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swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026

at a certain point when you're making one of those "oh man this common archetype of guy is the worst" [list of very specific traits clearly describing one person] formatted posts you gotta have that moment of reflection and realize you're just a more cowardly cyberbully yeah don't directly make […]

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swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026

never put me in public resources development I just burned down a village i built by trying to set up an automatic chicken machine

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swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026

if you pay a social media website to verify your account I think less of you for it

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swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026

worst thing about aliexpress is they'll send you twenty more notifications asking you to buy the item you already bought by the time the package actually gets to you

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swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026

lol you still believe in sex I'm pretty sure they confirmed that was a psyop bro it's not real

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sam_scum @sam-scum.threads.net.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026

Bluesky was fake federated, Tumblr canceled the back end migration that was supposed to accomodate ActivityPub and gave no direct word on the future of ActivityPub itself, ActivityPub support on THIS app seems like it was quietly abandoned, the dream might be […] [Original post on threads.com]

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swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026

these damn ass minecraft horror mods never live up to the youtube thumbnails

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swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026

I needa post about tech less i promise that's not all I think about

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swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026

now is the time for the Atari VCS Gen 2 /srs

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swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026

it shouldn't have taken the Z Fold for us to realize phones are too tall

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swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026

this whole thing with the iPhone Duo and the newest Z Fold being wider has to be so embarrassing for Google. they knew this aspect ratio worked better the first time around but then they stuttered and corrected themselves to the tall version everyone else was making, only to now (probably) have […]

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swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026

first one to make aphone with basically the same feature set as the current generation of qwerty alt phones (3.5mm jack, qi2, micro sd, notif led, physical slider (maybe🤞), etc) but with generally lower end specs for under maybe $300 is probably getting my money

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swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026

i despise non federated social platforms i would delete all of them in an instant if literally maybe like 3 people i actually know followed me on here

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swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2026

9 times out of 10 "gen z stare" is actually "absolute dinosaur doesn't hear greeting said as they were walking up and refuse to take the social cue of someone waiting for them to start responding" even in that 1 out of 10 scenario a good "oh sorry did you say something?" is still the proper […]

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swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026

i get Mino Yiannopoulos and Andy Milonakis confused for each other way too often there's no excuse for this

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swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026

if you remind me at all even in passing of anyone on my long list of enemies you're immediately added to the ledger and your days are numbered sorry pal

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swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026

i just ran a survey of All of the hoes and they All said they want me bad as fuck in fact they responded to the survey pretty quickly too i was expecting it to take way longer to hear back from everyone

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swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/08/2026

are thirst traps allowed on mastodon? this isn't a question about the terms of service i mean culturally speaking

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swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/08/2026

it's been long enough i think it's safe to say cody ko was holding noel miller back this new content from noel lately has been VERY good

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swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/07/2026

bro fuck i just found out i gotta lock in and achieve my goals tomorrow damn it

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swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/07/2026

I'd consider buying a cheaper device that has the same form factor as the z fold 8 but without the cellular, without the external screen, and with more mid range internals

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swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/07/2026

hey bro do you wanna come hang out in my evil lair

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swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/07/2026

I'm drooling all over myself I'm in a stupor someone PLEASE make this into a phone

an RG Rotate gaming handheld modded to include a qwerty keyboard

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swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/07/2026

frank ocean doesn't release music for like forever and everyone loves him he's a once in a generation talent or whatever big whoop i did that too but when i do it I've "never released anything in the first place" and "can only really call myself a musician in the hobbyist sense" I'm SICK of the […]

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swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/07/2026

i wanna see this concept remade. maybe add gyro for steam and/or at least SNES equivalent button layout with the four action buttons and bumpers

the roku gr-14, which is like a psuedo-wiimote with tv remote buttons on it. kinda a hybrid typa deal

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swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/07/2026

need graphene os on a qwerty phone

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swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/07/2026

if i catch you wearing meta glasses or anything with a camera in it there's a chance I'm popping you in em

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swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/07/2026

oh my god why isn't anyone talking about this stupid bullshit i just made up??

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swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/07/2026

given that aftermarket Gameboy consoles are completely legal and that Evercade cartridges use the same pinout and some of em even fit into each other's cartridge slots, why can't there be a handheld compatible with both? i know they're wired up differently but could a new cartridge port not be […]

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swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/07/2026

if you choose to frame a conversation as "i just don't know what i did wrong" when really you know it's a matter of "i just don't know which one i got caught for" i don't believe you're a sentient person which to me means it's not too late for your parents to have the right to abort you

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swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/07/2026

"why are you showing up inside my house in the middle of the night eating all the food in my pantry and not giving me an explanation" the price of community is convenience <3

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swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/07/2026

the only solution to the physical games crisis is to get the guys from evercade, kazeta linux, and gog in the same room and see what happens

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swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/07/2026

i HATE when I'm relating to a song and all of a sudden the worthless evil bastard somewriter adds an additional bit of context that deviates from the narrative i had been assigning to the lyrics up to that point god DAMN it STOP HAVING YOUR OWN SEPARATE LIFE EXPERIENCE

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swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/07/2026

steam cloud saves are awesome until they're replacing your synced save data on all your devices with a really old save from a device you haven't used in a while before you have a chance to do anything about it and giving you no backup options. can't even temporarily keep the last save on file

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swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/07/2026

sure yeah right the reason ACs doubled in cost is because the US makes em use more eco friendly coolant now. yeah i believe that. the administration handing public land to datacenters and claiming credit for less polluted rivers by lowering the standards they consider "clean" and doing nothing […]

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swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/07/2026

all the alternatives use AI now too AND they suck cock and ass am i a bad leftist if i give up boycotting Duolingo I've been slacking on my español

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swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/07/2026

i need three more air conditioners for my one bedroom apartment

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swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/06/2026

bro if you're an insect seriously stay the fuck away from me I'm not joking I swear to god I'll do it

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swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/06/2026

everyone is constantly on the verge of giving up on me but i have JUST enough swag to keep em interested in what happens next

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swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/06/2026

hey bro we're all gonna go find the nearest public beach or park and start heavily day drinking you wanna come?

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swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/06/2026

once we get male birth control I'm going #whoremode

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swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/06/2026

for character development reasons I've decided i need to be dated and then broken up with after like 2-3 months for reasons that are entirely or at least almost entirely my own fault. applications should be opening shortly thank you for your attention to this matter

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swag man @samscum.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

state of michigan taking way too long on this tax return you said it was ACCEPTED pal HURRY IT UP it's been MONTHS

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swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2026

steam machine is over a grand we're so cooked

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swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/06/2026

i enjoyed spider-noir but it mainly made me want a proper live action batman show. i kinda hoped maybe the new dcu would do that n let the matt reeves universe handle batman movies. maybe it still could giving that there seems to be no real progress on making the brave and the bold movie work

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swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/06/2026

hello bro would you like to come over and chudmax with me that's where we do nothing of value with ourselves it's the latest trend everyone's doing it come on bro

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swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/06/2026

renting alone is like debilitatingly expensive might have to kick my cat out if he doesn't start paying rent

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