Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Dinner, I guess. Just a couple potatoes, a large jalapeño & a couple thighs. 010
Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Uber has been surging all day & I could’ve been doing $15 2 mile rides around campus all day, but no, I had to be responsible… 010
Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 26/08/2025No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it? What a nightmare… 020
Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 13/08/2025DRAMA… Jeni of Jeni’s Ice Cream is claiming that NYT posted nearly her exact James Beard awarded recipe without crediting her after repeatedly trashing it or preferring custard based recipes. She seems unhappy about this… 000
Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 17/06/2025My 1st job was at KFC in Hillsboro in 1996 after my dumb drunk ‘friends’ talked me into applying to work there, where they also worked. This was peak KFC. They had the buffet, tender roast chicken & they called the chicken tenders, Crispy Strips, as they should be. 120
Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 16/05/2025@steveshives.bsky.social One of my Uber passengers tonight. Don’t tell Chief O’Brien! 010
Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 05/05/2025Hot take: The White House Twitter account is creating propaganda explicitly for teenage boys… 020
Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Made a charcuterie of sorts… Turkey & Swiss roll ups Leftover chorizo, cut up with a dull pairing knife Colby cheese(my favorite) 2 soft boiled eggs with perfectly jelly yolks finished with salt & fresh cracked black pepper 010
Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 20/04/2025@thecatleesi.bsky.social Mo made carrot cake cookie sandwiches Taste 8 Texture 5 100
Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Ms. Teschmacher’s blanket is finally out of the dryer & nice & clean for at least the next 20 minutes… 000
Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Floors cleaned & all laundry in the dryer, including the kitty cat’s blanket & my microfibers for cleaning my Uber ride. The sudden burst of productivity feels nice. Happy Ham Day 110
Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 13/04/2025I’ve never done this before, but I interrupted my long day of driving to come home & shave/shower. I’m now super fresh, so if you get me as your driver tonight in Columbus… compliments are free! Pardon the hair, I’m overdue for a cut. Also, here’s a picture of Ms. Teschmacher for #caturday 150
Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Brief break at home before heading back out. Ms. Teschmacher is making me tired just looking at her… 000
Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Ohio: Will today’s high temperature be higher than tomorrow’s low temperature? 010
Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Last night, I accepted a terrible, long ride I had no business accepting. 132 miles & over 2 hrs for $82 I felt guilty about canceling & also, figured there might be a good tip… Those hopes evaporated when I pulled up to the Speedway gas station to see a disheveled man waiting by the road… 110
Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 19/03/2025I didn’t realize men were this stupid… Yes, women have body hair. Legs, genitals, underarms, happy trails, upper lips…ass. The last thing I’m gonna do if I ever have a woman as beautiful as her reveal her bare back to me up close… is complain. 000
Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Hero bread. Mayo. Hot Mister Mustard. Generous portion of turkey. Pepper Jack Cheese. Fried egg. + a handful of Giant Eagle kettle cooked potato chips. 010
Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 10/03/2025I booted Ms. Teschmacher from my chair, so she settled for the catbird seat on the arm. 000
Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 08/03/2025When it’s sunny in Columbus… It’s every car wash. You just have to get in line & wait. Most of these ppl are just driving home & parking their cars. I actually need a clean car before I drive Uber… 120
Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Look at this… At first glance, it looks like I took part of a folded blanket & unfolded the corner to make it look like a turned down bed. The cat did this herself. I don’t know why Ms. Teschmacher does this, but I thought I’d finally document it. 120
Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 24/02/2025According to Musk’s own AI, Grok, Tesla stock is projected to drop another $60/share 000
Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Coming along nicely… please ignore my Chitty Chitty Bang Bang of a bed. 000
Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Meanwhile on Twitter: It’s just Adam Carolla quote tweeting someone that is obviously race-baiting. 000
Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Every time I take a selfie, I’m like, ‘Who the hell am I looking at?’ 010
Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 18/02/2025The population in Columbus is much larger now, but accept for Red, White & Boom, I have never seen that much foot traffic downtown & I’m downtown almost daily when driving. 000
Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 06/02/2025I bought a 9lb pork shoulder & it forced me to clean my kitchen to clear counter space for my slow cooker, which I also had to clean, in order to get this massive pork shoulder in & aggressively season & cook on low. So I might have delicious pulled pork at 2am. 100
Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Few things actually make me smile anymore except for Ms. Teschmacher perched on the couch, just relaxing. 110
Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 04/02/2025I finally clean my apt floors as well as Ms. Teschmacher’s blanket & what does she do? Falls asleep on the top of the couch… 000
Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Tired & sore for some reason, but at least I can complain about it. 000
Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Look how sleepy Ms. Teschmacher is…🥺 Ignore her dirty blanket. It looked like that just 1 day after washing it. 110
Sam Vance @samvance.bsky.social · 22/01/2025I finally ate solid food for the 1st time since Saturday night and now I’m relaxing at home with the Ms. 110