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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This also happens.
I need more of a warning!
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Who does that?!
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This was me 5 minutes before my alarm went off this morning.
When your alarm hasn't gone off yet but the amount of sleep you're getting is suspicious.
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tri dat.
I can't stop clicking
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Verified!
Can I
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm getting conflicting information.
Jesus H Loggins
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is it cake?
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yes, I think Japanese often gets badly translated.
Hopefully just a mistake
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hotel light switches would be harder without helpful translations...
No fumbling
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Being homeless means you don't have a home.
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Technology will save us all...
"Could not connect to translator service" on a sign
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
New FBI car stickers just dropped...
FBI dogging
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
As long as it has a compatible interface.
Can't beat it
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Maybe they have a secret love of DIY?
Clean up on aisle 6
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Quesadilla vs Kong #ASongOrMovieForAllAboutMexico
Godzilla vs Kong
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Fair enough
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Choose your weapon
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Apologies in advance.
Monochrome me
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Captain Puerto Rico
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bigger boys made me do it.
Only in jest x
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Dashboard achievement lights
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Christmas and birthday
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happy Friday BSkyers.
Do not touch bread with hands, please use tongue
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I found pic where I am actually donnning the goggles!
Les Arc 2000
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Had one in Switzerland last year (it's a rare treat).
Lobster roll
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Have some choccies to go with it.
Terry's chocolate orange ball bag
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm sure I have a goggles wearing pic from the past, but this was the first one I could find.
Ski goggles on me head
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Good morning BSky. Easily done - who hasn't been distracted by a rotisserie chicken while driving?
Finger licking good.
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Me considering your self-esteem...
Oh my
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Good morning Bsky.
Sorry I didn't text you back for a month.
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Everything reminds me of her...
She's a gas lighter
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Wouldn't dream of it...
Said the bishop to the nun
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Do you want some Tirami-shoe?
Tirami-shoe
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Maybe he just needs an energy boost?
Get yourself a flap shake
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I clicked on the article and then underneath, there was a previous offence. They got twice as much this time.
Must have been thirsty
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What's the matter babe, you haven't touched your Shrekfast?
Shrekfast
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Indeed
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Cheers, Kaia x I didn't drink anything over the bank holiday weekend so I feel I should now!
Salut
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
At least you might see someone busking on a harp if you go to Waitrose.
Busker playing a harp outside Waitrose
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Well, this meme reminded me of you.
Silly goose
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Thankfully that was not my watch, but this one genuinely was...
How did it measure that?
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Everything reminds me of her.
She was hot
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I think this one had a similar effect...
Ahhhh!
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Innocent
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Don't get one of these.
Mental
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tribute bus
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Worst fortune cookie ever.
You're kinda like Rapunzel, except instead of letting down your hair you let down everyone in your life.
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Remember to have valid photo ID when buying onion rings, folks.
18+ onion rings
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ah Wednesday, like being stranded in the sea between two islands.
Happy Humping Day
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