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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 19h

I do this too. Sometimes you gotta send a single sentence as multiple messages for dramatic effect.

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 23h

RIP. I'm bummed because I didn't work at USAA long enough to steal any office equipment, AND IN FACT they stole my cup.

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 23h

Oh I did rope an old lady into talking about UFOs with me but our supervisor told us to shut up.

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 23h

Did data entry for USAA for four days. The office told me they value silence and I did not hear a human voice beyond My brief training and whispered "hellos" for those four days. I just didn't show up the fifth day, but I forgot I left my Yeti cup on my desk RIP.

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

The guy was a Mormon and made Bible education games before FNAF, and that's not just a red flag to me. It is a big flashing red light with a hurricane klaxon and a ringing bell and a flare and a marching band where the color guard is all twirling red flags.

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

You hear dipsticks like Joe Rogan talking to Peter Thiel or whoever about how the AI is gonna be running everything and providing for us or it will appear with wrath and smite us, when really it's being used to generate fake videos of celebrities selling crypto. It borders on religious delusion.

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Translating this tweet for normal people: "Duuuuhhhhh"

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

The first one is from one of the restaurants I looked at. The second one is a local diner I like a lot. Do you want the big sweaty wet burger with mystery lumps, or the one that looks normal?

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Attention Restaurants: Took my mom out to get her nails done and she wanted to try a new restaurant and 3 of them we looked at had disgusting genAI pictures of the food and I immediately said no because I assume (probably correctly) that you are tricking me and your food sucks!

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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

COMPART/NOSE.GIF

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Marvel Hercules is one of the best. Just a big dumb rowdy guy.

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

This is exactly the kind of show I'm talking about when I say we need more animation for adults.

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Sonic Drive-In has discontinued the Limeade Slush and this is probably the worst thing to happen to me since my dog died when I was a kid.

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The only thing bad Luigi did was he got caught before he got more of them. I am talking about the Mario Brother here.

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Carrie deserves to have a good prom because if you put her in a nice dress and some makeup, she's actually secretly pretty, and that's not something a fat person can be.

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Carrie was fat in the book and every adaptation changes that because most Hollywood writers assume it's impossible to feel sympathy for a fat person.

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Also it's okay to make fun of somebody's appearance if they made a conscious decision to look like that. If you decide a cross between the SAW puppet and the preacher from Poltergeist 2 is your aesthetic, it's game on.

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

People like Laura Loomer, Calista Gingrich, and Susan Dell get plastic surgery for themselves to feel young, and for the rest of us to serve as a warning. Like a king cobra's hood or a brightly colored poison toad. Here there be danger. Do not approach.

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I'm a horrible evil elf, a tech CEO, mostly immortal, and the literal Devil. My super sentai hero best friend and I are on the run from bad guys.

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Real Phil Braun @philbraun.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

There’s a moment during Journey’s Jonathan Cain sing “Don’t Stop Believing”, and Jim seems to drift off into a nostalgic haze, perhaps visions of what might have been…or what’s to come…RIP Jim

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Unrepentant fearmonger, false prophet, piece of shit, huckster, and bigot Jim Bakker has died and is in Hell and he will be missed because I still watched his show sometimes because, after all, he is my favorite flimflam man.

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THE ABSOLUTE VERY BEST OF REV. JIM BAKKER

YouTube video by Vic Berger

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Getting incredibly aggro when somebody calls you on your shit is always the best defense and it never goes wrong.

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I see this page every time I got to YouTube. Nice try, computer, but I choose what I'm watching.

Screenshot of YouTube home landing page totally blank except for an alert that reads: "Your watch history is off" and "You can change your setting at any time to get the latest videos tailored to you." and under that a big button that says "UPDATE SETTING" and mother fucker I am not clicking that, I've just bookmarked my subscriptions feed and skip the homepage entirely now.

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📼 V I D E O 📼 @video199x.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Still love this Noroi piece I did last year.

Original artwork based on Koji Shiraishi's Noroi. Two figures obscured in blood and shadow. 'Noroi' is written in Japanese in the center of the frame.

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Guaranteeing the kids in my neighborhood have a legendary Halloween this year.

A wheelbarrow full of assorted packs of Marlboro, Camel, and Lucky Strike cigarettes.

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

But Marcy, the numbers show like less than 2% of trans people regret their transition, but since somebody knows about one guy in Iowa or somewhere who got completely fucked by an incompetent doctor, that means the other 98% of trans people MUST be delusional.

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It's not an open world. It's a Metroidvania like the first game but this time it takes place outdoors.

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Every day we expose our pets to things that to their tiny brains make us seem like gods. You are the Lightbringer.

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Every 5 years or so I'll think "I wonder if the Addams Family movies hold up," and by God...!

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Rhys 📼 @flemishdog.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

well now that it's been announced, I guess I can now reveal I have contributed what I have of the infamous TV edit of Blue Velvet for the UK only 4K/Blu Here's to your freak!

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Part of this is my OCD telling me that I'm not reading the "real" Astro Boy, and the Regular Brain telling me "Yes you are, it's the exact same," and OCD goes "ALMOST the exact same," and because it's OCD I will have this thought for roughly *checks watch* The rest of my life.

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This is the curse of being a fan of both Western comics and manga. You'll finish a series and switch from one to another and then you'll spend the first 100 pages reading the fucking thing backwards until you retrain your brain.

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The official Astro Boy translation in English was published by Dark Horse and - like the official Akira translation - they flipped the art and it shouldn't bother me as much as it does BUT IT DOES.

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The bad news is Mitch McConnell is still in government making decisions in the state he's in. The good news is we all get to watch one of the more evil and thoughtless men of the modern era being publicly abused and humiliated on television while he's 1) helpless to stop it and 2) literally dying.

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Currently accepting donations to get Control on Thursday. I need $40 please.

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Currently accepting donations to get Control on Thursday. I need $40 please.

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My dog has the Assassin's Creed logo on the back of his neck because he's a gamer like me.

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

My GOTY last year was Baby Steps and this year it was Big Walk. Just make a video game where you wander around in the fuckin woods and here I come, ready to play.

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Please stop posting photos of me on this web site

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

It doesn't mean I don't care and it doesn't mean I don't have my own opinions. It just means that I am too cowardly and afraid of losing my bottom line to express them.

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Getting back into No Man's Sky and I made a junk hauler. I call this: The Bastard's Curse.

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Everybody talks about going back in time to kill baby Hitler, but I think it's sick to want to kill a baby. You should go back in time and kill 16 year old Hitler because I bet he was an obnoxious little shit and has it coming.

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

After 9/11 my vice principal played Lee Greenwood's "Proud to Be an American" over the school PA between every class for the next 4 years I was in high school and I think they literally did exactly that to torture the al-Quaeda guys in Guantanamo Bay.

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

This is actually really good news because if PHYSINT was a PlayStation title, it probably wouldn't come out on PC.

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