swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026start bullying Instagram Threads users into manually turning on fediverse sharing 000 0
swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026fucked up how Google made such a big stink about RCS being an "open standard" to get Apple on board and yet there's still no way for anyone to offer RCS on Android without Google, or on Linux phones at all 101 1
swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026the Brax Wink looks cool as hell but I'm getting a little concerned I've SCOURED the specs page and can't find mention of a fingerprint sensor anywhere and I don't see anywhere on the body they could fit one unless they go the under screen route which I'd kinda doubt at this size 000 0
swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026I'm sorry but ActivityPub will never thrive until some of you guys figure out how to just post something stupid sometimes 000 0
swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026never put me in public resources development I just burned down a village i built by trying to set up an automatic chicken machine 000 0
swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026if you pay a social media website to verify your account I think less of you for it 000 0
swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026worst thing about aliexpress is they'll send you twenty more notifications asking you to buy the item you already bought by the time the package actually gets to you 000 0
swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026lol you still believe in sex I'm pretty sure they confirmed that was a psyop bro it's not real 000 0
Reposted by swagsam_scum @sam-scum.threads.net.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026Bluesky was fake federated, Tumblr canceled the back end migration that was supposed to accomodate ActivityPub and gave no direct word on the future of ActivityPub itself, ActivityPub support on THIS app seems like it was quietly abandoned, the dream might be […] [Original post on threads.com] 011 1
swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026these damn ass minecraft horror mods never live up to the youtube thumbnails 000 0
swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026I needa post about tech less i promise that's not all I think about 000 0
swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026now is the time for the Atari VCS Gen 2 /srs 000 0
swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026it shouldn't have taken the Z Fold for us to realize phones are too tall 000 0
swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026this whole thing with the iPhone Duo and the newest Z Fold being wider has to be so embarrassing for Google. they knew this aspect ratio worked better the first time around but then they stuttered and corrected themselves to the tall version everyone else was making, only to now (probably) have […]mastodon.socialOriginal post on mastodon.social 000 0
swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026first one to make aphone with basically the same feature set as the current generation of qwerty alt phones (3.5mm jack, qi2, micro sd, notif led, physical slider (maybe🤞), etc) but with generally lower end specs for under maybe $300 is probably getting my money 001 1
swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026i despise non federated social platforms i would delete all of them in an instant if literally maybe like 3 people i actually know followed me on here 000 0
swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2026even in that 1 out of 10 scenario a good "oh sorry did you say something?" is still the proper response and should snap em right out of it 000 0
swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/20269 times out of 10 "gen z stare" is actually "absolute dinosaur doesn't hear greeting said as they were walking up and refuse to take the social cue of someone waiting for them to start responding" even in that 1 out of 10 scenario a good "oh sorry did you say something?" is still the proper […]mastodon.socialOriginal post on mastodon.social 100 1
swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026i get Mino Yiannopoulos and Andy Milonakis confused for each other way too often there's no excuse for this 000 0
swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026if you remind me at all even in passing of anyone on my long list of enemies you're immediately added to the ledger and your days are numbered sorry pal 000 0
swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026i just ran a survey of All of the hoes and they All said they want me bad as fuck in fact they responded to the survey pretty quickly too i was expecting it to take way longer to hear back from everyone 000 0
swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/08/2026are thirst traps allowed on mastodon? this isn't a question about the terms of service i mean culturally speaking 000 0
swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/08/2026it's been long enough i think it's safe to say cody ko was holding noel miller back this new content from noel lately has been VERY good 000 0
swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/07/2026just a pocket ipad without a phone on the outside 000 0
swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/07/2026bro fuck i just found out i gotta lock in and achieve my goals tomorrow damn it 000 0
swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/07/2026I'd consider buying a cheaper device that has the same form factor as the z fold 8 but without the cellular, without the external screen, and with more mid range internals 100 1
swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/07/2026hey bro do you wanna come hang out in my evil lair 000 0
swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/07/2026I'm drooling all over myself I'm in a stupor someone PLEASE make this into a phone 001 1
Reposted by swagswag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/07/2026frank ocean doesn't release music for like forever and everyone loves him he's a once in a generation talent or whatever big whoop i did that too but when i do it I've "never released anything in the first place" and "can only really call myself a musician in the hobbyist sense" I'm SICK of the […]mastodon.socialOriginal post on mastodon.social 001 1
swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/07/2026frank ocean doesn't release music for like forever and everyone loves him he's a once in a generation talent or whatever big whoop i did that too but when i do it I've "never released anything in the first place" and "can only really call myself a musician in the hobbyist sense" I'm SICK of the […]mastodon.socialOriginal post on mastodon.social 001 1
swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/07/2026i wanna see this concept remade. maybe add gyro for steam and/or at least SNES equivalent button layout with the four action buttons and bumpers 000 0
swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/07/2026they did partner with motorola, and they do already have a 5g smartphone they split in half. maybe they could reuse the internals from a base-model razr in a modern version of this guy 000 0
swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/07/2026if i catch you wearing meta glasses or anything with a camera in it there's a chance I'm popping you in em 000 0
swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/07/2026oh my god why isn't anyone talking about this stupid bullshit i just made up?? 000 0
swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/07/2026given that aftermarket Gameboy consoles are completely legal and that Evercade cartridges use the same pinout and some of em even fit into each other's cartridge slots, why can't there be a handheld compatible with both? i know they're wired up differently but could a new cartridge port not be […]mastodon.socialOriginal post on mastodon.social 000 0
swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/07/2026if you choose to frame a conversation as "i just don't know what i did wrong" when really you know it's a matter of "i just don't know which one i got caught for" i don't believe you're a sentient person which to me means it's not too late for your parents to have the right to abort you 010 1
swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/07/2026"why are you showing up inside my house in the middle of the night eating all the food in my pantry and not giving me an explanation" the price of community is convenience <3 000 0
swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/07/2026the only solution to the physical games crisis is to get the guys from evercade, kazeta linux, and gog in the same room and see what happens 000 0
swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/07/2026i HATE when I'm relating to a song and all of a sudden the worthless evil bastard somewriter adds an additional bit of context that deviates from the narrative i had been assigning to the lyrics up to that point god DAMN it STOP HAVING YOUR OWN SEPARATE LIFE EXPERIENCE 000 0
swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/07/2026steam cloud saves are awesome until they're replacing your synced save data on all your devices with a really old save from a device you haven't used in a while before you have a chance to do anything about it and giving you no backup options. can't even temporarily keep the last save on file 000 0
swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/07/2026sure yeah right the reason ACs doubled in cost is because the US makes em use more eco friendly coolant now. yeah i believe that. the administration handing public land to datacenters and claiming credit for less polluted rivers by lowering the standards they consider "clean" and doing nothing […]mastodon.socialOriginal post on mastodon.social 000 0
swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/07/2026all the alternatives use AI now too AND they suck cock and ass am i a bad leftist if i give up boycotting Duolingo I've been slacking on my español 010 1
swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/07/2026i need three more air conditioners for my one bedroom apartment 000 0
swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/06/2026bro if you're an insect seriously stay the fuck away from me I'm not joking I swear to god I'll do it 000 0
swag @samscum.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/06/2026everyone is constantly on the verge of giving up on me but i have JUST enough swag to keep em interested in what happens next 000 0