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@samfeeleypbp.bsky.social
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Carolina Reaper on the neurospicy Scoville scale. MTG/MLB The Show/Jackbox/poker player, sports announcer, literal unc. Opinions mine et al. @shippingshield.bsky.social affiliate - use code LSP10 for 10% off linktr.ee/LSP37

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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Any dress is a cocktail dress if you believe in yourself
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Parody of MTG God Pack insert
Top text: GIVE US YOUR FUCKING MONEY
Bottom text: Get out your wallets, losers, it's Universes Beyond: Baby Geniuses and there's half a dozen Modern staples and three $100+ reprints in here, so what the fuck are you going to do about it?
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Come back here you fucking coward
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mystery Wrestling: In Your Mom's House
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Eric Schmitt is your uncle who screams at Jeopardy contestants for not knowing anything about sports and then loses his entire 401K trying to get on the Forbes 400 via DraftKings
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
But does Floyd the Barber cut your hair?
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I believe in restorative justice and also violating the Geneva Conventions so after the revolution instead of Nuremberg 2 our tormentors will be forced to watch Mr. Rogers 24/7 until they repent
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The nuclear codes
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Mom, can we have Final Destination 5?" "We have Final Destination 5 at home" Final Destination 5 at home:
Comments from a Reddit thread:

samuraisports37:
"Forrest Gump screenwriter Eric Roth completed a screenplay for a potential Gump sequel that included events like the AIDS crisis, the O.J. Simpson car chase and the Oklahoma City bombing. Roth submitted the screenplay on September 10th, 2001, 9/11 happened the next day, and the project was scrapped entirely."

Alladin_Payne:
"It needs to be made. The final scene is Forest stumbling into an office, and Robert Pattinson is standing by the window."
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Today's my birthday, I don't have a lot going for me right now, I'm just going to leave this here: Venmo/CashApp SamFeeleyPBP
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I've been accused of faking my AuDHD twice. I'd never fake something that has repeatedly hurt me. If I was never diagnosed or held back by the "supports" I got as a kid, I would be much better off. My wife and dad are arguably more ND than I am and they've gotten through life just fine without them.
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don't mean this to be overreach but would you possibly allow me to help?
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I didn't get my associate's untilI I was 27. I got my bachelor's at 30. There's no way I can directly tell a hiring manager "These are the circumstances, it wasn't my fault or choice, please consider what I'm able to do in light of what I wasn't able to do." So happy birthday week to me I guess.
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
And it definitely doesn't help that I'm even less likely to be considered for the jobs I want because my resume doesn't look like that of most candidates, largely due to my parents robbing me of my agency and shackling me with "supports" that did more harm than good when I was diagnosed with ASD.
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If the only punishment you get for a comment like that is a shot of a SeatGeek ad, you have it fucking made. A colleague said perhaps New England isn't the best audience for bigger personalities like that, but there's no sense in relocating if I can't find enough work, announcing and otherwise.
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I will never hate guys like Jason Bennetti and John Kruk, but after watching that Riley Greene clip I'm seriously depressed because they make a living saying the kind of stuff on regional and national broadcasts that has caused me to lose D2 and D3 gigs because it's "too personal" or "off topic."
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
30 to 50 Feral Sphinxes
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Directed by Brian De Palma
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christopher Moltisanti is that you
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That's why I massively scaled back my plans to do card shows. They're 90% Pokemon while my inventory is 99% Magic. I'd do much better at shows like @oceanstatecardcon.bsky.social where there are people playing games too and not just to buy shit, but most shows like that cost too much for what I have
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL POPCORN BUCKET CODY RHODES
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Magic: The Gathering (2028, colorized)
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's touring band will return in Avengers: Doomsday
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We are running out of sentences
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
f e e d t h e m b a g a i n
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Feed themb
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Therapy was a motherfucker. I'm pushing myself so much with little or no help from others. It feels like a coordinated gaslightning effort. If I could blow it all up and start over somewhere else I would, but I don't really have a safe landing spot.
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Got any grapes
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I should call her
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Live Laugh Love Your hate Your Faith lost You Are now One Of us
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Black Saturday in full effect, now with all black Air Force 1s The best deck, the best tokens, the best sponsor @shippingshield.bsky.social and the man with the worst luck imaginable about to take on the @starcitygames.bsky.social #SCGBaltimore 5K RCQ. @jackboxgames.com acknowledge me and my pins
A bearded man with glasses and bas
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It has now been 0 days without getting another "You definitely sound like a sports announcer" compliment. It is also 38 years, 50 weeks and 1 day without knowing what the fuck that means other than "I'm loud."
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
When you're in a car full of gamers and you need the driver side back seat so you won't compress your pacer
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
@sailorastera.bsky.social How DARE they disrespect Ami
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Same kid
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thank you for resubscribing to New York Mets trauma facts! Did you know the Mets traded Pete Crow Armstrong for two months of Javier Baez?
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Year 3 on the mic for Babson College as the Beavs women's volleyball squad take on Lasell at 6 p.m. on FloSports. If you're in need of a PBP or PA announcer with 20 years of experience, visit linktr.ee/LSP37 so I can proceed to give you what you need. #playbyplay #sports #broadcasting #announcer
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thank you for unsubscribing from Jace Beleren trauma facts. You are now subscribed to New York Mets trauma facts. Did you know the Pittsburgh Pirates have won more NL East titles than the Mets despite not playing in the NL East since 1994?
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Just today?
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Gib
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
TODAYBOR DAY IS LABOR DAY Come play Jackbox and do not do any other types of work this day! www.youtube.com/live/GMAai9i... (DISCLAIMER: Fakin It All Night Long is on the agenda, viewer discretion advised)
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Jackbox Labor Dabor Let's Play(bor) - LSP Game Day(bor), 9.7.2026
YouTube video by LSP
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I was talking about the muffin turd specifically but yes English muffins as a whole too
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Those used to be my favorite part of breakfast as a kid.
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Prowess wins back to back Spotlights, which of course means I will get eaten alive playing the deck in Bmore this weekend.
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
And what does Weird Al's "My Baby's In Love with Eddie Vedder" remind you of
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
And that's not even counting DDR lol
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