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Sam

@samwyzh.bsky.social
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Progressive, I was born at some point, but I don’t remember it. He/They views posted do not reflect my employer.

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Sam @samwyzh.bsky.social · 20h
The Atlanta Hawks accusation about Jack Smith is so funny having lived in Georgia cause I don’t know a single person who lives in Georgia that goes to their games lmao.
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This. It has always been this. A sitting American president did this. And because he did this, he should have been convicted and put behind bars. And the fact that we never held him accountable for these crimes will forever stain this country. And we may never recover from it.👇
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Sam @samwyzh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I bet he eats his banana harmonica style.
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Sam @samwyzh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I feel like any non-student worker that knew about the Cornell Seven case and didn’t immediately go to the police should be banned from working in education and fired immediately.
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Sam @samwyzh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sabrina and Madonna’s Twinrova form is Dolly Parton.
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Sam @samwyzh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The human experience really is putting little animals in your house and feeding them until they are really chill about it.
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Sam @samwyzh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me when the Sizzling Fajitas come out of the kitchen.
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Sam @samwyzh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Richmond, VA is like if an adult swim ad break was a place you could visit.
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Sam @samwyzh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I want a podcast that is Ms. Piggy and Jigglypuff.
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Sam @samwyzh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The problem when Senator Duckworth’s comment to get America back to work is that it ignores the lawlessness and corruption of this admin. We don’t want lower grocery prices only. We want people who built for profit concentration camps in prison too.
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Sam @samwyzh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I do think NIMBYism could be solved from a UBI that isn’t built off of your job like social security is. I think property seen as assets would feel less necessary to older generations if their healthcare, food, transportation, and housing were accessible.
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Sam @samwyzh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
These Beats 360 are cool but I wish they had orange and cloud ear muffs and head band options. The volt is okay, but a cream and orange would pair nicely with the Apple watch. I hope 3rd party folks release more colors.
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Molly Redden @mtredden.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Exclusive: In late 2024, FBI agents were looking at Sen. Susan Collins’ role in a massive illegal bribery scheme alleged by a former federal contractor. Then Trump gutted the FBI and DOJ, leaving no one to carry on the investigation – it’s dead. 🧵
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Sam @samwyzh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Guy who doesn’t vote is always like, “Man I hate government corruption. Guess we can’t do anything about it.”
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Sam @samwyzh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Those hoodies with the earbuds in the drawstring that came out like 10 years ago. Tf were those on about?
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Sam @samwyzh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
With Woke 2.0 we no longer will doomscroll. The internet will be a place to cyberfrolick. Our fields will be filled with MS Paint flowers. The collective has spoken.
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Sam @samwyzh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It is gonna happen after he announces a new vanity project that is somehow stupider and crazier than the arch.
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Congressman Greg Casar @repcasar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The horror has come to our city: ICE has shot a person in Austin this morning. As the facts emerge, I am demanding a full, independent investigation, immediate release of the body camera footage, and accountability for any ICE officer who broke the law.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Meanwhile, we’re still murdering people in the Caribbean. www.reuters.com/world/us-say...
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It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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Patti Olivier 💙VOTE BLUE @patti3333.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
www.bloomberg.com/graphics/202... Understand what is at stake First, you have the incompetence of Hegseth. So of course FLAWED INTELLIGENCE & FLAWED AI DATA Now the United Nations mission finds ground to believe United States committed WAR CRIMES in IRAN school bombing Crimes against humanity
bloomberg.com
Inside the US ‘Kill Chain’ That Destroyed an Iranian School
Pentagon investigators have discovered that flawed intelligence, outdated imagery and an overreliance on AI contributed to a missile strike that killed 123 children in Minab.
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Sam @samwyzh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
*as a laser rectical zeros in on my forehead* SHAPE OF YOU ISN’T EVEN THAT GOOD OF A SONG!!!
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Sam @samwyzh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
2020: Cryptocurrency poses serious security threats and could lead to a destabilization in global markets as it replaces the values of other fiat currencies and is more difficult to track by government agencies. 2026: Your toilet has to have AI. Flock cameras now track your breathing. Trumpcoin ftw
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Sam @samwyzh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t know how to describe it but Dolly Parton walked to that Decora aesthetic could run.
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Richmond Times-Dispatch @richmond.com · 17/09/2026
President Donald Trump has revoked a 17-year-old federal order requiring federal, state and local governments work together to clean up Chesapeake Bay.
richmond.com
Trump revokes Bay cleanup order
President Donald Trump has revoked a 17-year-old federal order requiring federal, state and local governments work together to clean up Chesapeake Bay.
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Sam @samwyzh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Clown in a hospital bed: *throws up a pile of perfectly edible M&M’s.* Dr. Robbie: Just as I thought. M&Mesis.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 17/09/2026
Lots of folks are comparing McConnell’s vote today to Feinstein’s finals days in the senate. The main difference is that Feinstein was co-sponsoring legislation to expand voting rights, while McConnell voted to cut SNAP and end environmental protections.
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Sam @samwyzh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Is… is Trump jealous of JFK because he got shot in the head and is largely remembered fondly by Americans? Like JFK’s presidency isn’t criticized in part because it is wrong to speak of the dead especially when people are murdered. Is trump jealous of JFK for being remembered well?
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Sam @samwyzh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Even trump’s demo has low t.
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Senator Mark Warner @markwarner.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Even though Congress had already appropriated $257 million for the Kennedy Center’s renovation… Trump is shutting it down entirely because he’s upset he can’t put his name on it. Why is he focused on these grievances instead of lowering costs for Americans?
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Sam @samwyzh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran canceling his tour wouldn’t be such a bad thing. Shape of You is his only song and play in every department store. Just go to the mall.
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Sam @samwyzh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You go to work every day? Try going to WOKE every day. You’re welcome.
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Sam @samwyzh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So is Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker gonna be like the Skyborne’s Frostmourne in WoW: Forever?
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Sam @samwyzh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Well God just needed another voice in His peanut gallery.
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Sam @samwyzh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I wish this wave of puritanical could have been against sports betting and not sexuality. Being pro betting app and anti-sex is weird and loser behavior.
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Steve Horton 🚀 The Comic Book Story of Space Exploration @mst3k.fan · 11/09/2026
Conceding ground on trans folks does not defuse the issue. It does not placate or appease Republicans. It just gives them license to take more rights away from more poeple. And it pisses off the base. This is a losing strategy and Talarico and others need to get their minds right.
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Sam @samwyzh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Genie: what is your wish? Gas station owner: I wish my business to thrive even as the world turns to EV’s. Genie, snapping fingers: As you wish.
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Sam @samwyzh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What bothers me most about this article is that if it comes out that Musk swayed the election in trump’s favor that: 1) how many other elections have been swayed this way globally 2) Kamala possibly won but there is no way of recertifying the election. She won and the wrong person is President
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Elon Musk threatens to sue over Gibney documentary's "space lasers" claim
The tech billionaire's attorney has put documentarian Alex Gibney and his production company on legal notice, claiming the Oscar-winning director defamed Musk in his nearly four-hour documentary.
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Sam @samwyzh.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nintendo needs to limit per year how many gatcha JRPG’s are allowed in their directs.
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Sam @samwyzh.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Metroid game is like Kirby. The Kirby game is like Zelda. The iPhone folds now.
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Sam @samwyzh.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I genuinely we believe that we should put the band Goldfinger on everyone’s iPhone like we did with U2. It would destroy the manosphere by Christmas.
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Blue Skies In Utah @papabear333.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The bread is poisoned and the circus is too expensive.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Cowboy Bebop is better than Star Wars.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 09/09/2026
one time i was doing some writing at a bar, a guy near me was doing some work on his computer. he asked me what i was doing, i explained what i was working on. in turn, i asked him what he was doing. he said he worked as an ai developer. i asked him if he liked it. he said no, the technology and where he thought it was going terrifies him and thinks we're all cooked. so then i asked him why has in that field of work if it was so scary. his response was " the pay is really good". i think about this often
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Sam @samwyzh.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Rockstar: we spent over a decade perfecting a photo-realistic sandbox that lets you explore a city based on cities in Florida. Nintendo: With our remake, now you can jump.
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Sam @samwyzh.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If this was 2014 this would go so hard as a meme about lying.
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Sam @samwyzh.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nobody: History Channel: The thing about the Rapier is that it was a sword like no other -swords clanging-.
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Sam @samwyzh.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“We didn’t need 17 days to win RWF, we only needed 16.” So you’re saying the US/EU reset difference isn’t an advantage, and when the EU loses again you won’t complain about the reset schedule like you have the past five races you’ve lost right?
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 03/09/2026
@suricrowe.bsky.social: “Republicans want Americans to die. I know that sounds grim and crazy, but the facts back me up.”
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Sam @samwyzh.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Whoever came up with the screensaver that is a bunch of 3D tubes was a fucking genius.
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