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Sam-I-Am

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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 3h
I saw this now you have to
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 5h
Went looking for Link's take on this, and he was banned? Live by the sword, I guess…
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 6h
I'm kinda fully over that "the British conquered the world for spices and don't use any of them" joke because for one, you cannot recycle material for 5 straight generations and get a laugh worth a damn but also because in order to make it you have to agree with Tommy Robinson about who is British
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 29/09/2026
They had a grand total of ONE showing at my local cinema, at 6pm on a Tuesday. Totally flubbed it.
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 29/09/2026
Fucksake did Blockenheimer get nuked?
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 28/09/2026
Someone's helping me recuperate after overdoing it this weekend
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 27/09/2026
@andraswf.bsky.social Leó Szilárd mentioned
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
cuth pube
A sign that attempts to spell out "the Cube pub" by shifting the B in Cube down with the PU right before it and TH before the E.
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 25/09/2026
Mooching round Regent's Park
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm not clicking the video but this is already a perfect reaction image
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 24/09/2026
Got my VPN (Vigilant Pusscat Network) up and running
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 24/09/2026
Today's mood link.deezer.com/s/34ulvd9Ry5...
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Je Mettrais Bien Le Feu
Pogo Car Crash Control - song - 2025
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 23/09/2026
Sobbing, got home and waiting on the doormat is the wallet I lost in London over a week ago. Everything's still in there, including the irreplaceable photo booth pictures of the kids I thought I'd lost for ever. Posted back anonymously. Taking it as a sign that the twunts out there won't win.
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 23/09/2026
It's telling that a family member sent this to me before I even had a chance to see it on the timeline
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 23/09/2026
Wondering when they'll restrict access to gambling websites/apps in the same way they're doing for social media. Let alone banning all the adverts everywhere.
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 23/09/2026
@middleearth.quest I assume I can only interact with the last message sent? I only saw the second message when I woke up, missed the first one
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 22/09/2026
I somehow imagined this had already happened soon after Tolkien's death. A huge oversight now happily to be corrected. www.westminster-abbey.org/abbey-news/a...
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Abbey to honour J.R.R. Tolkien  | Westminster Abbey
A major new memorial celebrating Tolkien’s creative vision and storytelling by artist Stephen Broadbent will be revealed at a dedication ceremony in Spring 2027.
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 22/09/2026
Best rant I've read in years 👏🏻 www.reddit.com/r/audiophile...
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I have to get something off my chest after years in this hobby.
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 22/09/2026
Autoimmune stuff + menopause = osteoporosis, apparently. Which is fun. I fall over all the time, it's my natural state of being. Maybe I need to be bubble wrapped?
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A digital illustration based on a scene from the German Expressionist silent film Metropolis (1927). What we see is a robot woman seated in a chair, colored in gradated maroon shades. She's a shiny brass color in a sculptural art deco style staring implacably or incomprehendingly outward. Two sockets on either side of her head and many such other sockets on the chair have wires leading away out of frame. The background, colored in shades of blue is divided into radial sections with lightning bolt edges. (All these colors are purely notional as the source material is all black and white.)Around the chair and the robot are four sets of equally-spaced concentric triple rings or some sort of energy or electricity. Riding the top edges of these rings is jaggedy, electric lettering reading 'Maybe it will happen today'.
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 21/09/2026
Drove through Braintree for the first time in a while, and I think there's now more flags than people. Two on EVERY lamppost and quite a few street signs, which definitely isn't at all distracting on a breezy day. Oh well, I guess they're winning the war on woke *swerves round all the potholes*
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 20/09/2026
Asteroids. So many wasted hours, probably the first thing in my life I had a real addiction to. Which pretty much describes me as a gamer, when I enjoy a game I play it for hours at a time until I've beaten it/get sick of it.
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Asteroids Atari Classic Gameplay
ALT: Asteroids Atari Classic Gameplay
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 20/09/2026
The face of someone who ate a spider then puked it up in 5 different places
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 20/09/2026
Mmmm, forbidden snacks
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 19/09/2026
Posh restaurant down in Bath, we were visiting for our first anniversary. Ordered loads because I was starving. Starter was served, I took one look and puked everywhere. Found out the next day I was pregnant and it was the morning sickness kicking in.
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 18/09/2026
Remember when you thought dolphins were cute and not nature's freaks? arstechnica.com/science/2026...
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A dolphin named Bubbles makes other fish vomit, then eats it
Dolphins are predators and actively hunt their prey, whether it's been stolen from another species or not.”...
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 18/09/2026
Oh actually I've had fun shouting abuse at the RAF Barnham nonces this summer every time I drive past. They even have an ice cream van they converted into a nonce-mobile (I wish I was joking). Not been arrested yet, surprisingly. Ah well, it's the little things that make life worthwhile
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 18/09/2026
So what was going on during my Bluesky holiday? Well, my son just finished his Masters at Essex Uni, and is on course to get a distinction overall. Obviously this renders him unemployable these days, but at least he can now program in R and run data analytics!
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 18/09/2026
Maybe I'll enjoy being back on Bluesky after all…
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 18/09/2026
They'd be amazed I survived, and even more amazed I have kids. Most of all though I think they'd be inspired by me to make every effort to do things differently from now on because they deserve better from the people around them, who I hope they'd cut out of their lives for ever.
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 17/09/2026
Seeing as we're all going to hell in a fucking handbasket I might as well come along for the ride
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