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Samalytical

@samalytical.bsky.social
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Scientist, Gamer, Professional Bad Decision Maker. {He/Him} Pan 🍳 Twitch Pride Guild 🌈 Cosmic Hearts🪐 Business: samalytical@gmail.com

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Samalytical @samalytical.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It feels like it's all coming to an end in Disco Elysium. Both Literally and metaphysically... Live Now to buy some dice and pass some checks Oh and maybe solve a murder? www.twitch.tv/samalytical
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Chumps Disappoint Odin | Streaming valheim.
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Samalytical @samalytical.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🧠Tue 7pm Wrapping up Disco Elysium? 🤖Thu 7pm Heavily requested, my unspoiled first playthrough of SOMA 🕵️‍♂️Friday First 7pm Eldritch Investigations in Chat's Choice: The Darkside Detective 🎃Sat NO STREAM
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Samalytical @samalytical.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Chaos Chumps are heading into the afterlife to disappoint Odin! Live Now to create a character, and then dive face-first into being bad at a whole new survival crafter! www.twitch.tv/samalytical
An illustrated image of a forest with a large stone sword in the background. Three characters in viking garb are standing in the image. Two have the faces of Paul (masc with a beard and brown hair) and Joe (masc with a moustache and glasses and brown hair) superimposed onto them. They are looking towards a seated figure with the face of Sam, a masc with a bald head and red beard, who looks towards the camera
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arandomelle @arandomelle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Join me and @ampersandd20.bsky.social persandd20.bsky.social as we take on couples therapy in It Takes Two! It's Two on Tuesday time!!! #twitch #streamer #ittakestwo #gaming twitch.tv/arandomelle
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arandomelle - Twitch
Northern UK-based variety streamer. Comfort games: Mass Effect 1-3, Fallout 4, No Man's Sky, Skyrim. — arandomelle streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their commu...
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Samalytical @samalytical.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
📒Tue 7pm (#AD) Hot, poly coworkers keep showing up in Ledgerbound! 🧠Thu 7pm Hunting a sniper who's also a peeping Tom, or, potentially, neither... Disco Elysium is confusing! 📝Sat 2pm Almost Scary Season, so I've some jumpscares to set up as we Co-Work! 🪓Sun 6pm Chumps run headfirst into Valheim!
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Samalytical @samalytical.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Of all the moments, in 4h of playing a game where the protagonist is fully wimpled up... Twitch has chosen the approximately 30s where she is Nude for the thumbnail
A screenshot of a Twitch stream from Samalytical, the screen shows a nude woman in a darkly lit room with an open fire. Sam, a bald man with a red beard, is to the left in a cutout. There is a green background behind all elements
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Samalytical @samalytical.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
An Eastern Orthodox Nun who hears the voice of the Devil? Strange visions thrust upon us as we simply try to deliver a letter on our bike? Surely Indika is a simple platformer with no underlying messages for us to confront... perfect Saturday afternoon fare! www.twitch.tv/samalytical
A group of Russian Orthodox Nuns in black robes with greyscale faces are laughing in an exaggerated manner, showing missing teeth and wrinkled faces. Each has a yellow halo behind their head apart from the centre one they are all facing who has the face of Sam, a bald man with a red beard, looking scared. The game title "Indika" is at the bottom of the image.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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pastel 🦇🩷 @pastelbat90.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hey folks, for BHM - I wanna directly support a UK Black disabled person/people in need 🩷. This is a call out for anyone who may need support so we can try do what we can. Reply, send a dm, @ a friend (with permission). Let's all support each other 🌺
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Samalytical @samalytical.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Live being a menace in the Water Kingdom
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Samalytical @samalytical.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ugh I'm randomly mad about Alan Turing again
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Samalytical @samalytical.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
📒Tue 7pm The workplace polycule continues in Ledgerbound (#AD) 🧠Thu 7pm Well, everything was blown out of the water last week. Who knows what's happening in Disco Elysium?! 🪆Sat 2pm Bad Habits all around in 19th-Century Russia as we step into the shoes of Indika, a nun with some acute devil issues
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Samalytical @samalytical.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If you come talk to me in the coffee shop you better be bringing a dog or other animal along, otherwise I will hiss at you
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Samalytical @samalytical.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Liiiiiiiink what have you done? You're a little kokiri boy, And your saving Hyrule Oh, Nay-ru
An image of the great fairy from the legend of zelda ocarina of time remake, who beats a striking resemblance to Chappell Roan
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Samalytical @samalytical.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Serious Combat and Serious HR Violations! It's more Ledgerbound! (#AD) www.twitch.tv/samalytical
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Kris Asks: Who Reported Me To HR? (Small Achievable Goals)
ALT: Kris Asks: Who Reported Me To HR? (Small Achievable Goals)
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Samalytical @samalytical.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
📒Tue 7pm Back in Ledgerbound(#AD) flirting with my coworkers! Which would be an HR issue...if one wasn't the HR Rep! 🧠Thu 7pm I feel we're making progress in Disco Elysium! Looking forward to being disabused of that notion... 🧘‍♀️SAT - STREAM SKIP REDEEMED I have a movie to watch and report back on!
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Samalytical @samalytical.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
📒Tue 7pm Back in Ledgerbound(#AD) flirting with my coworkers! Which would be an HR issue...if one wasn't the HR Rep! 🧠Thu 7pm I feel we're making progress in Disco Elysium! Looking forward to being disabused of that notion... 🧘‍♀️SAT - STREAM SKIP REDEEMED I have a movie to watch and report back on!
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ash 🪻 @ashiirosee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Starting tomorrow (with some encouragement from pals) I am doing a little push so that I can apply to the Bandai Namco Creator Program! To improve my chances of getting into the program I need to have a maintained 30+ CCV for the next couple of months! www.twitch.tv/ashiirosee
A flyer promoting Ash's Bandai Namco Creator Program Push. 

It reads: 
hi! I’m Ash (she/they) and I’m a disabled + queer variety gaming creator with a focus on JRPGs and soulslikes! I’ve been streaming on Twitch for nearly 7 years and one of my major goals this year is to be able to apply to the Bandai Namco Creator Program! I’m ready to start growing our little community on Twitch (and maybe reach Partner one day too) <3 

the goal:
hold a maintained 30CCV for 2-3 months

ways you can help:
lurk and hang out
raid into the stream
get to streams early
share my social media posts
spread the word!"

The flyer also features Ash's profile photo as well as an illustration of mushrooms in the corner of the photo.
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Cosmic Hearts @cosmicheartsteam.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Oh, what's that? New Cosmic Hearts Team members? And six of them?! This is our biggest intake in several years, please give a warm welcome to our newest cosmos ✨
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Samalytical @samalytical.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Another case to solve, this time with ghosts! Criminals cower in fear as they hear the pitter-patter of my webbed feet approaching! The Duck Detective is back! www.twitch.tv/samalytical
An illustrated image of a detectives office with pictures and notes on the wall connected by red sdtring.
Sam, a man with a red beard, has their face superimposed over the body of a figure in a brown coat and green tie with rounded, white hands. He is wearing a wide brimmed hat and has a beak for a nose. The figure is sat at a desk writing notes in front of a computer
The game title is in the lower left
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Samalytical @samalytical.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Nothing stands between the world and the forces of evil except a woman, her hawk, a couple of mages, some heavy infantry, a castle, another castle, pretty much the entire forces of a whole kingdom... Okay, this sounded more epic when I first started envisioning it... www.twitch.tv/samalytical
Epic fantasy cover showing three armored heroes—a woman with a hawk, a knight holding a flaming black-red orb, and a third figure with Sam's face, that of a bald man with red beard, superimposed
The background is a battlefield filled with soldiers and large demonic creatures emerging from a portal
The title "Songs of Silence" is in the bottom left.
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AmpersandD20 (TTRPG Designer) @ampersandd20.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
LIVE and with all 4 elements @arandomelle.bsky.social @feyearth.bsky.social @samalytical.bsky.social continue their journey through the world of AVATAR. Tonight they head to the Northern Water Tribe. Only on the AmpersandD20 twitch channel. www.twitch.tv/ampersandd20
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D&D Homebrew Havoc: Tales from Tordronnen E45 | Streaming tabletop rpgs.
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Samalytical @samalytical.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Finally, a game honouring the true heroes of the world, Insurance Adjusters! We are diving face-first into Ben St... (My lawyers have advised me against continuing this joke...) ...Into Ledgerbound! Thanks to @mooncat.games for the key! #AD
Sam, a man with a red beard, is superimposed onto a female body with long red hair. he is staring at the camera with a look of confusion while being surrounded by a group of various fantasy characters including an elf, a demon man, a vagrant, a cat girl, a dragon lady, a robot, a monstrous dark lady and a cat man.
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Samalytical @samalytical.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Remember to vote for your favourite mental health streamer... 😎
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Samalytical @samalytical.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
📒Tue 7pm Balancing Books and Kissing Ben Starr in Ledgerbound #AD 🧠Thu 7pm Maybe solving murder, maybe mental breakthrough. Disco Elysium 🦅Fri 1st 7pm A woman, her hawk, a whole army to wage turn-based war. Chat chose Songs of Silence 🦆Sat 2pm Another case, can we Quack it? More Duck Detective
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Samalytical @samalytical.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Six Years?? I've stuck to something for SIX YEARS?! Come celebrate with me as we play a bunch of community games and cause general chaos in tribute to this wonderful and weird community I have somehow put together! www.twitch.tv/samalytical
Banner celebrating Sammiversary 6 — "Tagline Pending", with colorful confetti, a yellow Crowd Control logo at top left, a floating red crewmate icon from Among Us, and characters from Peak, Big Walk and Super Battle Golf.
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Samalytical @samalytical.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Six Years?? I've stuck to something for SIX YEARS?! Come celebrate with me as we play a bunch of community games and cause general chaos in tribute to this wonderful and weird community I have somehow put together! www.twitch.tv/samalytical
Banner celebrating Sammiversary 6 — "Tagline Pending", with colorful confetti, a yellow Crowd Control logo at top left, a floating red crewmate icon from Among Us, and characters from Peak, Big Walk and Super Battle Golf.
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Samalytical @samalytical.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Okay, I know I am technically supposed to be solving a murder in Disco Elysium... But is nobody the least curious about the random man living in the rafters of a church? Or what it truly means to be HARDCORE TO THE MEGA?! Just me? www.twitch.tv/samalytical
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Egg Head Disco Elysium Hardcore Dance
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Samalytical @samalytical.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Once again staring at Sam from the past for the content creation decisions they made! Once again staring at Future Sam asking them what they want me to do, I'm doing my best!
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Samalytical @samalytical.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Master Oogway: IT IS TIME
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Samalytical @samalytical.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Twitch continues in its impeccable ability to choose the absolute worst thumbnails for me
A thumbnail from Sam's Twitch stream, he is looking at the camera with a silly expression
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Samalytical @samalytical.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Believe it or not (I don't), I am through to Round 2 of the Rising Stars awards for the Mental Health category! You can vote here to force me closer to finally accepting that what I do really is making a difference: forms.gle/mQtKHq4Y2yhe... <3
Sam, a red bearded masc with a bald head, smiles at the camera from within a polaroid shaped frame. The words "Mental Health Nominee Samalytical" are written on the frame. The logo for the Rising Stars awards is in the top left corner. The background is green and blue swirls
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Rising Stars Award 💫 @rsawardshow.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
⚠️ ROUND TWO VOTING NOW OPEN ⚠️ 🫵 You can use your vote to help decide who will make it into the TOP FIVE and enter the final round of voting Round 2 will be open until AUGUST 31st at 11 PM Eastern ⏰ Click Here to Vote ↝ 🌐 🔗 forms.gle/mQtKHq4Y2yhe...
Purple, Pink, and Blue Announcement poster. At the top it has the Rising Stars Award logo with "2026 Award Show" written in white below it. In a text box in the middle it says "Round Two Voting Now Open!!"
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Samalytical @samalytical.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Believe it or not (I don't), I am through to Round 2 of the Rising Stars awards for the Mental Health category! You can vote here to force me closer to finally accepting that what I do really is making a difference: forms.gle/mQtKHq4Y2yhe... <3
Sam, a red bearded masc with a bald head, smiles at the camera from within a polaroid shaped frame. The words "Mental Health Nominee Samalytical" are written on the frame. The logo for the Rising Stars awards is in the top left corner. The background is green and blue swirls
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"If we want people to stop using AI, we need to help them come up with alternatives for what they use it for." THINKING. WITH YOUR BRAIN. THAT'S THE ALTERNATIVE.
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Samalytical @samalytical.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
🎴Tue 7pm Given up trying to predict what's gonna happen in Inscryption Something, probably, let's find out! 🧠Thu 7pm We are getting HARDCORE TO THE MEGA in Disco Elysium 🍾Sat 2pm Six Years of Affiliate?! We will be celebrating in the time-honoured fashion with Community Games and Community Chaos!™️
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Samalytical @samalytical.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I've got a stream anniversary in a week... I should probably plan that! Live now for our monthly Co-Working session! Bring a hot drink or beverage of choice and lets get shit done!! www.twitch.tv/samalytical
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Seal Mischievous
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Samalytical @samalytical.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Getting the simultaneous urges to start Stardew Valley again and also pick up a MTG habit And I can't explain how devastating both of those would be to my productivity on their own... let alone together
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Samalytical @samalytical.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
For the record, I do not like feeling this way. They are all capable and bright but somewhere along the line the initiative to go look yourself before asking someone else never got passed on. Which would be fine, sorta, if it didn't mean one person having to field the minor queries of tens
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Samalytical @samalytical.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I feel myself turning into a grumpy old man every day with my younger reports. The phrase "I don't know, let me check for you in the place you also have access to" can only be phrased a limited number of ways that aren't HR violating...
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Samalytical @samalytical.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
After last week, when we were basically playing an entirely different game, I officially have zero clue what's going on in Inscryption! Err... there's a robot now? 🤷‍♀️ www.twitch.tv/samalytical
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P03 Inscryption
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Samalytical @samalytical.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Another Week, Another Schedule, Another week in the presence of Greatness! 🎴Tue 7pm Okay, so... WTF is happening in Inscryption?! 🧠Thu 7pm Back to the existential dread machine that is Disco Elysium 📝Sat 2pm I have a Stream-a-Versary to plan, also a bunch of other stuff... I need an assistant 😅
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Samalytical @samalytical.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I'm so excited/honoured to make it through to round 2! 💜 (vote for me August 24tg...I'll remind you don't worry! 😂)
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Samalytical @samalytical.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My favourite part of my phone screaming at me to not use barbecues was how it did it 2 minutes previously as well, but in Welsh! Gave me enough time to chill out a little before it went "HAHA PSYCH!!"
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Samalytical @samalytical.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Hello, welcome to Vanderboom House Let me take your coat and lock it in our improbable closet; you'll need human blood and 1/5 of a spoon set to unlock it again later. All part of the service, not to worry! Live Now w/ Servant of the Lake (Thanks @rustylake.com for the Key) www.twitch.tv/samalytical
Thumbnail titled "Servant of the Lake" showing a maid in a Victorian apron with a Sam's face (A bald man with a red beard) pasted onto it, standing before a columned house, with a horse-drawn carriage and driver at left; "#AD" appears in the lower-right.
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Samalytical @samalytical.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I am reliably informed it's going to piss it down next week. Source? Some guy I work with's friend from Serbia is coming to visit and it's literally never not pissed it down when she's here. "That doesn't sound very scientifically based Sam" Honestly with the way the world's going I'll take omens
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Samalytical @samalytical.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
We completed one run at Inscryption with minimal issues once I discovered immortal squirrels! I assume the second run will be just as easy! Come find out how wrong I end up being... www.twitch.tv/samalytical
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Inscryption Stoat
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Samalytical @samalytical.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"... And I've decided that is more important to me" - the assumed unspoken rest of the quote
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Samalytical @samalytical.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Finding it really hard to concentrate in work before my morning coffee. Finally though I've got a small break in which I can go grab a coffee! *picks up suspiciously heavy mug, that it turns out is full of coffee* ... Well how was I supposed to remember I'd done that, in my decaffeinated state?!
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Nicholas Kole @nicholaskole.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
enshittification ouroboros
the anti-ai symbol, where ai is depicted as an ouroboros, defecating and devouring it's own feces, while stabbing itself through the heartthe anti-ai symbol, where ai is depicted as an ouroboros, defecating and devouring it's own feces, while stabbing itself through the heart
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