Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Hello friends! Today I turn a glamorously youthful 48. In celebration, I want to share my latest genre of painting projects: family portraits! I use AI to create them, then send them off to become paint by number kits. My favorite style: seemingly normal with creepy background details. 2100
Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I cannot imagine where these rumors started (COUGH) 1191
Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I love having friends in different professions but then sometimes I get texts like “I’m at the [big veterinarians’ conference] and there are capybaras here” 1100
Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Boy is there any more terrifying pause after someone says “so I took your advice” 0121
Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I quite enjoyed the nonsense of this note on our local restaurant’s ice machine 020
Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026How awesome! I played basketball and softball as a kid and had great hand-eye coordination—but I could do exactly zero pull-ups, especially when everyone was watching. A supportive environment makes such a huge difference. 030
Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I just relistened to a podcast episode about the presidential physical fitness test and MAN that brought back some emotional trauma. I can’t tell you how many years it was before I willingly went to a gym once I grew up.static.klipy.comZdnauth Genal: Bullshit Sign LanguageALT: Zdnauth Genal: Bullshit Sign Language 4170
Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Does this mean we can’t use tap water until tomorrow? 001
Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Also a delight: the science fair, mandatory in my day, is now optional, which I believe is a big part of why my kids both still enjoy science. “Hey ADHD reading nerd, come up with an original hypothesis & test it all on your own time to present & be judged on vague parameters”=perfect ulcer-making 090
Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I’m delighted to announce that I helped my high school freshman create a 3D model of a neuron using various foam etc. materials and managed to impress him with my crafting skills. I will be riding this high for weeks 1240
Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 02/09/2026To be clear this does not bother me at all—it just takes adjustment 😂 070
Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Grades K-8 administrators: Only people on the approved list who show valid ID and solve three riddles can pick your child up at carpool. High school administrators: Bell rang, gtfo the building and find a ride somewhere 4110
Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 01/09/2026static.klipy.comStephen Colbert: Give It To Me NowALT: Stephen Colbert: Give It To Me Now 020
Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Our entire household schedule has shifted one hour earlier thanks to the kids’ moving up to new schools and we are not handling it well. Lotta morning crankiness and afternoon couch naps. Also I find myself far more susceptible to “I want a little treat” thoughts 380
Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I know!! That was one big reason i thought it couldn’t be mice!! 010
Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026So far he has refrained from “I told you so”-ing us which I believe is less maturity and more he hasn’t thought of it 010
Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I FORGOT TO UPDATE: IT WAS A ROGUE CLAWFOOT TUB No no, it was mice 😂 3120
Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026A new word I just learned: “bio-similar,” which is not a clone but in fact a medicine that’s basically a generic version of a biologic. I learned it bc my insurance company is forcing me to switch from the injectable biologic that has worked reliably for years. Imma use it to mean clone tho 050
Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026HE SCRAMBLED SIDEWAYS ACROSS THE BRICKS I DID NOT LIKE IT 030
Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Oh bless you! Only from a distance and in the dark 😂 010
Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Pulled into my driveway and thought there was a huge spider above the garage door 3131
Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 21/08/2026No, but the jumpsuit underneath it has HELLA DEEP ONES 010
Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 21/08/2026static.klipy.comBrie Larson VarietyALT: Brie Larson Variety 010
Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Yesterday I finished book number 100 of the year! It was Bellweather Rhapsody by Kate Racculia, the second of hers I’ve read, and it was a treat. I would like to thank the authors of the Murderbot, Dungeon Crawler Carl, and Lady Hardcastle series for their delightfully addictive books. 021
Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I have just tried thrice to get Kronk to fix a simple formatting error and each time he says “it’s fixed!” and it just absolutely is not and suddenly this flashed to mindstatic.klipy.comAbby Normal Scene from Young FrankensteinALT: Abby Normal Scene from Young Frankenstein 140
Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 16/08/2026static.klipy.comVacation Mode Activated on the BeachALT: Vacation Mode Activated on the Beach 010
Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 16/08/2026How cool! I don’t think I’ve ever seen one of those before! 110
Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Right? Sometimes I will try three or four times to get him to execute something and he still fails why assuring me it’s done and I yell KRONK YOU ARE *ON ONE* TODAY 010
Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 14/08/2026You know what you are making a great case on 14yo’s behalf 020
Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 14/08/2026No! And it’s like a solid cup (the measurement, I mean) of food. Seems like that would be too much for a mouse, though I have zero basis for that 120
Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 14/08/2026static.klipy.comFriends: Phoebe Buffay's Shocked ReactionALT: Friends: Phoebe Buffay's Shocked Reaction 100
Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Right? And it’s perfect for shouting in frustration. Yzma knew 010
Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 14/08/2026The NUMBER OF TIMES this summer that I would type like “the questions page should display them in reverse chronological order” or “check for duplicate question numbers” and it would say “done!” and I would go look and it was still wrong and I would say out loud DAMMIT KRONK 160
Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Side note: I have zero idea how to code, so I used a site that does “vibe coding”: you tell it what you want, and it executes. It’s frankly amazing, except I forget that the AI is completely non-intuitive—that is, I have to tell it to do things that are simply logical. I therefore call it Kronk. 390
Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 14/08/2026(1) I am so grateful to everyone!! (2) I am still fighting with both app platforms and friends I am never making another app 140
Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 14/08/2026“Mice Moving Dice” is just BEGGING to be made into a children’s book 110
Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 14/08/2026We have a continuous feeder thing sitting out in the kitchen at all times. You’d have to open the top and scoop it out with your hands, but it would be easy to get at in small quantities. 140
Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Here’s the weirdest thing, which we only put together last night: we had to switch dog foods a couple months ago because of food allergies (we have two dogs), and the baseball wagon food was THE OLD FOOD. Apparently that one happened a couple months ago but my husband forgot about it til now. 120