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Samson Simpson®️ @samsonsimpson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Grocery list: Carrots Celery Ground beef Frying steak Buttermilk Coffee Creamer Eggs Hand soap x2 Bathroom Monkey refill

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Samson Simpson®️ @samsonsimpson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Oh, I don’t walk the path around the lake anymore. I stopped that mid Summer because of a big white dog with an orange nose that kept coming outta effin nowhere and biting me.

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Amanda Katz @katzish.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Sometimes a story is just so piquant and funny that it sticks, even if stealing another lawyer’s treasured fancy pen (and then being busted by the sheriff!) pales in harm compared to other things Ken Paxton has done

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Amanda Katz @katzish.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

This is cool. It kind of looks like a heart, too

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

MAGA is basically a racketeering operation with ongoing criminal activity permeating the entire framework and fabric of American govt and society.

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Samson Simpson®️ @samsonsimpson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

CHEERS! To a benevolent existence of Love, light, and positivity. A soul that anchored Love & light no matter how challenging the experience, and continued to expand that Love & light throughout this realm. THANK YOU! Sincerely💖 🥰 #DollyParton

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PhillipUSA @phillipusa.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Again, Trump’s “mystery beef” revealed?

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Samson Simpson®️ @samsonsimpson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I realized he was inebriated when I asked what he kept swatting at and he responded, “All these damn Mcsquitoes.” 🤔 I like to think that one day he eventually found the exit and made it out of that Ikea.

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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Standup comedy “lyric” video for Sea Levels Are Rising But Not Credit Scores from my newest album JEHOVAH’S THICCNESS. You can hear the whole thing wherever you stream or at linktree.com/daveweasel

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Samson Simpson®️ @samsonsimpson.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Mattel is releasing a transgender Barbie with interchangeable parts. Barbie Q (There’s going to be some disappointed kids unwrapping grills at Christmas.)

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Did an amazing show in Gardiner, ME last night, and got to meet a local author!

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Samson Simpson®️ @samsonsimpson.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

“I see You! I know what you’re up too..”

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Samson Simpson®️ @samsonsimpson.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

I don’t know the Secret hand shake, but I do know the Secret motto. “Strong enough for a man but PH balanced for a woman”

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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Río da Prata in Brazil 🇧🇷

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

This article in the new @harpers.bsky.social is CHILLING.

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Samson Simpson®️ @samsonsimpson.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

No I’m not offended, she speaks truth. I do walk around all high and mighty. 🔥💨☁️☁️💨☁️☁️☁️😶‍🌫️✨ My Royal Highness is provided by Cannabis and Love provides my strength. ❤️🥰

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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Sometimes fiction tells truths that facts cannot. It was true of Steinbeck's THE GRAPES OF WRATH, and it's true of Larwence Wright's t heartfelt novel of the days leading up to the Hamas attack on Israel in 2023. THE HUMAN SCALE is suspenseful, hard to put down, even harder to forget.

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Amanda Katz @katzish.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Being nuzzled by both parents like a gosh darned cartoon 💕

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

RALEIGH!!!! Will y'all be my Valentine this weekend and whatnot? Four showtimes to accommodate your busy ass schedule and so forth. improv.com/raleigh/

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Samson Simpson®️ @samsonsimpson.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

🤔 I’m not familiar with turning point, but I think it’s that triangular thing in the middle of the microwave that makes the clear glass plate go round..

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thefemdem.bsky.social @thefemdem.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

“He was just joking.” There is nothing funny about the sitting president “joking” about canceling elections.

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Samson Simpson®️ @samsonsimpson.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

The United States tried to kick Canada in the Regina. Then Canada grabbed the United States by the Sacramento and gave it a tight squeeze. Now all the U.S. ambassadors sound like Mr. Bill when they speak. That’s my perspective and I’m sticking to it. 🔥💨☁️☁️💨☁️☁️☁️😶‍🌫️✨

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 24/10/2025

Here’s the original clip of Ronald Reagan from April 25, 1987, where he delivered a complete and total rebuke against tariffs. Trump's calling Reagan’s words here “FAKE” and “fraudulent.” They’re 100% real. And the original clip is actually far worse for Trump, as much is left out of the ad:

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basketofadorable.bsky.social @basketofadorable.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

My preferred method would be pink glitter

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LA Blue Dot in GA 🌊🐸 @namwella1961.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

Michael Wolff, who helped expose Trump’s relationship with Epstein, is suing Melania Trump. “I’d like nothing better than to get Trump and Melania under oath and find out all of the details of their relationship with Epstein.” I'd like to know too. #ProudBlue #Pinks #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice