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@samonthewebs.com
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Made in Yorkshire, residing in the US.

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sam @samonthewebs.com · 12/08/2026
Officially entered my Bond Villain era
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 04/04/2026
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 25/03/2026
Austin, I'm in you
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 17/03/2026
hehehe
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 09/03/2026
Besties for the resties
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 07/03/2026
Ears lowered, shortest I've had in years 💇‍♂️
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 06/03/2026
It's actually really snowing outside, the first snow since last April (?) in Colorado
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 06/03/2026
Friday pump 💪
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 03/03/2026
Redditors are a weird bunch
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 03/03/2026
Well looky here, Google adding things that have actual value
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 28/02/2026
Grafting
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 26/02/2026
Now I feel bad not answering this spammer
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 21/02/2026
For comparison*womp womp*
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 21/02/2026
Shoulders are starting to come in, only taken 6 bloody months
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 31/12/2025
Finish strong today
Gym mirror selfie of a man in workout attire—gray athletic t-shirt, navy shorts, and light gray sneakers—holding a white smartphone. He's wearing a fitness watch with an orange band. The home gym behind him has mirrored walls, gray wood-look flooring, an adjustable weight bench, dumbbells, medicine balls (black and orange), a weighted vest on the floor, and gymnastics rings visible in the reflection.
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 09/12/2025
Hit them PB's
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 09/12/2025
Lucy put her own seatbelt on today like a big girl
A white pit bull mix with heterochromia (one blue eye, one brown eye) sits in the back seat of a car with tan leather interior. The dog is wearing a brown leather collar with a gold tag and has the seatbelt draped across its chest. The dog's ears are folded back and it's looking directly at the camera with an alert, slightly serious expression
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 08/12/2025
It's party time!
Delicious English crumpets, ready to be opened up and eaten
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 04/12/2025
Finally got some of the white stuff, second latest snowfall in Denver history
A snowy winter scene viewed from a deck with a white wooden railing covered in fresh snow. Tall ponderosa pines and bare deciduous trees are blanketed in heavy, wet snow against an overcast gray sky. Snow is actively falling, creating a soft, wintry atmosphere. The scene appears to be in a forested mountain area
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 30/11/2025
2 weeks, but progress
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 22/11/2025
Well at least now we know how Jesus moved that boulder
Image of "stronger with Christ" workout playlist
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 21/11/2025
found you
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 21/11/2025
Possibly the worst vending machine in the world? Not a single appealing snack to be seen
A fully stocked vending machine displaying various snacks and chips including Smartfood White Cheddar popcorn, Doritos, Ruffles Cheddar, Sun Chips, Fritos Chili Cheese, Cheetos, Classic Lays, Baked Lays, Reese's Sticks, Nutri-Grain bars, Miss Vickie's Spicy Dill Pickle chips, Cheez-It crackers, and other assorted snacks arranged in six horizontal rows with spiral dispensers. Prices range from $1.25 to $1.60, with a push door at the bottom for retrieving purchased items."
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 21/11/2025
10 years later, the smirk makes a return for a badging process 😏
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 19/11/2025
Is this what it feels like to be a woman online?
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 16/11/2025
I'd love some feedback on the technique from my preacher curls #fitnesssky
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 16/11/2025
nice
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 16/11/2025
Delighted to report that I'm no longer dead
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 15/11/2025
Posting this so I can hold myself accountable, really dropped off this past month and need to get back on track. Posting it weekly so see the change
Screenshot of a fitness tracking app showing Fitness Age metrics. The display shows a current Fitness Age of 37.5 years compared to a chronological age of 41 years and a target of 35 years, represented on a horizontal slider. A message indicates the user can reduce their Fitness Age by up to 2.5 years. Recommendations section shows three areas: 'Reduce BMI' (weekly average 25.1, marked as higher priority), 'Increase Vigorous Minutes' (6-week average 43.6 minutes per week), and 'Increase Vigorous Days' (6-week average 1.3 days per week). At the bottom, 'Resting Heart Rate' shows 'Maintain 54 bpm' with a green checkmark indicating it's on target
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 12/11/2025
dang, America delivered
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 12/11/2025
AI vs Real, I was just told the real one looks more like AI than the AI photo.
Professional studio portrait of a man with dark brown hair and a well-groomed beard, wearing a medium-wash denim chambray shirt with rolled sleeves, smiling warmly at the camera against a dark gray backgroundOutdoor portrait of a man with styled brown hair and a neatly groomed beard, wearing a light blue button-down shirt with rolled sleeves, standing in a park with bright green trees and grass in the soft-focus background
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 12/11/2025
Lights of the North
Night sky photograph showing a stunning gradient from deep purple at the top to vibrant magenta-pink near the horizon, scattered with visible stars, framed by silhouettes of tall pine trees on both sides and illuminated houses along a residential street at the bottom
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 12/11/2025
Wee bit of weight loss in the past 5 years
Professional headshot of a man with light brown styled hair and a reddish-brown beard, wearing a light gray sweater over a white collared shirt, smiling warmly at the camera against a soft, blurred outdoor backgroundProfessional portrait of a man with dark hair and a neatly trimmed beard, wearing a denim chambray button-up shirt with rolled sleeves, smiling confidently against a dark gray studio background
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 11/11/2025
AI
AI suggesting there is 11 weeks to Christmas, or 6 fridays
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 10/11/2025
patterns like this should be illegal, took me a second to figure out how to proceed with cancellation.
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 09/11/2025
Bluesky scam party has arrived
Message from an account that is pretending to be bluesky
"We regret to infоrm you that your Bluesky account has been temporarily suspended due to security-related restrictions.

To prevent the реrmanent termination of your aссоunt, it is imperative that you complete the verification process within the next 24 hours bу using the following Iink:

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If the Iink does not open directly, please copy and paste it into your browser’s address bar.

⚠️ Imроrtаnt: Failure to complete the required verification within the specified time frame will result in the irreversible and permanent ban of your account.

We appreciate your immediate attention and сооperation in this matter.

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sam @samonthewebs.com · 04/11/2025
thankfully everything is ok, but getting these texts are fucking horrendous and I wouldn't wish them on anyone
Text convo
"we're in a hold right now, and the light were going off and everyone is locking the doors. There was an alarm over the speaker"
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 02/11/2025
Just got back from a Pissaro exhibition, I was quite fond of these words and this painting
Wall art with a quote "happy are those who see beauty in humble places where others see nothing"An Impressionist painting of a busy Parisian street scene and bridge over the River Seine, likely by an artist such as Camille Pissarro or Claude Monet, housed in an ornate gold frame. The painting features horse-drawn carriages and pedestrians on a quay, with large pale buildings lining the far bank and a pink-tinged sky above
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 01/11/2025
Needs some work, not a bad cut though
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 01/11/2025
Old man Sam with his floofy hair reporting for duty
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 01/11/2025
Meme of a man wearing a Liverpool shirt with the text "no question about it, I'm ready to get hurt again"
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 31/10/2025
Hard same
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 31/10/2025
I am also not having a good day
Giant hotdog man
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 31/10/2025
Just noped out of this because of the stupid tariff bullshit
A screenshot of a checkout with the message "Please note that you will be subject to additional import duties, taxes, or customs fees in accordance with U.S. trade regulations."
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 31/10/2025
Locked in and ready to embarrass my children
A bloke dressed in a giant hotdog costume
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 15/10/2025
Bwahahaha
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 11/10/2025
I think I finally figured out how to parent a teenage daughter
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 09/10/2025
oh no
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 07/10/2025
This should be a singular unifying moment in football this season.
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 30/09/2025
lol, this is on a school registration form. Only in America...
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