iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

sar @sarahabtw.bsky.social · 19h

grey’s anatomy is so funny because in their universe doctors listen to the patients

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sar @sarahabtw.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

that’s baby’s special concoction (two ibuprofen and a benadryl)

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sar @sarahabtw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

the coolest girls you know aren’t posting on instagram. they’re skeeting on bluesky

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World’s Only Evan Diem @evandiem.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was to make eating the cure for nausea

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sar @sarahabtw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

hate to admit it but i really like how wide leg jeans look

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sar @sarahabtw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

whipper snipper? you mean a doctor who performs circumcisions?

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sar @sarahabtw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i don’t know anything about kingdom hearts but i believe the muppets should be in there

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sar @sarahabtw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

shut your mouth when you are talking to me!!!

apple cider doughnut focaccia fresh from the oven

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sar @sarahabtw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

making apple cider doughnut focaccia bread because why not

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sar @sarahabtw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

we can all agree with novacain the blind rap god when he said “i got a fetish for a shawty that’s thick”

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sar @sarahabtw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

i love being beautiful and eating ice cream for dinner

selfie of a female presenting person wearing a floral vintage dress and looking into the camera

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sar @sarahabtw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i don’t own an iron and this collar had a wrinkle

a hair straightener being used to iron the collar of a vintage floral dress

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sar @sarahabtw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

if people wanted to stop sending me rejection letters that would be so nice actually

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sar @sarahabtw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

watching the x files alone at night like i’m not easily spooked

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sar @sarahabtw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

babe don’t you think the mild allergic reaction i get from my birth control patch adhesive is soooo sexy

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sar @sarahabtw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i need more people keeping their saturday afternoons open in case i am available and want to hang out

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sar @sarahabtw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

trying sleep self-soothing techniques for babies and seeing results

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sar @sarahabtw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

i love tangled but i don’t think rapunzel needed to be getting involved romantically with the first [human] friend she’d ever had

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sar @sarahabtw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

often i want to kiss so bad but i have no idea how to initiate because i am afraid of taking up space

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sar @sarahabtw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

there is someone on local fbm selling crochet 12 point star blankets for $20 which is so underpriced and honestly does not even cover the cost of the yarn

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sar @sarahabtw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

knoxville wouldn’t be able to handle the president, weird al, and me visiting all at the same time. which is why i have decided to stay home this weekend and let those two have their knoxville moment

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sar @sarahabtw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

it’s like seeing your ex therapist at the store or whatever low ceilings said

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sar @sarahabtw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

if i had a job interview i would simply get myself an iced coffee afterwards as a little reward for even getting a job interview in this economy

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World’s Only Evan Diem @evandiem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

They gotta get a handle on this stuff, man

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sar @sarahabtw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

sometimes when i see someone standing with poor posture all i can think about is how weak their pelvic floor must be

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sar @sarahabtw.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

whenever i crochet my apple watch thinks i’m walking and tells me good job for hitting my goals when i have not actually done anything physical

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sar @sarahabtw.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

going to get my covid and flu vaccines y’all want anything

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sar @sarahabtw.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

i’ve been craving a root beer so bad that last night in my dream i opened the fridge and the only thing in it was one glass bottle of root beer

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sar @sarahabtw.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

resisting the urge to do a 90s sitcom b-plot by not asking my doctor for his phone number

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World’s Only Evan Diem @evandiem.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Woman in the workplace :((((

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sar @sarahabtw.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

the summer i went no contact, got laid off, and became an insomniac

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Sports team names are so fun like the Red Sox are named after their uniform color and the Cubs are named after small bears and the Dodgers are named after the high number of pedestrian deaths in Brooklyn in the early 1900s.

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sar @sarahabtw.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

i think i’m not a sauce person and then i put a bunch of greek yogurt on rice and feel like oh okay i get it now

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sar @sarahabtw.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

boiled peanuts are the edamame of the south

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sar @sarahabtw.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

maisie “dead horse beater” peters

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sar @sarahabtw.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

doing squats in the airport during a layover because i don’t care who watches

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sar @sarahabtw.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

newly obsessed with kumquats

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sar @sarahabtw.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

legally swig should not be allowed to text me when i am in new york

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sar @sarahabtw.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

got in bed early with a cup of sleepy time tea and watched olympic pairs figure skating with fresh sheets and a showered body and felt genuinely at peace

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sar @sarahabtw.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

i’m going to try to post here more

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sar @sarahabtw.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

can you believe i went all summer without hitting a baseball

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sar @sarahabtw.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

today i got three shots which doesn’t usually happen unless you’re a baby

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sar @sarahabtw.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

was feeling very insecure about my appearance and then looked in the mirror after spending several hours crying. my eyes are so swollen and i feel even more insecure about my appearance

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sar @sarahabtw.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

“gen z isn’t leaving bar tabs open. is it because they’re more financially literate?” maybe it’s just that some of us don’t understand how it works did anyone ever stop to consider that

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sar @sarahabtw.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

seeds are sprouting, art was made, an outfit with secret pants surprises many

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sar @sarahabtw.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

feeling frivolous. feeling committed. feeling like i should add bag of carrots to my grocery list

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sar @sarahabtw.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

any time i get a sunburn it feels like an act of racism

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