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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 6h
bsky.app/profile/poll...
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 6h
bsky.app/profile/fien...
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 12h
me irl
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 12h
I told you That we could fly 'Cause we all have wings But some of us don't know why link.deezer.com/s/34Bi15pkdG...
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Never Tear Us Apart
INXS - song - 1987
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 05/10/2026
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 05/10/2026
This video goes hard, loving the song too. Come to East Anglia, we need decent bands playing here!
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 05/10/2026
Definitely saw it on VHS in the UK, would have been the early 1980s I think?
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 05/10/2026
'Sam? It's Wifeman Sam, we can't move right now, the wife currents are fucked Sam' (Yes I have been playing too much Death Stranding 2)
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Post Harry Potter art, I'm blocking you without hesitation. I don't care what the excuse is, don't support monsters.
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 05/10/2026
Introducing Chris Wifeman, have you heard about his wife?
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Old Testament prequel. "In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth" is just so underwhelming. What happened before that? What was his motivation? What was Gollum up to during that time? All those questions and more will be answered in Testament: Minus One, coming to an IMAX near you
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 04/10/2026
Running on fumes to get to where petrol is 161.9
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 04/10/2026
Ah crap, not surprised but still
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 04/10/2026
Pfft I can't increase what I don't have, plus I've been relearning archery. You'll all need more than a 20% boost
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 04/10/2026
Unlimited arrows, please and thank you. I always used to be a good shot and I've been taking lessons over the summer
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 04/10/2026
Sunburn! at the rugby. In October. 🫪
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 04/10/2026
Morning stretches
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 03/10/2026
I do love an easy block
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 03/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFqh...
youtube.com
Bob Vylan - We Live Here
YouTube video by Bob Vylan
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 03/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Elb...
youtube.com
Bob Vylan - I Heard You Want Your Country Back (live)
YouTube video by artofthestate punk
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Delaney King (She/Her/Whomst) @delaneyking.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Eowyn: I AM NO MAN. Rohan rider 1: stiddy on cuz, we are mostly wimin here, eh? Rohan rider 3: heaps of wimmin bro. Rohan rider 2: yiss, it's true! They didn't have enough wimin riders so they stuck beard on us, hey. Look at thus beard, it's fake as. Witch King of Angmar:... Fuck.
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 03/10/2026
Love Islington Assembly Rooms, but it was too small a venue. Problem is they didn't sell it out, so with <1000 people you're gonna be fucked wherever you go. They even had the curtains across the back half of the room to kill the echoes.
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 03/10/2026
Anyway, Drink the Sea were an… interesting band, lots of ideas from music vets smooshed together that mostly worked. Sound was awful though, I was in front of Peter Buck and his guitar was almost all I could hear, I had to go to the back of the upstairs balcony to hear the whole band properly
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 03/10/2026
Got to bed at 3, OH left his alarm on snooze by mistake at 7. I'm in an excellent mood today.
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 03/10/2026
Oh, and apart from the A12 none of it's on Maps or Waze either, and my reporting the road closed did nothing, I've checked and they're still marked open nearly 2 hours later. I'm blaming AI.
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 03/10/2026
There's very few crossings between Essex and Suffolk in my part of the world and guess what, the main one is closed too!
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 03/10/2026
So who's fucking bright idea was it to close the M11 at the North Circular AND the A12? No it's ok, I *love* driving through the wilds of Essex and sitting in 40 minute traffic jams
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 02/10/2026
Me right now
static.klipy.com
Trish Walker (Rachael Taylor) Running
ALT: Trish Walker (Rachael Taylor) Running
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 02/10/2026
Girding my loins and pulling on my waders…
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 02/10/2026
Happy Notaversary!
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 02/10/2026
Going to a gig today and I have the wobbles. Doesn't help that I passed out at the last gig I went to, and this time I'm going on my own because OH is on call. I know I'll be fine, why brain stupid?
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 01/10/2026
Oh hold on he was born in West Yorkshire, point still stands as he's not on the map
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 01/10/2026
Gotta be really out of date, Ed Sheeran (🤢) is from Suffolk and surely he's better selling than Brian Eno
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 01/10/2026
Hard agree, husband and I are seeing the same in our respective areas.
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Giant Cats of Dunbar 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @giantcatsdunbar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
come hither, giant moggy, with your magnificent paws, and sing for the present before it shall fail, pile on your platter a mountain of beef for tis hunting and eating which brings you relief, so fill up your belly, as time passes quickly, Giant Moggy of Dunbar. -Anon
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Fonodroom @fonodroom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@michaelmcguk.bsky.social makes really immersive ambient mixes, and the latest one is no exception! Featuring tracks by @snufmumriko.bsky.social and @oldamica.bsky.social from our releases, check it out www.mixcloud.com/michaelmcguk...
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 01/10/2026
It was better 30 years ago, sadly. There was definitely progress, but it didn't last.
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 30/09/2026
This flibbertigibbet was almost called Barliman Butterpurr but I was outvoted. Still think it suits his inability to hold a single thought in his bonce.
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 30/09/2026
I saw this now you have to
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 30/09/2026
Tom Bombadildo has entered the chat
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 30/09/2026
Bombadil has seen it all, sadly
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah trying to make the most of it despite the world going to shit, as you do. Nil carborundum illegitimi and all that.
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 30/09/2026
😁 sneaked in quietly hehe, how's things?
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 30/09/2026
Nice.
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 30/09/2026
😲 how do you even get cast as 'picture on a crime wall'? Do you still get paid?
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 30/09/2026
Went looking for Link's take on this, and he was banned? Live by the sword, I guess…
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm kinda fully over that "the British conquered the world for spices and don't use any of them" joke because for one, you cannot recycle material for 5 straight generations and get a laugh worth a damn but also because in order to make it you have to agree with Tommy Robinson about who is British
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 29/09/2026
They had a grand total of ONE showing at my local cinema, at 6pm on a Tuesday. Totally flubbed it.
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 29/09/2026
Fucksake did Blockenheimer get nuked?
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Sam-I-Am @sam.beleriand.social · 29/09/2026
It's reminding me of offshoring, I'm just waiting for the tide to turn so I can cash in on the cleanup.
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