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Sam Vance

@samvance.bsky.social
154 followers 99 following 1.2K posts

I look like a giant 12 year old… or an adult who can’t legally live on his own. Uber Driver. OSU alum. Knowledge of food science & food safety… & sarcasm.

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bikesforcenturies @theodora2b.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Now the Lucas county Democrats have joined the call for Rep Kaptur to take down her transphobic ads.
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sure
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We should hope for even more, actually. This admin has flooded the zone with so much bs that a lot of important things get lost in the noise.
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wild. In any other era, this would be a watershed moment.
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He loves law enforcement
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s rape & for some reason, nobody takes prison rape seriously. It’s never called out as rape.
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Columbus Underground @colsunderground.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Everyone’s been talking about Ed Sheeran and Macklemore this week when we should be talking about how bad ass the Lambrini Girls are. youtu.be/_JgO7EP9k7A
youtu.be
Lambrini Girls - Bang Bang Bang (Official Video)
YouTube video by Lambrini Girls
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yup
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ubering ppl around. I’ll be out there.
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Francesca Fiorentini @franifio.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We’re all doing our part
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
FOMO is amplified by not having a life.
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’ve been on Twitter w/ the freaks & I think this app has forgotten about me.
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I have completely lost my ability to f(x) in the morning, missing a lot of game day driving opportunities. I’m truly a night driver.
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I know, it’s just funny to me how few bicyclists I encounter a day as a full time uber driver.
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Are you glamping?
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Why’s that dude have a strap?
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I just made that up
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ms. Teschmacher
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The way that VO says ’on kids’ cracks me up.
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I had the pizza at Pilot fuel center & I liked it. I do like “trashy” food though.
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Good news for the baker’s half dozen bicyclists in that area daily
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Here for pickleball
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@steveshives.bsky.social I liked “Schisms”, partly bc it felt lik a Twilight Zone episode. I wonder if there’s enough ST episodes to do a whole category of eps that feel like Twilight Zone…
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Mr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙 @blabalino.com · 22/08/2026
Found this recording of Rita Moreno performing “Fever” on The Muppet Show from 1976. 14/10
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Might as well jump
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
@steveshives.bsky.social Are ppl into villains more than the hero’s these days?
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Taylor Farms can(and should!) audit suppliers to ensure farms & farm workers are adhering to agricultural best practices but that will not stop wildlife or microbes from interacting with the produce. Bc this involves produce, you can do everything right & still have an outbreak.
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Though concern is warranted, it’s important to view this from the proper perspective… Recalls are proof of a system working, not proof of failure. Taylor Farms or their supplier farms, can’t test 100% of these ingredients that grow on the ground where salmonella & cyclospora live.
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Come On Oh Come On
ALT: Come On Oh Come On
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Sad
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Don’t spill it
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It would have been amazing stunt casting if they got Sandy Duncan to play Soren.
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
That line goes over a railroad & through someone’s house.
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Guys, I just got an important text from Amy Acton…
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Colbert guest hosted a public access TV show in Monroe, Michigan a day after the Late Show ended. Guest star: Jeff Daniels Special appearance by: Eminem Musical director: Jack White Genius. youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4?...
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Only In Monroe --- May 22, 2026
YouTube video by Stephen Colbert
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Ironically, he thought he had ghosted her…
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
This clip actually goes a bit longer… youtube.com/shorts/8aNln...
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Norm Macdonald: Byron Allen Gambit
YouTube video by thinkmediocrity
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
@steveshives.bsky.social Have you seen norm Macdonald talk about Byron Allen? He talks about The Entertainers here, but at the end is a hilarious Comics Unleashed joke. youtube.com/shorts/VhmEr...
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Norm Macdonald on Byron Allen
YouTube video by Norm Shorts
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Is that a velvet jacket?
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 11/05/2026
Ohio’s corrupt political class hates The Rooster almost as much as we hate them. Unfortunately for those stooges, the beatings will continue until the material conditions improve. Come see what makes the #brand a unique force in Ohio politics. www.rooster.info/subscribe?co...
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I’m still here… is that needy?
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 30/03/2026
New goal: To be arrested by Grove City Police for "Noise/Advertising."
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
@steveshives.bsky.social youtube.com/watch?v=zhsS...
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MacGyver (1985): 15 Weird Facts You Didn't Know!
YouTube video by Remember When
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UDHCMH @udhcmh.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
We passed a constitutional amendment in 2023 enshrining reproductive freedom in the state constitution. It passed with 57% of the vote. This chucklefuckery by the creeps down at the Statehouse is absolutely contrary to the voters’ clear intent. www.wosu.org/2026-03-26/o...
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Ohio House Republicans vote for another abortion waiting period, while current one is in court
The "She Wins" Act would require Ohio providers to give women seeking abortions information 24 hours before getting the procedure.
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I’m fascinated by ppl who can sit on their knees
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 26/03/2026
A leaked ICE ledger exposes incredulous payments to Butler County Sheriff’s Office. - $776K for “alien child” imprisonment, despite having no children in the jail - More than $750K paid to 10 deputies for overtime/ICE assistance in 6.5 months. It’s graft! www.rooster.info/p/ice-287g-b...
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Leaked ledger: Sheriff Richard Jones, call your office!
The math ain't mathing for the Butler County Sheriff's office when it comes to more than $1.5 million that ICE paid for its collaboration in its mass deportation efforts.
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
It would destroy Rathbone & probably Jeffery as well. We can’t be upset about highways splitting up neighborhoods while being upset that we aren’t splitting more neighborhoods.
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Jeesh
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