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swag man @samscum.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

conservatives owe jpegmafia a debt of gratitude for making it corny to make fun of charlie kirk

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swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/04/2026

had a dream i called a fem mutual i think is chill "an foid" as a joke and got blocked and woke up in a cold sweat

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swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/04/2026

idc anymore bluesky doesn't seem like it's developing in any meaningful way I'm just gonna move back here since it doesn't make a difference

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swag man @samscum.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

state of michigan taking way too long on this tax return you said it was ACCEPTED pal HURRY IT UP it's been MONTHS

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swag man @samscum.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

love when i get just a lil drunk and instagram starts deliberately and with great malice misinterpreting all my inputs to make me look like a fucking weirdo sorry no i didn't mean to send you that post please don't notice that i unsent something i just moved my finger a lil wonky trying to scroll</3

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swag man @samscum.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

going to work with an edible under my tongue like a cyanide pill

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swag man @samscum.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

can someone kidnap me and force me at gunpoint to do the things i wanna do rq

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swag man @samscum.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

real shit i forget sometimes that you guys use story liking to flirt I'll like 6 memes in a row idgaf you're still not getting this weiner ho

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swag man @samscum.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

the secret is that Instagram already shows your followers the posts you like so the repost button is really more of a bookmark of "let me know who is only liking this because i put them on"

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swag man @samscum.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

*getting flustered* dude quit bonerbaiting me I'm serious rn

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swag man @samscum.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

hey man wanna come over and watch me get so stoned i forget you're there. oh btw I'm not gonna share my weed with you

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swag man @samscum.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

smokin that shit that have you kickin your legs like a dog dreaming it's running while you're still awake this shit ain't nothing to me man

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swag man @samscum.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

trying a fun new alternative to enm called EVIL non-monogamy where i just manipulate and cheat on people

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swag man @samscum.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

alright that's it I'm getting impatient each and every one of you owes me EITHER a heartfelt confession of your long-standing crush on me OR a long DETAILED list of every reason you don't have one

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swag man @samscum.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

i sub for women and i dom for men i am the great equalizer

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swag man @samscum.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

man nobody told me you're supposed to eat carbs ON TOP OF protein what the fuck this working out shit is all a scam by big nutrient to trick you into buying food

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swag man @samscum.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

hmu if you also didn't get a new years kiss we're all gonna make one of these with our tongues

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swag man @samscum.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

hinge/maps split screen bc they refuse to just show how far these people are from me

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swag man @samscum.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

i hate this stupid fucking game

screenshot from the video game "Control" wherein an excerpt from a voice recording from a character named Ramsey is shown by subtitles in the image to be saying "Wait. Six. Seven?"

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swag man @samscum.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

given the steam machine uses off-the-shelf laptop parts and is gonna be priced like a normal mini PC i hope mini PC makers get really competitive with spec matching and potentially price undercutting it. if literally any of this happens it'll invalidate any complaints about its (potential) price

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swag man @samscum.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

the price will definitely be the make or break factor for the gabecube

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swag man @samscum.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

80% chance Trump only said all that about Zohran so that once he opposes the regime even slightly he can frame it as those devilish leftists going behind his back pulling a nasty lil trick on him

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swag man @samscum.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

i love being in last place and getting a star it's like the cia is telling me to shoot up the racetrack

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swag man @samscum.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

steam deck xbox.... steam deck oculus quest...

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swag man @samscum.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

highlight of my life rn is waiting for packages

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swag man @samscum.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

sad i missed halloween this year (i despise being employed) but i will be keeping some costume ideas to potentially return to next year these include: marshall lee adventure time allan smiling friend mario (for the 50th time) slutty mario

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swag man @samscum.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

hey bro mind if i jerk it to some of the pics on your profile. oh no nothing weird lol you're just really hot. cool thanks big dawg

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onion person @junlper.beer · 17/10/2025

ultimately, zohran mamdani is a reminder that politicians can be younger than 80 years old

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swag man @samscum.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

guys i might've fucked up my hair honest feedback only in chat don't lie about it i can handle it if it looks bad just say so but also if you say so i'll lose my shit i'll actually fly off the handle i'll go fucking balistic don't ever say that twitch.tv/samscumlive or youtube.com/@samscumlive/live

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swag man @samscum.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

wonder man might be really good but I've said that based on the trailers of a lot of recent marvel projects that haven't lived up to it

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swag man @samscum.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

FIFTY PERCENT OFF COUPON AT OUR STORE oh also it's a max of $5 off and we don't sell anything for less than $70

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swag man @samscum.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

if you're up this late you're one of the cool kids that means you get to come watch me play evil fishing youtube.com/@SamScumLIVE/live OR twitch.tv/samscumlive pick your choose

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swag man @samscum.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

i hope the adoption of eSIM means a repopularization of the micro SD slot or maybe even a slot for these new mini SSDs rather than just another functional feature we're gonna start "not having room for"

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swag man @samscum.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

just found out I've been using a big smart sounding word wrong but I'll never admit it

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swag man @samscum.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

looking into performing an interest in history for the female gaze any recommendations on any cool historical events to start on?

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swag man @samscum.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

ah yes because this is definitely the one single most child-like thing i do

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swag man @samscum.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

imagine there is no DCU justice league and the justice gang expands to replace it the same way the league did the society

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swag man @samscum.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

best thing AMD can do for handhelds rn is just a die shrink of the 7840. give it 3d v cache if possible. maybe cut it to 6 cpu cores with full gpu if that has any significant thermal or energy benefits

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Elizabeth Pennysworth @epennysworth.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

For having a supposed assassin on the loose, the president sure is free to roam around wherever he wants…js

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acabylon bee @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

posters joking about charlie kirk were held to a higher standard than the wall street journal this week

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swag man @samscum.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

I've for a while considered myself a medium phone (6.3-6.4 inch) convert but the fact that PC games on Android (via Winlator or the Android Linux terminal+box64 or any other software packaging of them) are becoming legitimately viable might revert me back to a big phone guy

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swag man @samscum.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

now would be a GREAT time to revive the non-ultra zenfones

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swag man @samscum.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

i MIGHT let a Pixel 10a with a Tensor G4 slide IF it comes with 12GB of RAM

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swag man @samscum.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

trying out new one-handed control schemes for marvel rivals! come hang youtube.com/@SamScumLIVE/live or twitch.tv/SamScumLIVE

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swag man @samscum.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

fuck the rest of the dceu but the vague suicide squad (2016) reference could totally be an excuse to recanonize a retconned version of batfleck (I'm coping)

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swag man @samscum.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

if i owned a private workshop in which i was allowed to build things all of my problems would be solved

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swag man @samscum.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

life gets better when you remember you gotta actually eat if you're gonna work out so that way you're actually building muscle Instead of just tearing apart your body to prove a point to yourself about discipline 👍👍👍👍

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swag man @samscum.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

fall time more like fall guys time time for fall guys youtube.com/@SamScumLIVE/live or also twitch.tv/SamScumLIVE

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swag man @samscum.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO i do hope eventually we get some non-Lex villains tho

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swag man @samscum.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

might gonna delete my tinder account AGAIN after only a DAY this time i think that's a new record for me

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