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Fire Vitello @saltynostrils.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The existence of a Martha Stewart Foundayo ad implies the existence of a Snoop ad for Foundayo.

Fire Vitello @saltynostrils.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I would simply keep my national security critical infrastructure within my borders to benefit from deterrence.

Fire Vitello @saltynostrils.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I don’t even know what to say this point. This makes it clear he was a beneficiary of the 2016 Rosneft deal. giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/... US government and Gulf billionaires back Todd Boehly bid for Lukoil assets

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US government and Gulf billionaires back Todd Boehly bid for Lukoil assets

Consortium aims to unseat Carlyle, which struck deal to buy Russian group’s international business in January

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Fire Vitello @saltynostrils.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

TIL San Francisco is not a top 59 city.

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Fire Vitello @saltynostrils.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Chaser www.usnews.com/news/top-new...

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Fire Vitello @saltynostrils.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I would like to say robotaxis have created endless traffic james during Dreamforce. But I’m impressed by the black car drivers inability to navigate SF traffic after 20 odd years.

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Fire Vitello @saltynostrils.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I already spilled food on my shirt before the first early games of the year were over.

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Fire Vitello @saltynostrils.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

It got so hot in SF today that my shitty sink drains actually drained at a reasonable pace.

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Fire Vitello @saltynostrils.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Bessent is taking the same approach as I do when bidding on an old pair of 100% cotton jeans on eBay. I'll raise my bid juuuuust enough to think I'll win, but not deter anyone from countering whatsoever. Game recognizes game.

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Fire Vitello @saltynostrils.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Nobody had a clue as to where to go with their investments, so someone said “let’s make Kirkland meeseeks.” giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/... Meta unveils AI personal assistant linked to WhatsApp and Instagram

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Meta unveils AI personal assistant linked to WhatsApp and Instagram

New ‘agent’ called Muse designed to make customised suggestions based on chats and social media activity

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Metro North Capital @metronorthcapital.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Go for the jugular.

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Fire Vitello @saltynostrils.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Ten minutes into Mayday, I realized it was a live action episode of Archer. That is a compliment.

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Fire Vitello @saltynostrils.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Sitting outside a neighborhood cafe and a middle aged woman is telling stories about her sex club. Today is also the opening day of burning man. In the beforetimes this Venn diagram would not overlap.

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Fire Vitello @saltynostrils.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

It’s great when someone four months into the job finally learns what the job entails.

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Fire Vitello @saltynostrils.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

After a year of absolute chaos at FDA, reason has returned under interim leadership. That will likely end when the next sycophant is confirmed. But at least a few important drugs are getting across the line now.

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Fire Vitello @saltynostrils.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I didn’t have Mark Walter as the Khodorkovsky figure for Trump. What was his actual political action that pissed off Trump?

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Fire Vitello @saltynostrils.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Did Vance even say “thank you” after Ukraine agreed to stop attacks? giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/... JD Vance asked Ukraine to halt strikes on tankers using Russian port

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JD Vance asked Ukraine to halt strikes on tankers using Russian port

Washington alarmed by Kyiv’s campaign on vessels collecting Kazakh oil from Novorossiysk

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Fire Vitello @saltynostrils.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

The cowards way out of the Giants bigots debacle was to trade those pitchers. Yet they were not traded. Walker has since been sent to the minors for cause. Still no accountability or explanation from management.

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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 30/03/2025

‘I bought this before he went crazy’ sticker on a 1938 VW Beetle

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Fire Vitello @saltynostrils.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Bid up the 2025 Fort Ross Pinot futures because 2026 is going to be trash. This is what the AI YOLO crashers don’t know.

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Fire Vitello @saltynostrils.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

My work email address is constantly flooded with sales emails asking questions and I read them as requests for the recipe for concentrated dark matter.

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Fire Vitello @saltynostrils.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

What kind of start up is constantly creating evidence against themselves? Or any company for that matter. These companies will never be able to go public because they will never be able to disclose all of their risks. www.wsj.com/lifestyle/wo...

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This Conversation Is Being Recorded. They All Are.

People in tech use AI apps to record and transcribe meetings, workplace chats and even dates—all in the name of productivity.

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 19/07/2026

DRINK IT UP IT'S OUR LAST PAUSA DE HIDRATACIÓN EVER (image: how other broadcasts around the world called the PAUSA DE HIDRATACIÓN)

"Care to wet your whistle, marcus?" from Indiana Jones & the Last Crusade, with hydration break examples

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Fire Vitello @saltynostrils.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

In 1864 this country rejected George McClellan as a Presidential candidate. And yet 150+ years later we elected a similar complete idiot and incomprehensibly bad military leader as President twice.

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Fire Vitello @saltynostrils.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

If Reggie Bush was declared ineligible during his playing years, does that mean he has a full slate of eligible years now? It's been 20 years.

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Fire Vitello @saltynostrils.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Where does this land on the political matrix?

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Fire Vitello @saltynostrils.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Is there a term for when Waymos get into a cuddle puddle. They really seem to enjoy public displays of affection.

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Fire Vitello @saltynostrils.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Finished the Bear. Thirtysomething theory confirmed. Everyone went to therapy, got sober and grew. Happy ending.

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Rocky Flats Chimney Sweep 🇺🇸 @midlifesuezcrisis.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Guys I was right under the "donated" Air Force One during the flyby and now my phone ads are all for Qatari businesses, what do

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Fire Vitello @saltynostrils.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Watching the last season of the Bear. One more episode to go and finally realized where I had seen this before. youtu.be/MM0j7XylFxs?...

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Thirty-something Cereal - Saturday Night Live

YouTube video by Saturday Night Live

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Fire Vitello @saltynostrils.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

The fact that Robert Evans corpse didn’t buy this directly from Comcast implies the regime will only allow one bribe at a time.

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Fire Vitello @saltynostrils.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Just noticed the Giants are hosting Jewish heritage night on July 7th. Pretty sure Vitello will be gone before the bible verse bigots share their opinions on the tribe.

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Fire Vitello @saltynostrils.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Rockies beat Skenes and the giants lost. Only 1.5 games out of DFL. Falling into last should be enough cover for Buster to fire Vitello.

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Flashback 64 @flashback64.com · 21/06/2026

God Donkey Kong would love this

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Fire Vitello @saltynostrils.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

It’s already trashed and it’s summer. Why not put in a really big above ground pool?

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Fire Vitello @saltynostrils.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Weekday holidays in SF are fun when the kids don’t take their adderall on their day off. They can’t deal with waiting in line for coffee or staying by the counter for their order. It’s like watching little kids trying to play soccer and getting distracted by everything. 5 Stars!

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Fire Vitello @saltynostrils.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Vitello needs to go. He would not allow players to alter their uniforms denigrating Italians on Italian-American heritage night, or the other nights honoring specific groups. Players are free to be bigots on their own time. If the boss allows it to happen in the workplace, that is the problem.

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Fire Vitello @saltynostrils.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Just looked at the cash flow statement of the 401k disaster and unexpectedly snort laughed as I scrolled down.

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Luke Russert @lukerussert.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

After the tarp went up to try and stop the “Berlin Wall” moment, Cliff Owen of the AP got the iconic 📸 shot. 🇺🇸

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

This is an incredible thread in response to the ICE agent who hit us with a car saying he was scared of getting dragged out of his car, assaulted, and beaten.

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Fire Vitello @saltynostrils.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

If you were ever on the fence about subscribing to the FT, rest assured the graphics editor still celebrates pride month.

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Fire Vitello @saltynostrils.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

“People are happy when they are making money” has been a huge part of Trump’s politics. That isn’t unusual in general. But the extreme focus on the investment side rather than labor income or standard of living is unusual. Oddly enough, GWB subtly campaigned against the Clinton economy.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

I'll start talking slower to you if I find out you're MAHA

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