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sam

@samonthewebs.com
690 followers 444 following 3.4K posts

Made in Yorkshire, residing in the US.

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sam @samonthewebs.com · 12/09/2026
Statement when here please lads
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 04/09/2026
Liverpool winning the league then
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 12/08/2026
Officially entered my Bond Villain era
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 20/07/2026
my spirit animal
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 20/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Man with Leaves and Safuu Logo
ALT: Man with Leaves and Safuu Logo
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 20/07/2026
how could you?
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 20/07/2026
exactly
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 20/07/2026
this happened to me once on twitter, it was really weird as I had strangers reaching out to me about dating profiles with my photos all over them
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 19/07/2026
Spain absolutely smashed them, what 1 sided affair
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 16/07/2026
Say it ain't so
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 16/07/2026
Does anyone know what time England play Argentina? excited for the game
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 30/05/2026
What a turgid game of football, not that Arsenal fans will care, but it's a horrendous watch and I want this era to end immediately
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 28/05/2026
I am so jealous
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 28/05/2026
there are napping windows?
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 24/05/2026
It's going to take a lot to top Klopp's Liverpool era isn't it?
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 24/05/2026
I'm not crying, you're crying
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 20/05/2026
God I hate this emoji
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 20/05/2026
😋
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 20/05/2026
Is this a euphemism Tara?
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 20/05/2026
A steak sauce?
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 20/05/2026
4. is key
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 18/05/2026
💅💅💅
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 15/05/2026
I do dislike Liverpool being dicked, feels very wrong
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 15/05/2026
Turns out, I'm doing a bad job at the social side of social media.
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 15/05/2026
Never losing 5k
static.klipy.com
Agent Doakes: Surprise Motherfucker!
ALT: Agent Doakes: Surprise Motherfucker!
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 15/05/2026
You could still marry him, maybe do it secretly without him knowing.
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 20/04/2026
2% milk is sketchy
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 14/04/2026
what is this feeling? anxiety because Liverpool look competitive? I'm here for it
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 14/04/2026
Nervy game until the 70th where we make a breakthrough with Salah, Gomez for the winner on 89
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 14/04/2026
it's also the name of my support group
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 14/04/2026
I'm going to have such confusing erections when I see someone cry now
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 14/04/2026
Moist
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 13/04/2026
Build Farke a statue
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 11/04/2026
I haven't watched Arsenal much this season, is this really how they play?
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 08/04/2026
Mama saving us here
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 08/04/2026
I just want to age like a big Mac, is that too much to ask?
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 08/04/2026
Getting beach ready!
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 08/04/2026
Spending my evening relearning linear and nonlinear functions so I can try to bloody explain them. I'm not cut out for teaching
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 04/04/2026
if Arsenal lose today, the angst will be wild.
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 04/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a man wearing a scarf around his neck looks at the camera
ALT: a man wearing a scarf around his neck looks at the camera
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 04/04/2026
jokes on you, I'm training to be an astronaut now
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 04/04/2026
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 04/04/2026
I wasn't feeling confident going into today, this is bad though innit?
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 04/04/2026
Up. The. Reds. Let's go boys
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 02/04/2026
Better have April O'Neil in it
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 31/03/2026
And people!
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 30/03/2026
I personally find it less enjoyable, it feels like the vast majority of VAR issues are on a knife edge anyway where you can give it either way in the general run of play. I much preferred the fluidity and drama of it before
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 29/03/2026
I've heard humans do the same thing
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 28/03/2026
:')
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 28/03/2026
don't nick my ideas
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