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Mark @samueltwain.bsky.social · 19m
Watched My Winnipeg. “Guy invents dream mythology for his hometown” is, I guess inherently, such a self-important genre but I love it.
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Mark @samueltwain.bsky.social · 2h
🎯
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Mark @samueltwain.bsky.social · 5h
Classic
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Mark @samueltwain.bsky.social · 6h
Big hive
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Mark @samueltwain.bsky.social · 9h
High fall beckons #cdfriday
Bach two- and three-part inventions, played by Glenn Gould
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Mark @samueltwain.bsky.social · 13h
Tagging some Allan Sherman records as “MCM” and selling them for $120 each
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Mark @samueltwain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not to be all “in the year of our lord 2026” but they gotta stop doing the tomahawk thing man. Like are you kidding me. What the hell is wrong with you
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Mark @samueltwain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Vacuuming water out of my basement for the dozenth time this year…but it beats watching the Philadelphia Phillies!
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 26/02/2024
theres a kind of dark comedy in murdering someone as a joke
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Mark @samueltwain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thinking again about Illich's "Silence is a Commons" talk, got to have one of the highest thoughts-occasioned-to-words ratios of anything I've read in the last decade www.davidtinapple.com/illich/1983_...
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Silence is a Commons by Ivan Illich
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Mark @samueltwain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
wait...does homie derive from homo, homme (etc)??? (I know there's a similar polari term, which probably does have that origin, but unsure if there's a connection)
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take a lap @dioerasabbath.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't think I could ever come up with a better title for a new age album
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Mark @samueltwain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Theorizing something like a Freelancer’s Guild that would vouch for you as a member in good standing who doesn’t submit slop. People have probably had this idea already. jonmalesic.substack.com/p/how-i-unco...
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How I uncovered a prolific AI author in religious magazines
Can we preserve the connection between personal writing and human experience in the Slop Age?
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Car Talk Names @cartalknamebot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Big Band Leader: Juan Anatou
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Mark @samueltwain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Heard the Texas song and realized I have heard it before - I remembered thinking the intro reminded me of "Slow Hand" (specifically the Conway Twitty cover) with the starting the verse on a minor chord
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Mark @samueltwain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Heard a really good one today: "Ryan Seaquest"
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Mark @samueltwain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Heartwarming to see Saquon figuring out the endorsement game. Leaning into his naturally wooden affect and making it work. Very charming tbh.
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Mark @samueltwain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
daily affirmation
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Mark @samueltwain.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I absolutely adore these musty translations of the symbolists into Housmanian fluff. Bizarre hothouse moods created.
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Mark @samueltwain.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You should have to recite this to log on
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Mark @samueltwain.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
To gnome is to love him
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Mark @samueltwain.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Forgot about Joe Pera. Him too.
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Mark @samueltwain.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My favorite shows of the last 25 years are I guess 30 Rock and a bunch of bullshit my ex was into from 2010-14 that I half-watched while in the room
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Mark @samueltwain.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
As a child, the name “The Spirit of St. Louis“ held a wild poetry for me.
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Mark @samueltwain.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I saw a werewolf bringing an iced coffee to a job interview
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Mark @samueltwain.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s really cool that the four elements can all cause irreparable damage to stuff
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
starting an emergency water damage restoration company where i just put all the wet stuff in a freezer and tell the client we have to wait until the technology develops to repair water damage
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Mark @samueltwain.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Drinking brandy for medical reasons (warm autumn night making me think about high school)
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Mark @samueltwain.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It feels so wrong that both Chicago teams have made the postseason three times in my adult life. that’s supposed to be a once in a century type occurrence. We are laughing in God‘s face here.
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dead Flag Blues guy: The food was terrible…and the portions were really small
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Mark @samueltwain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Type of shit I’m on tidal.com/album/476388...
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Anonymous 4 & Bruce Molsky - 1865: Songs of Hope and Home from the American Civil War
Listen to 1865: Songs of Hope and Home from the American Civil War on TIDAL in exceptional sound quality, or on your choice of service
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Mark @samueltwain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I bet it feels so good to get a great deal on a bridge
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Mark @samueltwain.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
New JX Fussell album dropping just as temperatures do...that's what I'm talking about
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Mark @samueltwain.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I still don't know how to punctuate around an emoji
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Mark @samueltwain.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Very much shooting from the hip, will likely reconsider later but one thing about Annie Dillard is that prose has a quality I often despise in others: it is ostentatiously *written* (no human would ever speak like that), labored, you feel the calculation behind it. But it still works!
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hobart mariner @hobartmariner.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
my next question is for both candidates. where does songs go after you listen to them
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Mark @samueltwain.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Marcel! It’s been ages, man. Yeah we’ve got three now, crazy. What’s good with you? You ever find that time you were looking for?
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Mark @samueltwain.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
damn, they got me good
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Mark @samueltwain.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Letting out some wrinkly helium balloons and freaking my wife out #husbandclassics
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Mark @samueltwain.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Indiana vanity plate reading YEN
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Mark @samueltwain.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The DSA guy running for state senate in the next district over is using the Mamdani font/styling for his signs and website; not sure if that's meant to be a clear association for us in the provinces or if it's what I guess they'd call a dog whistle for people "in the know"
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Micah @plinythemillennial.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's the Exaltation of the Holy Cross, Charlie Brown
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Mark @samueltwain.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Excellent web 1.0 design site linked here:
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Mark @samueltwain.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Food blogs were always mostly bad but searching anything like “how to use a food mill” these days (thrifted one and can’t tell if it’s a piece of crap or if I’m just using it wrong) yields a completely unusable flood of slop
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Mark @samueltwain.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Mark @samueltwain.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Huge line at the bagel shop on Sunday morning; I get to pretend I’m a New Yorker for a little while
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shalloween @idlerat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
just because i’m not posting doesn’t mean im not thinking!
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Mark @samueltwain.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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hobart mariner @hobartmariner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
need a mr autumn man "steal his look" breakdown. iconic
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Mark @samueltwain.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
just overheard two chuds at work go from "how are you observing this solemn day" to "massive fraud" in ~5 minutes
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