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Mark Malan

@santabikerbear.bsky.social
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Queer, GenXer, motorcyclist, gaymer, accountant and aspiring actor! My favorite person in the world is my amazing fiancé.

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Mark Malan @santabikerbear.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
During the press conference, it sure seemed like DJT spoke longingly about “slave babies” as if he wants to see them again.
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Mark Malan @santabikerbear.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
“We are all going to die.” - Joni Ernst, Senator from Iowa. Thank you for having the courage to express the Republican sentiment for the not-billionaires of the US out loud and proud. The Democrats’ response should be, “We all don’t have to die so quickly.” Something like that. Workshop it!
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Pierre Polyester @canadian-critic.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
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Mark Malan @santabikerbear.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
This is so disturbing to me! www.cnn.com/2025/05/16/p...
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DHS says it’s in beginning stages of ‘vetting process’ for immigrant reality TV show | CNN Politics
The Department of Homeland Security is reviewing a reality TV pitch where immigrants would compete for American citizenship, according to a spokesperson who said in a statement to CNN that “the show i...
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Mark Malan @santabikerbear.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
I am really looking forward to trying to emigrate to Mattel, now that it has been given sovereignty by Trump.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Quite the compliment coming from one of my favorite accounts on this platform. Thanks for all you do, Rick! From your fan, Mar🐫
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Pierre Polyester @canadian-critic.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Donald responds to every question about history like a fourth-grader giving a book report on a book he didn't read.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
A Moran asks a moron a question. The Declaration of Independence was about, literally, the *opposite* of unity. It was about separation.
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Mark Malan @santabikerbear.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Anyone seen a quote from Elise Stefanik with her feelings about Waltz’s new job?
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Mark Malan @santabikerbear.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Dude! We get it - you are a Nazi loving Trump supporter. Take it down a notch.
A Cybertruck painted in Matte Black with a Florida license plate.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/04/2025
Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society
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Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society
NEW HAVEN, CT—Calling such concern for linguistic precision a clear indicator of a thriving country, a panel of historians from Yale University issued a statement Thursday announcing that quibbling ov...
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Holy shit you guys. This ad for Iowa Senate candidate Nathan Sage is f’ng fire. A Marine mechanic raised in a trailer park is about to send Trump humping toady Joni Ernst back to castrating hogs. And we can help him do it. LFG!!! 👇 actl.ink/ntsgcmpln?re... youtu.be/wOYyZYSn_vg?...
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Elect Nathan Sage to the Senate!
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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
The Trump administration’s worldview in a nutshell: If you’re white, you’re all right. If you’re brown, get out of town.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Never forget.
A tweet by Max Burns (@themaxburns
) reads: "From the U.S. Holocaust Museum: 'What distinguishes a concentration camp from a prison (in the modern sense) is that it functions outside of a judicial system. The prisoners are not indicted or convicted of any crime by judicial process.' Welp."
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Mark Malan @santabikerbear.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Does really liking Wes Anderson movies make one odd? Asking for a friend.
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Mark Malan @santabikerbear.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Given that the Supreme Court has no power anymore, they are now the largest example of fraud, waste, and abuse. If we can save democracy from Trump, we need the justices that gave him King powers to be gone too. Robert’s legacy will forever be as the Chief Justice that destroyed the Constitution!
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Amazing that without even mentioning a name, EVERYONE knows exactly who it's referencing.
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Sen. Cory Booker @booker.senate.gov · 09/04/2025
Three House Republicans. Four Senate Republicans. That's it. That's the math.
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Mark Malan @santabikerbear.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Treasury Secretary Bessent said we would negotiate a unified trade plan against China with our “Allies.” Who does he think he is talking about? We have no more allies, we have reluctant acquaintances. Idiot!
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Jeffrey J. Hall @mrjeffu.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
My translation of a viral Japanese meme summarizing decades of U.S. complaints about Japan not buying enough American cars (while not making the kind of cars Japanese consumers actually want):
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Jorge (he/him) @motoridersd.pug.ninja · 07/04/2025
Thanks to @kevidently.bsky.social I learned that Nick Offerman is filming a new show with Nicole Kidman and Michele Pfeiffer. The most important part is that Nick is wearing leather pants in a photo from the set of Margo's Got Money Troubles 🥵 www.instagram.com/p/DIFCPEkBhWe/
Nick Offerman wearing black leather pants and a black tank top
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
They have our business!
The image is a screenshot of a tweet from Pop Crave (@PopCrave
). The tweet reads: "Costco sees a gain in foot traffic for a 13th consecutive week after sticking with its DEL initiatives." Below the text, there is an image of the Costco Wholesale logo, which features the word "COSTCO" in red and "WHOLESALE" in white with blue lines above it, all on a blue background. The Pop Crave logo, consisting of a yellow and orange circle with the text "POP CRAVE," is displayed at the top left of the tweet.
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Chris and his farmily of forever farm friends @caenhillcc.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Feed time for our lambs and of course little lamb squirrel #lambfeeding
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Sister Unity @sisterunity.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
2 delightfully stupid items:
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Mark Malan @santabikerbear.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Well, time to start tightening the purse strings. Everything and everything is now going to be even more expensive!
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Mark Malan @santabikerbear.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
@booker.senate.gov You are an inspiration, Senator Booker. Thank you, sir!
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Lucy 🇺🇲🇺🇦🐾♿️💙 @juice2024.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
🇺🇲👇
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MKing💙 @6blanks.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
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Mother Hubbard @oldmotherhubbard.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
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Mark Malan @santabikerbear.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Colleges and Universities: You should immediately transition any and all classes that have international students enrolled to Hybrid (Video and In-Person) classes and assist them in getting to a safer country (their home or another favorable nation) as soon as possible.
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Rick @rickylongthread.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Very Well Said and Accurate….
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Judith @jdmwisdom.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Ethics guide morals and behaviour.
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Jane @dangerjane.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Here's my favorite
Cat in a military uniform at a meeting
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Anyone who thinks Pete Hegseth will resign doesn't understand TrumpWorld. They have no shame. They have no introspection. They have no respect for consequences.
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Mark Malan @santabikerbear.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
@jonlovett.bsky.social great taping last night. Awesome having @alfranken.bsky.social and Atsuko Okatsuka! Thank you.
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Mark Malan @santabikerbear.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
The Budapest agreement - Ukraine gives up nukes in exchange for its sovereignty guaranteed by the US, the UK, and Russia. Russia violated the sovereignty of Ukraine. This “Peace Deal” should be written out on toilet paper - then, at least, it will actually be useful in someway.
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Being Liberal ®🗽🏳️‍🌈 @beingliberal.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
One more tiny step...
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John Cusack @johncusack.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
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justanotherflyboy 💙😎🇺🇦🇲🇽🇨🇦🇵🇸🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇬🇱🇬🇪🥷 @justanotherflyboy.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
and yeah, everything is very much NOT all right!
image of a Venn diagram, many interlocking circles.  in the center, it says:  You are here.  around that, moving center out, it shows first Lord of the Flies, The Matrix, Gattaca, Clockwork Orange.  next out from those, it shows Logan's Run, Brazil, Soylent Green, Animal Farm.  outermost of all, it shows A Handmaid's Tale, Brave New World, 1984, and Fahrenheit 451.
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Mark Malan @santabikerbear.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
@schumer.senate.gov what would the Jewish victims of Nazi Germany think of you after you decided to support Nazi Musk and Fascist Trump? I can’t think it would be anything good…
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Mark Malan @santabikerbear.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Am I wrong, or if everyone who voted against the CR voted no confidence in Schumer, he would no longer be the minority leader?
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Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Hey @schumer.senate.gov, when’s your next town hall? The people you betrayed would like to have a word.
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Mark Malan @santabikerbear.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Bad news everyone. There appears to be NO Opposition party in America now. Just a few young politicians willing to speak out while being led by dead fish.
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Mark Malan @santabikerbear.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Chuck Schumer
A pair of slip on flip flop style sandals with an orange base (like Trump’s face) and a red strap (like Trump’s ties).
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
London doesn’t waste any time 🤣💀
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Joann @jojo59.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Amen
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Everyone together now!
A screenshot of an X post by Olga Diem (@OlgaDiem
) posted 4 hours ago on March 7, 2025, with Ukrainian and U.S. flag emojis. The post contains a political cartoon titled "Topple the dominos," depicting a row of dominoes labeled from bottom to top as "Tesla," "Elon," "Trump," "Republicans," and "Russians." The Tesla domino is shown being pushed over by a crowd of small figures holding signs that say "FUCK TRUMP," "FUCK ELON," and "FUCK NAZIS," symbolizing a chain reaction leading to the fall of the subsequent dominos.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Pete Hegseth has gotten the Pentagon to scrub a photo of a B-29 Superfortress ‘The Enola Gay’ (named for the pilot's mother). It was the plane that dropped a nuclear bomb on Japan, but the pilot's mother's name was "Gay." We are not just a country being run by bigots, we are one run by stupid ones.
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