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Sam Vance

@samvance.bsky.social
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I look like a giant 12 year old… or an adult who can’t legally live on his own. Uber Driver. OSU alum. Knowledge of food science & food safety… & sarcasm.

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bikesforcenturies @theodora2b.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Now the Lucas county Democrats have joined the call for Rep Kaptur to take down her transphobic ads.
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Columbus Underground @colsunderground.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Everyone’s been talking about Ed Sheeran and Macklemore this week when we should be talking about how bad ass the Lambrini Girls are. youtu.be/_JgO7EP9k7A
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Lambrini Girls - Bang Bang Bang (Official Video)
YouTube video by Lambrini Girls
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Francesca Fiorentini @franifio.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We’re all doing our part
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
FOMO is amplified by not having a life.
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’ve been on Twitter w/ the freaks & I think this app has forgotten about me.
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I have completely lost my ability to f(x) in the morning, missing a lot of game day driving opportunities. I’m truly a night driver.
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I had the pizza at Pilot fuel center & I liked it. I do like “trashy” food though.
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Good news for the baker’s half dozen bicyclists in that area daily
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@steveshives.bsky.social I liked “Schisms”, partly bc it felt lik a Twilight Zone episode. I wonder if there’s enough ST episodes to do a whole category of eps that feel like Twilight Zone…
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Mr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙 @blabalino.com · 22/08/2026
Found this recording of Rita Moreno performing “Fever” on The Muppet Show from 1976. 14/10
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
@steveshives.bsky.social Are ppl into villains more than the hero’s these days?
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Though concern is warranted, it’s important to view this from the proper perspective… Recalls are proof of a system working, not proof of failure. Taylor Farms or their supplier farms, can’t test 100% of these ingredients that grow on the ground where salmonella & cyclospora live.
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Guys, I just got an important text from Amy Acton…
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Colbert guest hosted a public access TV show in Monroe, Michigan a day after the Late Show ended. Guest star: Jeff Daniels Special appearance by: Eminem Musical director: Jack White Genius. youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4?...
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Only In Monroe --- May 22, 2026
YouTube video by Stephen Colbert
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
@steveshives.bsky.social Have you seen norm Macdonald talk about Byron Allen? He talks about The Entertainers here, but at the end is a hilarious Comics Unleashed joke. youtube.com/shorts/VhmEr...
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Norm Macdonald on Byron Allen
YouTube video by Norm Shorts
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 11/05/2026
Ohio’s corrupt political class hates The Rooster almost as much as we hate them. Unfortunately for those stooges, the beatings will continue until the material conditions improve. Come see what makes the #brand a unique force in Ohio politics. www.rooster.info/subscribe?co...
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I’m still here… is that needy?
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 30/03/2026
New goal: To be arrested by Grove City Police for "Noise/Advertising."
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
@steveshives.bsky.social youtube.com/watch?v=zhsS...
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MacGyver (1985): 15 Weird Facts You Didn't Know!
YouTube video by Remember When
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UDHCMH @udhcmh.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
We passed a constitutional amendment in 2023 enshrining reproductive freedom in the state constitution. It passed with 57% of the vote. This chucklefuckery by the creeps down at the Statehouse is absolutely contrary to the voters’ clear intent. www.wosu.org/2026-03-26/o...
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Ohio House Republicans vote for another abortion waiting period, while current one is in court
The "She Wins" Act would require Ohio providers to give women seeking abortions information 24 hours before getting the procedure.
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 26/03/2026
A leaked ICE ledger exposes incredulous payments to Butler County Sheriff’s Office. - $776K for “alien child” imprisonment, despite having no children in the jail - More than $750K paid to 10 deputies for overtime/ICE assistance in 6.5 months. It’s graft! www.rooster.info/p/ice-287g-b...
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Leaked ledger: Sheriff Richard Jones, call your office!
The math ain't mathing for the Butler County Sheriff's office when it comes to more than $1.5 million that ICE paid for its collaboration in its mass deportation efforts.
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Five-Time Regional Kosho Championship Semi-Finalist @unaha-closp.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Very on-brand for Gingrich to seek out a new, younger canal the moment the current canal starts having health problems
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The FDA has the authority to impound this food.
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 16/03/2026
The last mention of John Zeiger in the Epstein files happens on July, 15, 2015. Epstein instructs his lawyer to ask Zeiger to check the location on March 08, 2001. That’s a weirdly specific date that, coincidentally, involves the woman who later claimed to be trafficked to Wexner by Epstein.
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
@steveshives.bsky.social I’m reminded of this early Simpsons scene, where the town turns on Flanders & kicks him out of his own shelter. youtu.be/6LSIsy6YEXQ?...
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Simpsons - Bomb Shelter Scene
YouTube video by Tom Beech
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Representative Tlaib’s endorsement means so much to me personally. She’s set a true example for what it means to be deeply rooted in transformative progressive values that never compromise. I hope to join her in 2027 as the only other currently elected Palestinian in Congress!
CONGRESSWOMAN
RASHIDA TLAIB
ENDORSES
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
@jennylsq.bsky.social “Hello Juliet” by Clarion seems like it would pair well with Julie
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I’m really tempted to take my 1st Saturday off in forever bc I just can’t with this world right now.
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UDHCMH @udhcmh.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The smallest man in the world and his merry band of lickspittles just murdered 60 blameless children because he wanted to play army. abcnews.com/Internationa...
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Iran says death toll in strike on elementary school rises to 85
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
media.tenor.com
a man in a military uniform says are we the baddies
ALT: a man in a military uniform says are we the baddies
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 23/02/2026
Steve Snyder-Hill reported Dr. Richard Strauss to Ohio State in 1995. He learned 24 years later, a fellow student has reported Dr. Strauss three days prior to him. You wonder where Ohio State would be today if they had done their job.
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Day off 1: sleep in late & doing nothing all day. Stay up all night, sabotaging Day off 2: …where I scramble to do a few chores while feeling immense guilt for taking a 2nd day off
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Steve Shives @steveshives.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
NEW STUFFY SHORT! youtube.com/shorts/i6D84...
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Loser or P.O.S | Stuffy and Friends Shorts
YouTube video by Steve Shives
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megan farokhmanesh @megannicolett.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
if you’re seeing this it was meant to find you today
a screenshot from Ricki Lake with the chyron “wants to tell his valentine crush she has “bodacious bazongas”
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
“You are what you love & not what loves you back” - You Are What You Love by Jenny Lewis
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
What a crappy thing to do…
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I’m braising thighs, potatoes & jalapeño in chicken stock.
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 11/02/2026
Good morning.
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
As an OSU alum, this is so embarrassing
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 11/02/2026
Tomorrow on The Rooster: A visit to Ohio State’s Right-Wing Free Speech Centers ends with a vicious assault from an … assistant professor?!?!
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Kate Ross @kateross.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
“Several planned ICE office spaces are located near schools and early-childhood care centers.” The Epstein Administration doubles down. www.wired.com/story/ice-ex...
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Several planned ICE office spaces are located near schools and early-childhood care centers. ICE is poised to move into a building on 1000 Westlakes Drive in the Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, suburb of Berwyn; the Hillside Elementary School is about a mile away. In Hartford, Connecticut, OPLA is poised to expand existing ICE office space in the Abraham A. Ribicoff federal building, which sits two blocks from the Betances elementary school. Back in Tennessee, ICE is ready to move into offices at 5904 Ridgeway Center Parkway in Memphis, in a building near the private all-girls Hutchison School. In the Columbus, Ohio, suburb of Westerville, OPLA appears ready to move into a small office building at774 Park Meadow, near the Oakstone Academy High School. In Meridian, Idaho, ICE is moving into the Portico at Meridian Center, which is located near the Spalding STEM Academy high school. And in Oakbrook, Illinois, a suburb of Chicago, ICE is moving into the Oakbrook Gateway, an office building located near both a Bright
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Dinner, I guess. Just a couple potatoes, a large jalapeño & a couple thighs.
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 09/02/2026
Jeffrey Epstein had Dr. Mark Landon, the chairman of Ohio State’s oby-gyn department and friend of Leslie Wexner, on a $75k a year retainer. This comes the same weekend as Epstein’s draft letter to Wexner referencing their 15-year history of “gang stuff.” www.rooster.info/p/ohio-state...
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Ohio State's Epstein problems just got worse
The world's most infamous pedophile kept an Ohio State OBY-GYN chairman on a $75K annual retainer for unclear reasons.
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Dave Keating @davekeating.substack.com · 08/02/2026
Why did the American audience apparently hear different audio of JD Vance's appearance at the Olympics than the audio heard by the rest of the world? NBC denies muting. But it's part of overall disturbing developments in the US corporate media world.
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The world heard JD Vance being booed at the Olympics. Except for viewers in the US | Bryan Armen Graham
The real risk for American broadcasters is not that dissent will be visible. It is that audiences will start assuming anything they do not show is being hidden
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Said “take it easy, I’m doing the best that I can” to my cat this morning, to give you any indication of what my mental state is.
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Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
@jennylsq.bsky.social In these terrible times, I feel we need some catharsis… in the form of midwestern noise… or whatever I can scream in my car to while still being indie enough 😉 For Valentine’s Day, a good anti-love domg would be Ben Folds Five’s “Song For The Dumped”
noise.lr
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 26/01/2026
#damnitstrue
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