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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I would never be so rude!
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Auntie Velma: Lil Ol Me? I Never! (Mohawk Girls)
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ASDA is not that bad is it?
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Man's Shocked Eyes Pop Out
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Very impressive! Nice walk though.
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy birthday Martin 🍰🎉
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Caught red-handed darling x
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I believe he is in Highgate cemetery? - my son had a school trip there this week and he was one of the many notable people buried there.
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's no Chateaubriand, like my local pub does.
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I hear this. For about 10 years, I was a travelling consultant - 5 star hotels, exotic locations, never having to pay for food or drink. It was fun, but similarly as soon as my first child was on their way, I had just come back from NZ and changed jobs to working from home or at London clients.
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs8u...
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Nancy Sinatra - You Only Live Twice (HQ)
YouTube video by Doc Rudy | Soul Studios
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Man's Shocked Eyes Pop Out
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Confused White Guy Blinking
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Do It
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Two onions and we can talk.
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
FFS Mike, I didn't even take a break and you were back before me! Never change x
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Go big or go home.
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨, 𝐝𝐨 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭. -𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐮𝐬 𝐓𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐮𝐬 𝐂𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐨
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🆆 🅰🆂🅳 For the PC gamers.
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This also happens.
I need more of a warning!
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Who does that?!
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think it had a hand pump delivery system...
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There is a scene in "There's Something About Mary" - maybe that helps explain it.
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Understood! And there are too many new brands now which just makes research even slower.
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's a weird place as the long range ones were expensive, but you can buy used, but the newest ones are now just as good and half the price, so they are costing about the same. You would either want an amazing used bargain or see if the new ones have the range for a good price.
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mine does 320 miles and is 2 years old - my threshold was 300+ miles as that is about 6 hours of long distance driving. To be honest I would have to stop at least once or twice and could just charge up when stopping, but never done more than 300 in one journey (South London to West Wales).
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*it came out, duh
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I watched this in the cinema when I came out - almost everyone walked out because it was too graphic and I don't think they were ready for it.
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy birthday! 🤸‍♀️🥳
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm normally South, but recently took my family to a game in North middle and it was great. Behind was a large area for wheelchair users which was quiet and there was a bar and set of toilets that were empty even at half time and full time (people didn't seem to realise they were for anyone).
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Echo and the Bunny Girls
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
House Martinas
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fair
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Clit Richard
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This ain't the FBI!
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You were missed V 🥰
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And render it on an N64.
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am not sure. The main thing in my favour is that nowhere is as expensive as London, generally speaking!
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That is the irony now for me - having settled in London to only have a 15 min commute, I've been remote for 7 years now. If my kids were not settled in good schools, I would move right now, but as it is, I will probably wait 10 years.
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I did have to put in some hard yards at the start - my commute into London from the countryside way outside of London was 2.5 hours. I commuted 5 hours a day to save money and buy a cheap house. If I could have worked from home I would have been quids in!
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yes, it is really bad - I was lucky to have bought a property in my mid-20s to build up capital to then use as a deposit in London (and even then, I found a good house that needed a ton of work, but just by owning it the value increased a lot anyway). Hard to get on the ladder at all now!
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
London is so crazy that it was much cheaper for me to buy a house with a long mortgage than to rent. Monthly payments were less then half.
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The UK does have location problems (and maybe it's similar in cities like Sydney?). You get paid more in London, but rent might be £3k a month, i.e. £36k a year, so you need to make sure you earn enough to pay that + all of the bills, food, kids stuff and everything else.
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well, just under 60%, but when you add in the hidden tax that people don't mention is that over £100k they take away the tax-free personal allowance, which essentially is an extra tax on top of the taxed salary.
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Over 60%
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The proliferation of cheap products means they are designed to be replaced quickly. Finding good quality is harder than it used to be unless you stick with your trusted brands and unfortunately some previously trusted brands have gone downhill in quality too.
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When you add in NI, a lot of people are paying a lot, but still get crappy services.
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Maybe it was meant for Fesshole?
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He's playing chicken.
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