samury (pronounced samurai) @samury.com · 24/09/2026Rockstar including a spoon in the GTAVI collector's edition is so fucking funny 001
samury (pronounced samurai) @samury.com · 21/09/2026Whenever someone tells something I don’t like today. 000
samury (pronounced samurai) @samury.com · 16/09/2026Some NPC at work using AI to deal with team conflict: Hey chat, be my devil's advocate. Me at work using my knowledge of media to deal with team conflict: 020
samury (pronounced samurai) @samury.com · 20/08/2026Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma should be required viewing 000
samury (pronounced samurai) @samury.com · 03/08/2026Me realizing I’m watch five Robert Pattinson movies this year. 000
samury (pronounced samurai) @samury.com · 20/07/2026Top things you missed in the trailer YouTubers must be going hard right now. 011
samury (pronounced samurai) @samury.com · 23/06/2026Remember the reason for the season. #PrimeDay 000
samury (pronounced samurai) @samury.com · 31/05/2026My two current favorite pieces of media stars a shitty alcoholic man who hurt his wife and has to wrestle his own shittiness and trauma through some lovecraftian entity. Also, lots of yellow. 010
samury (pronounced samurai) @samury.com · 14/05/2026Me once I get my Steam controller after learning the easter egg 010
samury (pronounced samurai) @samury.com · 20/04/2026Cautiously optimistic for the Elden RIng movie 000
samury (pronounced samurai) @samury.com · 16/03/2026Wow, so Timothee Chalamet didn't win anything? 000
samury (pronounced samurai) @samury.com · 12/03/2026The obvious answer is getting Gypsy Danger to carry the ship across land. 000
samury (pronounced samurai) @samury.com · 20/02/2026New volume of Vermis got shipped. MFW it arrives at my door 000
samury (pronounced samurai) @samury.com · 03/11/2025Just realized that Jay Sherman sported the dark academia aesthetic before it was a thing 020
samury (pronounced samurai) @samury.com · 27/09/2025Y’all, I tried healing in the new Silent Hill and Hinako started looking at trains. 020
samury (pronounced samurai) @samury.com · 10/06/2025Damn, I love Knockout Tour in Mario Kart World. 010
samury (pronounced samurai) @samury.com · 14/05/2025Florence Pugh did not PU in the latest installment of the MCU! 020
samury (pronounced samurai) @samury.com · 10/04/2025@jasonkpargin.bsky.social Me at the beginning of your book vs me at the end of your book. 010
samury (pronounced samurai) @samury.com · 09/04/2025Happy Switch 2 preorder day to those who celebrate (not me) 1907
samury (pronounced samurai) @samury.com · 26/03/2025Keanu Reeves will return as Le Chevalier Danceny in "Avengers: Doomsday" 031
samury (pronounced samurai) @samury.com · 25/03/202523 and me: DELETE YOUR DNA Me after deleting my DNA: 020
