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sam

@samonthewebs.com
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Made in Yorkshire, residing in the US.

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sam @samonthewebs.com · 12/09/2026
Statement when here please lads
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 04/09/2026
Liverpool winning the league then
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 12/08/2026
Officially entered my Bond Villain era
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 19/07/2026
Spain absolutely smashed them, what 1 sided affair
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 16/07/2026
Does anyone know what time England play Argentina? excited for the game
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 30/05/2026
What a turgid game of football, not that Arsenal fans will care, but it's a horrendous watch and I want this era to end immediately
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 24/05/2026
It's going to take a lot to top Klopp's Liverpool era isn't it?
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 24/05/2026
I'm not crying, you're crying
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 15/05/2026
I do dislike Liverpool being dicked, feels very wrong
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 15/05/2026
Turns out, I'm doing a bad job at the social side of social media.
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 14/04/2026
what is this feeling? anxiety because Liverpool look competitive? I'm here for it
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 13/04/2026
Build Farke a statue
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 11/04/2026
I haven't watched Arsenal much this season, is this really how they play?
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 08/04/2026
Mama saving us here
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 08/04/2026
I just want to age like a big Mac, is that too much to ask?
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 08/04/2026
Spending my evening relearning linear and nonlinear functions so I can try to bloody explain them. I'm not cut out for teaching
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 04/04/2026
if Arsenal lose today, the angst will be wild.
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 04/04/2026
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 04/04/2026
I wasn't feeling confident going into today, this is bad though innit?
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 04/04/2026
Up. The. Reds. Let's go boys
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 02/04/2026
Better have April O'Neil in it
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 31/03/2026
And people!
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 29/03/2026
I've heard humans do the same thing
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 25/03/2026
Austin, I'm in you
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 24/03/2026
Check on your Liverpool supporting friends, we are not ok
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 24/03/2026
This isn't how I wanted Salah to bow out, what a legacy he leaves though
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 19/03/2026
Business idea: LinkedIn without the stupid news feed, nothing but career updates, messaging, and skill/experience verification
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 18/03/2026
Up. The. Reds
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 17/03/2026
hehehe
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 17/03/2026
A mate of mine was quietly confident about Chelsea's chances 2 weeks ago, better remind him of that.
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 17/03/2026
Annual reminder that Patty is short for Patricia and Paddy is short for Patrick.
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 16/03/2026
That inside the manoverse by Louis Theroux is quite something, a whole subculture I had no idea was so prevalent
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 15/03/2026
Would Liverpool have scored from open play? it could have been even worse
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 15/03/2026
We're just gash, no other word for it
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 15/03/2026
We need to put one of these in
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 15/03/2026
We don't look great do we?
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 13/03/2026
Suddenly craving a banana sandwich, maybe I'm pregnant
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 10/03/2026
still not ruining my day, feels like the writing is on the wall for the Summer though
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 10/03/2026
Liverpool are not ruining my day, I refuse, get your shit together Reds
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 09/03/2026
I was just informed that my shorter hair makes me look like an extra on peaky blinders 🥲
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 09/03/2026
Besties for the resties
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 07/03/2026
Ears lowered, shortest I've had in years 💇‍♂️
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 07/03/2026
Mansfield trying to save football, let's go boyos
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 06/03/2026
Don't concede 2 lads
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 06/03/2026
Oh Ibou
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 06/03/2026
fucking Robbo man, I love that guy
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 06/03/2026
It's actually really snowing outside, the first snow since last April (?) in Colorado
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 06/03/2026
Have you ever crunched your teeth down onto a fork and realised how they're not nearly as tough as you thought they were?
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 06/03/2026
Friday pump 💪
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sam @samonthewebs.com · 05/03/2026
Horrible match for us next, this Spurs team are absolutely going to show up
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