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@samfeeleypbp.bsky.social
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Carolina Reaper on the neurospicy Scoville scale. MTG/MLB The Show/Jackbox/poker player, sports announcer, literal unc. Opinions mine et al. @shippingshield.bsky.social affiliate - use code LSP10 for 10% off linktr.ee/LSP37

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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 2h
Come back here you fucking coward
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Eric Schmitt is your uncle who screams at Jeopardy contestants for not knowing anything about sports and then loses his entire 401K trying to get on the Forbes 400 via DraftKings
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Mom, can we have Final Destination 5?" "We have Final Destination 5 at home" Final Destination 5 at home:
Comments from a Reddit thread:

samuraisports37:
"Forrest Gump screenwriter Eric Roth completed a screenplay for a potential Gump sequel that included events like the AIDS crisis, the O.J. Simpson car chase and the Oklahoma City bombing. Roth submitted the screenplay on September 10th, 2001, 9/11 happened the next day, and the project was scrapped entirely."

Alladin_Payne:
"It needs to be made. The final scene is Forest stumbling into an office, and Robert Pattinson is standing by the window."
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Today's my birthday, I don't have a lot going for me right now, I'm just going to leave this here: Venmo/CashApp SamFeeleyPBP
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I will never hate guys like Jason Bennetti and John Kruk, but after watching that Riley Greene clip I'm seriously depressed because they make a living saying the kind of stuff on regional and national broadcasts that has caused me to lose D2 and D3 gigs because it's "too personal" or "off topic."
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL POPCORN BUCKET CODY RHODES
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Magic: The Gathering (2028, colorized)
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's touring band will return in Avengers: Doomsday
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Therapy was a motherfucker. I'm pushing myself so much with little or no help from others. It feels like a coordinated gaslightning effort. If I could blow it all up and start over somewhere else I would, but I don't really have a safe landing spot.
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Live Laugh Love Your hate Your Faith lost You Are now One Of us
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Black Saturday in full effect, now with all black Air Force 1s The best deck, the best tokens, the best sponsor @shippingshield.bsky.social and the man with the worst luck imaginable about to take on the @starcitygames.bsky.social #SCGBaltimore 5K RCQ. @jackboxgames.com acknowledge me and my pins
A bearded man with glasses and bas
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It has now been 0 days without getting another "You definitely sound like a sports announcer" compliment. It is also 38 years, 50 weeks and 1 day without knowing what the fuck that means other than "I'm loud."
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
When you're in a car full of gamers and you need the driver side back seat so you won't compress your pacer
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Year 3 on the mic for Babson College as the Beavs women's volleyball squad take on Lasell at 6 p.m. on FloSports. If you're in need of a PBP or PA announcer with 20 years of experience, visit linktr.ee/LSP37 so I can proceed to give you what you need. #playbyplay #sports #broadcasting #announcer
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
TODAYBOR DAY IS LABOR DAY Come play Jackbox and do not do any other types of work this day! www.youtube.com/live/GMAai9i... (DISCLAIMER: Fakin It All Night Long is on the agenda, viewer discretion advised)
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Jackbox Labor Dabor Let's Play(bor) - LSP Game Day(bor), 9.7.2026
YouTube video by LSP
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Prowess wins back to back Spotlights, which of course means I will get eaten alive playing the deck in Bmore this weekend.
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
September Magic events at PlayNow Westborough! Hobbit box toppers for 1st place at all paid entry events with at least 20 players! (while supplies last)
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Need to buy new computer Email custom builder Describe needs Get reply
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Seth Moulton made my sticker not stick.
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Is this a kink podcast
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
On today's episode of "Kid Mayor," in the wake of the Google Maps/Lake Ontario fiasco, Zohran renames Broadway "Sergey Brin Eats Corn the Long Way" just to prove a point.
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Found on top of a urinal at the famous family friendly restaurant chain Buffalo Wild Wings
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
In the wake of recent events and *gestures broadly at everything* just remember... Communism is just a red herring.
A scene from Clue (1985) with Tim Curry in the center of the shot surrounded by other cast members
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
They got the wrong 80 year old celebrity again
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Behold the three genders
Screenshot from the Homestar Runner Wiki with three depictions of Homestar: (top to bottom) wearing several lanyards, on a leash, with shards of glass on his face
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
🎵🎵 It's Fuck Your Boardstate Friday You Fucking Losers 🎵🎵
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
When guys like Eric Collins, Jason Benetti, John Kruk, Gary Cohen, Keith Hernandez and Ron Darling (whom I all love btw) say the kinds things on air (that I love btw) that cause clients not to bring me back because they're "too personal" (this is how I've announced for 20 years)
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I shudder to think what horrific experience compels someone to pay for USPS Ground Advantage shipping - in-state, no less - for a $4.50 card.
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
In Reality Fracture, 9/11 doesn't happen and Ellen DeGeneres's show is still on the air today
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Me going to tournaments wearing blue t-shirts, using an Ancestral Recall playmat and putting blue sleeves on my red aggro decks for a damn decade
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Time to go back to Ye Olde Mono Redde for the first weekend of RCQs?
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
"We need to protect the integrity of women's sports" shout men who don't attend their own daughters' field hockey games
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
(To the tune of "Personal Jesus" by Depeche Mode) Your own Personal Greyhound Someone to watch you poop Someone to boop
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My Picnic Basket Comes to Life and Rails Me in a Sundress by Hugo Award Winner and USA Today Best Selling Author Chuc- wait what do you mean this is a real Hollywood film
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
In my time as a TCG vendor I have never been as upset about a card in my inventory losing value as I have been ecstatic when some random card jumps in price enough - doesn't have to be a massive spike either - that I can warrant taking it out of my bulk boxes.
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Not even my off days are off days
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
"I never thought Chalices would counter MY spells" sobs woman who voted for the Chalices Countering People's Spells party #MTGO #mtg #modern #prowess
A game of Magic: The Gathering Online. A Fight Rigging player has 8 life remaining, a Chalice of the Void with one charge counter, a Fanatic of Rhonas and three lands in play. An Izzet Prowess player has 16 life remaining, a Monastery Swiftspear, two Monk creature tokens, a Cori-Steel Cutter and three lands in play, with three one-mana spells in hand. The Fight Rigging player casts Slumbering Trudge with zero as the value for X, and the Chalice of the Void trigger counters it.
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Hey look things
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
My boomer-ass boomer parents: You're so good at [a dying profession with dwindling respectable openings, forcing you to take soul-crushing Keynesian makework jobs to keep the lights on, because of decisions we took out of your hands 30 years ago based on shitty information]! Me: Thanks (derogatory)
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Canon sets will get way more love than they did five years ago because of UB fatigue. If Nemesis came out today we'd react this same way because it wasn't a shareholder value-induced fever dream with seven different versions of Gus Fring.
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
POV: You've traveled back in time to 2016 to warn people about the horrors of the Trump Administrations but they just want to play Modern
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Yesterday I made the biggest single-card sale of my vending career and it's all thanks to @manapool.com (via recommendation from @shippingshield.bsky.social) - it's great to have an alternative to a certain union-busting TCG marketplace and hopefully I can keep up the momentum!
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Universes Beyond if Reagan was never elected president
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The Rockies setting their single game franchise record for runs in any park other than Coors is like Elvis winning his only Grammy in the gospel category.
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Doing the thing at @oceanstatecardcon.bsky.social. We have wares if you have coin. @shippingshield.bsky.social
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
If you're going to be near West Warwick, RI on Sunday (perhaps for an international sporting event nearby?) then come to @oceanstatecardcon.bsky.social at the West Warwick Civic Center! Yours truly is buying and selling Magic and other TCGs! www.oceanstatecardcon.com
oceanstatecardcon.com
Ocean State Card Con | Rhode Island Trading Card Convention
Join collectors, players, and vendors at Rhode Island's premier trading card convention. Pokemon, Magic the Gathering, Digimon and more!
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
@jonbois.bsky.social Magic: The Gathering 17776 spinoff when
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Broadcast Rambler @samfeeleypbp.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I may not be able to bring fascist politicians and economy and environment destroying billionaires to justice but I can make Amulet Titan players on #MTGO go through the motions. When you have the power to hold people accountable for their crimes, use it.
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