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Sam Spade

@samspade.bsky.social
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Internet collector of things. Deciding to be more open with my life. May mix the everyday with 🌶️ posts.

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Sam Spade @samspade.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
@shujy.bsky.social since images can't be sent privately, here you go. Sadly I know 2 of these Utah politicians names too well. 😐
Display encouraging students to relax with colored pencils but also contact legislators about book bans.
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Sam Spade @samspade.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@techconnectify.bsky.social Not sure how expensive this kettle is but it boils so rapidly. 🤯
Krups branded electronic temperature settings electric kettle
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Sam Spade @samspade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
These prices inn this TriMet ad were in April at one of the most expensive stations in Oregon. Now $5.799 / 5.999 / 6.199 with diesel at $7.199 at a nearby reported station.
Chevron fuel colored gasoline price sign - $5.299 for regular, $5.399 for plus $5.499 for supreme and what feels normal at $5.999 for diesel.
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Sam Spade @samspade.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's almost like y'all know where I live. Funnily, it started with Idaho, then kept dancing between Montana and Utah as the option. Cities made sense too (Seattle/SLC/Portland).
Dialect map showing the lower 48 states, Alaska in the lower left along with a lightly colored Hawaii. Colors range from reds/oranges to indicate "most like you" and to blues for "least like you." This responder drew a strong response for the states of Washington, Oregon, Idaho, Montana, Utah, western Wyoming and Alaska.
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Sam Spade @samspade.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
jPod on CBC, really pushing network TV standards & practices. static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/i...
Title card for the CBC Television series jPod (2008).
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Sam Spade @samspade.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Yellow emoji face laughing strongly
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Sam Spade @samspade.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Yes Sir.
Photo of 2 gentlemen exchanging a chequeText: Steamworks donates to Leather ArchivesLA&M benefited from Steamworks Chicago in May 2026 as part of Steamworks turning 50.
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Sam Spade @samspade.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
BlueSky is so weird.
Alternate face of cup, business name is posted - Lionheart Coffee Co.
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Sam Spade @samspade.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Happy Pride y'all
2 color changing cups with color changing straws. Pride Beaverton printed on cups. Rear decor is a corner window and autumn harvest decorations.
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Sam Spade @samspade.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
It's almost like those "Good Christian values" of liberal Lutheranism sunk in. 💗 (I want Ryan's result though)
Survey win:
Pope Leo XIV matches your political values
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Sam Spade @samspade.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I went from "the city" over to the ocean yesterday. Wine country was so tan. It's almost always a pale green. 😬
Abraham Lincoln sits on a horse as a statue in Lincoln City, Oregon. Man in front of statue smiles for the camera.
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Sam Spade @samspade.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Oh, none of my friends (except maybe one or two) are watching Behind the Gates but this was a great line.
Scene from behind the gates, during a tornado. Text reads "you okay?" Speaker 2: " I am a nurse."A tornado doesn't even register ... On the scale of stressful situations. "Okay."
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Sam Spade @samspade.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Must we, America?
Box for a card game. "Cards Against Profanity: A family -friendly card game."
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Sam Spade @samspade.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Goons.
Delightful real Dungeness crab rangoons
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Sam Spade @samspade.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Aroused flame emoji
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Sam Spade @samspade.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
🔥😅
Generated emoji of a flame showing arousal smile
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Sam Spade @samspade.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Ashanti understood the assignment. Welcome to the #wnba #2026 #basketball season, #PortlandFire 🔥
20x digital zoom of Ashanti performance in the Moda Center3x "real"/camera zoom of Ashanti performance in the Moda Center
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Sam Spade @samspade.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
@thatsugarguy.bsky.social Still bummed I missed out.
Movie promo for a Flashback Cinema Series. Focus is on Speed Racer but Shrek perks into frame.
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Sam Spade @samspade.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Test.
Beaver in a creek
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Sam Spade @samspade.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
It's here! Sadly Sunday is "cloudy."
Weather.gov forecast for Oregon
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Sam Spade @samspade.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
@ernestsewell.bsky.social I love you, wish you were here for the drone show & DJ playing Janet 🙌💖
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Sam Spade @samspade.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
See, @chunkybrewster.bsky.social ... This is "I need fixing." ... But yeah, many muscles & tight butts here. 😅
Man takes a quick selfie in his favorite blue shirt with a sunrise or sunset pattern. His hair is long and his beard needing a little sculpt.
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Sam Spade @samspade.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Weird place to state this but these vermicelli made with only mung bean, pea, and water do *not* spike my spouse's blood sugar. The "low sodium" thing is real hard at restaurants - maybe somewhere with good scratch cooking or beans n' greens. 😂
A bag of Double Pagoda branded lungkuw vermicelli
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Sam Spade @samspade.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Shakes my luxurious hair your direction (ps this is candid & I'm so not at top of my game here)
Man wearing glasses smiles for the camera in a black t shirt and long brunette hair with a beard
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Sam Spade @samspade.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
"Do they knoooooow it's Christmas?" #iykyk #thePrinceofChristmas
The Prince of Christmas setting his show stage. Aladdin Theater, Portland, Ore.
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Sam Spade @samspade.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
2/2
Jordan Firstman debut album "Secrets" along with naughty singles "Say it," and "my sister's trying to f--k..."
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Sam Spade @samspade.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
He's an actor / TV writer / humorist that made a pretty entertaining album (following). Mostly known for the single attached here. 🤭
Jordan Firstman landing page from Tidal
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Sam Spade @samspade.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Me too.
Man over a bowl of pho.
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Sam Spade @samspade.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
@thatsugarguy.bsky.social IYKYK 🥰
Espresso powdered sugar beignet
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Sam Spade @samspade.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Hello autumn
Sunset, clouds and sky colors in the east, not facing west. O⁠_⁠o
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Sam Spade @samspade.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
@koin6.bsky.social Over Beaverton ≈6 pm tonight
Military style helicopter over civilian life, not near a base.Zoomed 3x (optical zoom) on a Samsung S21+ / Military style helicopter over civilian life, not near a base.
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Sam Spade @samspade.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Feeling a little defeated, but I did treadmill for 20 minutes after a nice bath at home.
Man in a baseball cap against a cinder block wall. The T shirt is white and features an artist's creation of his logo with the modern pride inclusive flag.
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Sam Spade @samspade.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Labor Day '25
Alki Beach Park, Seattle
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Sam Spade @samspade.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Earlier.
TollRoads
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Sam Spade @samspade.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Let's see those cards, babes.
Man (me) in foreground, wearing a purple checked shirt and brown hat. Background is a wall at Keller Auditorium.
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Sam Spade @samspade.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Few-d.
America's Test Kitchen/ Cook's Country beans & greens. I was out of white beans so I had to substitute.
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Sam Spade @samspade.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
I'm going to try and figure this out tonight. Whatever the answer ends up being.
A figure is circled by the word "thoughts"
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Sam Spade @samspade.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Gym. Reluctantly.
Poster showing I went to the gym (sorry low vision users this is bad alt text)
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Sam Spade @samspade.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Interesting 🤔
Korean quiz that looks a little like the old Myers Briggs repackaged.
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Sam Spade @samspade.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Your stage shots definitely outshine mine, must be in media. 😉
Man in a dapper hat, purple checked shirt in foreground (2nd balcony).
Auditorium audience and revealed stage in rear.
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Sam Spade @samspade.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Mmm!
A tea from Hechalou, osmanthus oolong with almond jellies.
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Sam Spade @samspade.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Going to try & break from socials to focus.
A banana slug and a photo/text collage reading "I ask for patience and care at this rough time. Thank you, y'all."
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Sam Spade @samspade.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
😅
Photo of a smiling man against a headboard not wearing a shirt
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Sam Spade @samspade.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Thanks, happy place. I'm sure La Floridita isn't on BSky but their IRL space is magical.
A potted plant and fresh pulled cortado at rear with a Marion berry (blackberry) and cheese pastry in foreground.
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Sam Spade @samspade.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Local pride 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ events, 2025.
June 13, 6 pm Pride Picnic at Garden Home Recreation Center 
June 28, 11 am Family Pride in the Park, Cedar Hills Recreation Center 
June 29, Beaverton Pride at Beaverton City Park, 12 pm to 5 pm
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Sam Spade @samspade.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
TIL the local Walmart Neighborhood Market finally got Whataburger spreads!
Five rows of Whataburger branded plastic bottles on a shelf. Left to right, Jalapeño Ranch, Patty Melt Sauce, Fancy Ketchup, Spicy Ketchup.
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Sam Spade @samspade.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Gäbi round two this trip. Solid air conditioning and foods.
Almond croissant torn up & eaten.
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Sam Spade @samspade.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Vacation quietly amongst rich people.
Box and napkin read PRESS. Inside the box a fresh blueberry, vanilla, and butter croissant pastry is visible.A chai latte served in a blue tea cup sized China with a saucer. To the right, a closed pale blue box labeled PRESS. In the background, a commercially compostable bamboo cup, and patio seating.A gourmet macaron from another day in Las Vegas, NV (Gäbi Coffee)
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Sam Spade @samspade.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
$7!
The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf with a $7 cappuccino inside (!!!). Doing my best Jordan Firstman.
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Sam Spade @samspade.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Trying to decrease my socials a little this week. Busier with real life + a holiday next week. 🦄
Image of a horse like face and an icon shaped like a five point star. The top point has a rainbow cone and pink hair (implied image of a unicorn).
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