones first).
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Sarah Hutto @sarahhutto.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Lucky Charms aren’t “magically” delicious. It’s the fucking sugar.
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Sarah Hutto @sarahhutto.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
I’m sorry, but “Men’s Open” is a gross thing to name something.
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Sarah Hutto @sarahhutto.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Once I couldn’t remember the name for Curb Your Enthusiasm and the closest thing I could come up with was Don’t Get So Excited.
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Sarah Hutto @sarahhutto.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Guys, let’s stay focused- he’s just starting World War III to distract from the government-backed kidnappings.
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Sarah Hutto @sarahhutto.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
America is learning what happens when resistance to tyranny is upheld with more guns than books.
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Sarah Hutto @sarahhutto.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
I can’t believe the guy who kept trying to give people cups of his sperm is unstable.
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Sarah Hutto @sarahhutto.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
It’s been so long since I’ve had a good day’s sleep.
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Sarah Hutto @sarahhutto.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
“It’s just a mental health issue.” www.nytimes.com/2025/05/01/u...
nytimes.com
Trump Administration Cancels $1 Billion in Grants for Student Mental Health
Congress authorized the money in a bipartisan breakthrough around addressing gun violence after a shooting at an elementary school in Uvalde, Texas, killed 19 children and two teachers.
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Sarah Hutto @sarahhutto.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Don’t tread on me, but save me a spot on the breadline.
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Sarah Hutto @sarahhutto.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Narrator voice: They could, in fact, lose.
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Sarah Hutto @sarahhutto.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Cheese > sleaze
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Sarah Hutto @sarahhutto.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Women communicate their war plans telepathically.
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Sarah Hutto @sarahhutto.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I guess those clowns leading people into the woods just ran out of steam.
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Sarah Hutto @sarahhutto.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
It’s just Government Derangement Syndrome now.
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Sarah Hutto @sarahhutto.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
How dare you protest the pintos sold by the guy who bought the election.
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Sarah Hutto @sarahhutto.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
THE TESLAS ARE OUR COFFINS!
A still from the classic 1973 dystopian movie, Soylent Green, in which Det. Robert Thorn, played by Charlton Heston, alerts fellow citizens to the true ingredients of a government subsidized staple food.
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Sarah Hutto @sarahhutto.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I was lead to believe the Horsemen of the Apocalypse would be better looking than this.
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Sarah Hutto @sarahhutto.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I was worrying about the Palestinian protester getting killed in jail on Trump’s watch, but then I remembered he’s not a wealthy sex trafficker that Trump was “best friends” with.
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Sarah Hutto @sarahhutto.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Trump is inviting farmers from South Africa to replace the ones he’s killing off with budget cuts, drained reservoir water, and vaccine misinformation.
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Sarah Hutto @sarahhutto.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
“This is who we’re defunding.”
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Sarah Hutto @sarahhutto.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Honestly kind of disappointed we *aren’t* making transgender mice.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
the democrats should all wear juggalo makeup, I don’t think it would help but it would be annoying to give a speech looking at that
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
"No Other Land," the Palestinian-Israeli made film showing the destruction of the occupied West Bank's Masafer Yatta by Israeli soldiers, just won the Oscar for Best Documentary. It can't get a distributor in the US. Which tells you everything about censorship in the US.
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Sarah Hutto @sarahhutto.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
So much for the Laken Riley Act.
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Sarah Hutto @sarahhutto.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Is there anything in The Constitution about turning the U.S. into Only Fans?
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Sarah Hutto @sarahhutto.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Most of you have no idea how close Maine already was to considering itself seceded without any encouragement.
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Andrew Coleman Francis @andrewcfrancis.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
If a federal employee replied to the "What have you done in the last week?" email with "Tweeted once every six minutes", how would that go over?
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Sarah Hutto @sarahhutto.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
What was Ukraine wearing? www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
nbcnews.com
Trump says Ukraine 'should have never started it' in comments about war with Russia
Trump made the remark while deriding Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, whose country was invaded by Russia in February 2022.
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Sarah Hutto @sarahhutto.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Trump has made it illegal to deadname Gulf of America.
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Sarah Hutto @sarahhutto.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
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Sarah Hutto @sarahhutto.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Don’t let anyone who supports pro-wrestling tell you it’s wrong for kids to see a man in a dress.
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Sarah Hutto @sarahhutto.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Yeah, it’s not like they’re school kids.
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Sarah Hutto @sarahhutto.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
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Sarah Hutto @sarahhutto.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I don’t want to brag, but I can open those scary dough tube thingies without a spoon.
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Sarah Hutto @sarahhutto.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I don’t trust the media. I only trust the incoherent ramblings of this one guy who constantly contradicts himself and is a known liar and felon.
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Sarah Hutto @sarahhutto.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Maybe Elon just needs our social security numbers because he’s running out of things to name his kids.
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 03/02/2025
Elon Musk is a terrible president.
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Sarah Hutto @sarahhutto.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
There’s like, no way in hell RFK Jr. *hasn’t* committed bestiality at some point, right?
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Sarah Hutto @sarahhutto.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Would this be a bad time to remind everyone that God is a woman?
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Sarah Hutto @sarahhutto.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
A man who was inside Amber Heard has your Social Security number.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Trump may be a fascist but he keeps the planes crashing on time.
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Sarah Hutto @sarahhutto.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I posted a picture of a sunset on Instagram and two people unfollowed me. And you know what? I get it.
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Sarah Hutto @sarahhutto.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I wonder if Pete Hegseth picked up his 24-hr chip yet.
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Sarah Hutto @sarahhutto.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Being an American right now is like being locked in a burning car careening off a cliff into a forest fire and the guy next to you keeps offering you a cup of his semen.
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