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Your uniqueness is your superpower. Also folding fitted sheets; that's definitely a superpower. "A moment of pain doesn't erase a lifetime of hope." #GenX #GameJunkie #LoveIsLove♿

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 8h
- Obtain Greenland - Make Canada 51st State - Rename AI/Gulf of Mexico/Lake Ontario/Atlantic, Pacific Oceans - Declare War on Iran - Kidnap Venezuelan President - Build Ballroom/Triumphal Arch - Want Face Carved on Mt. Rushmore - Buy Putin's Oil - Remove Russian Sanctions - Deploy ICE Goons
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 2h
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue looks at Green as Green arrives, wearing an outrageous outfit featuring a big fluffy pink jacket, ridiculous pink sunglasses, and a big golden pendant necklace.
Blue: How was the thrift shop?
Green: Splendid.

Green pushes the sunglasses onto his forehead as he turns to look at himself.
Green: I have no idea if I'll ever wear any of this, but I had to get them.

Blue and Green look at each other.
Blue: You can always donate them back if you won't.
Green: Good point. Back into the beautiful cycle of secondhand impulse purchases.
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
🐾🐾🐾..
Two-panel comic with a fluffy black cat against a pale blue background. In the first panel, the cat tilts its head beside the words, “I never bite you.” In the second, it leans closer with huge round eyes and two small fangs showing. The text reads, “I give you love with my teeth.”
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Omg not now🤣
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm always ready for my evening, no matter how bullshit the day has been:
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We know. bsky.app/profile/acyn...
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🆂🅰🅻🆃🆈 🅵🅾🅽🅳 @saltyfond.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
HBD!
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BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
No one: Cerberus's PR department:
An image of the planet Aphras in Mass Effect. The text reads, "Humiliating. Looks like shit. Yet another massive W for Earth, the best planet in the universe."
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel is titled “things that are spooky”. We see a book of hexes, a skull, candles, a pentagram in blood, and vampire teeth. Pointing off panel we see a speech bubble that says “I love it”.
The second panel is titled “things that are cute”. We see a strawberry cake, a boba drink, a bunny plushie, and a cute notebook and pen. Again, we see a speech bubble pointing off panel that says “I love it”.
The third panel is titled “things that are spooky AND cute”. We see a row of cute decorative ghosts.
The fourth panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, completely freaking out at this combination.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
ONE WEEK FROM TODAY IS NO KINGS #4 (Details at: nokings.org) We must turn up in MASSIVE numbers to show the world we don't support this Administration or a criminal president who has enriched himself to an obscene level at the expense of everyday hardworking Americans! #GettingReadyToDump-tRUMP 🟠💩 👎
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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A fluffy black kitten with large, shining eyes and two tiny fangs holds its front paws together against a textured turquoise and purple background. White handwritten text above reads: “I hope you feel loved and find plenty of reasons to smile.”
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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 10/10/2026
Y’know, it’s pretty much not funny anymore.
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BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
An image of Bellara in Dragon Age: The Veilguard. The text reads, "(flirting) so what kind of data have you been collecting lately?"
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🆂🅰🅻🆃🆈 🅵🅾🅽🅳 @saltyfond.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yes indeed.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
MAGA gets their little panties in a twist every time someone wants to enjoy the freedoms we SHOULD be entitled to, rather than some orange dick-with-ears telling people what they shouldn’t do. 🙄
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🆂🅰🅻🆃🆈 🅵🅾🅽🅳 @saltyfond.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
All these years later.... I'm STILL a member of The Resistance.
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting around, facing away from each other. Stealthily, Green turns around to look at Blue, who is oblivious to being watched.

Sneakily Green stretches himself out, landing a kiss on the back of Blue's head. Blue is mildly startled. As he turns around to look at Green, Green has already turned back the way he had been, acting oblivious.
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A little good luck for you. 😽😽🤍
A fluffy black cat with enormous round eyes and two tiny fangs holds a pink flower against a turquoise background. White handwritten text on black strips reads: “Rumour has it, this black cat brings good luck. It may also knock something off your table or give you a gentle bite. But mostly, it’s here to bring you good luck.”
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. 
In the first panel, we see a pair of ghosts. The first ghost says, “Let us make love, my darling.”
In the second panel, we see  see the second ghost’s face, blushing. It says, “Here? In public?”
In the third panel, we again see the pair of ghosts together. The first one says, “No one can see us, we’re ghosts!”
In the fourth panel, the title reads “the cat”. We see a cat looking up at them.
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BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
An image of the Inquisitor and Josephine at the Exalted Council in Dragon Age Inquisition: Trespasser. The text reads, "The good news is nothing matters. The bad news is I still have to attend meetings about it."
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Eric Umansky @ericumansky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
See this ICE agent? He’s a holding a *military assault rifle.* And according to a witness, that‘s the agent who shot a man **while the man was in his car with his 5-year-old kid.** Also, I’m no expert, but i’m pretty sure it’s bananas to hold your phone in one hand & your ASSAULT RIFLE in another
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Denver Westword @westword.com · 08/10/2026
Before his final show on Oct. 12, the always-cheerful Chris Parente spoke about a career on Denver airwaves, his fight against bladder cancer and what he's up to next: westword.com/news/longtime-denver-news-anchor-parente-leaving-channel-2-40944032/
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Pete Marchetto @petemarchetto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Naked statue of Trump named ‘Orange Plague’ unveiled at European Parliament
The creator of the sculpture said it was a ‘satirical outcry’ against Trump’s volatile climate and foreign policies
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🐈‍⬛🤍..
A black cat with enormous round eyes gives a thumbs up against a muted coral background. Black handwritten text highlighted in yellow reads: “I thought a black cat giving you a thumbs up might make your day a little better. Please know that I’m rooting for you.” Beside the cat, white text reads: “I grew a thumb just for you.”
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BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
An image of the Reaper invasion of Earth. 

Alien: Hello Earth, I am here to rule over you with an iron fist 
Me: Ah sorry, our 'leaders' already do that
Alien: Well then, I am going to strip your planet of its natural resources 
Me: You're not gonna believe this
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Admirable Women @admirablewomen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Congratulations to Anne Carson! She was awarded the #Nobel Prize in Literature this morning! 🥳 The Canadian poet and essayist won "for her bold and inventive oeuvre that, in playful dialogue with the classical tradition, has created new forms for contemporary literature." #LitSky #Canada
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Canadian Poet Anne Carson Is Awarded Nobel Prize in Literature (Gift Article)
The writer joins a list of laureates that includes Toni Morrison, Samuel Beckett and Bob Dylan.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/10/2026
rip to one of the coolest software engineers who ever lived
Margaret Hamilton standing next to a printout of code she and her team wrote for the Apollo program, which is as tall as she is
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Father of our Country: "A good moral character is the 1st essential in a man..." Honest Abe: "No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar." The Orange Atrocity: "Nothing bad can happen, it could only good happen." #26DaysUntilTheMidterms 🌊
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🆂🅰🅻🆃🆈 🅵🅾🅽🅳 @saltyfond.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
MAGA is fucking dangerous.
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🆂🅰🅻🆃🆈 🅵🅾🅽🅳 @saltyfond.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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A fluffy black cat with large white eyes lies on its side on green grass beneath a textured sky fading from blue to pale pink. White handwritten text reads: “Maybe sometimes you want to do everything so badly that you end up doing nothing at all. That’s okay. Maybe you’re more tired than you realise. I just hope you know that taking care of yourself counts as doing something, too.”
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BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
An image of Loghain Mac Tir in Dragon Age Origins. The text reads, "'Anyone else plotting against their sultan?'

You have been kicked from grand vizier chat. You have been added to grand vizier chat (secret)."
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one, we see a crow’s face. It says, “I AM DEATH’S MESSENGER”.
In panel two, we see the same crow’s face. It continues, “YOUR TIME IS NEAR”.
In panel four, we see the crow awkwardly hopping away from a stick figure.
In panel five, we see the grim reaper with the crow perched on his hand. The grim reaper says, “So you should probably fly away dramatically instead.”
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A comic of three colourful foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green, and the third one is little blue, big blue's little brother. In this one, the shading is slightly sharper and brighter than in normal reality, as Blue, Green, and Blue's brother are playing a videogame.
Green: Just to warn you too, I have never played a videogame in my life.
Baby Blue: Yeah, I know.

Both Blue and his brother freeze in horror as Green turns around to look at a cute little purple potato on the ground. The potato has eyes, and is looking right back at Green. A health bar has appeared above Green, and another one beneath the little potato. The potato's health bar is significantly larger than Green's.
Green: A "healthbar" means it's aggressive, right?

Blue and his brother watch in horror as Green runs off.
Blue: Stop running into more of them!
Green: I'm trying to run away!

Blue and his brother watch in mild disappointment as something unseen but clearly unsavoury happens to Green outside of the panel's view. A text appears above them, saying "<Green_Fox has died of making bad choices>"
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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A little black cat with large, round eyes wears silver armour and holds a shield and a raised sword. It sits on green grass beneath a softly blended pink, purple and blue sky. White handwritten text above reads: “I will fall, but I will get up. I will fail, but I will try again. I might be scared sometimes, but there’s a brave little heart in me.”
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nothing to see here...just the President of the United States inviting the country he illegally declared war on to "take out" 2 major American cities. If that's not treason, what is? 🤬 Law enforcement won't hold him accountable, but we WILL! The beginning of the end is on November 3rd. #VOTE-BLUE 🌊
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Sande @sande0724.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fact.
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BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
An image of Tela Vasir. The text reads, "'I could fix her', shut the fuck up, there's nothing wrong with evil women, they're perfect the way they are."
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Four-panel comic of a fluffy black cat wearing grey armour and holding a sword and shield, against a pastel sky and green grass. The cat says: “It’s time for you to remember who the fluff you are.” Then: “A brave little warrior making a hard world softer.” Its eyes grow wide and sparkling as it adds: “I’d follow you into battle!” In the final panel, it says: “Or the kitchen.”
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Who you gonna believe, the lying liar or your own eyes? 👀
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BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Watch out for the taint, folks
An image of Leliana in Dragon Age Origins drenched in blood after a fight. The text reads, "I don't want characters to be good or right, I want them covered in blood."
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🆂🅰🅻🆃🆈 🅵🅾🅽🅳 @saltyfond.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is walking around and encounters an unexpected persimmon on the floor. As he goes on, he passes a larger pile of the fruit, and then arrives at a persimmon pile that's twice the size of a fox. On the centre of it is Green, serenely basking in the presence of ripe persimmon with his eyes closed.
Blue: It's persimmon season?
Green: It's persimmon season.
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🐾🐾🤍
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🆂🅰🅻🆃🆈 🅵🅾🅽🅳 @saltyfond.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
An image of Sara Ryder in Mass Effect Andromeda. The text reads, "Quicksaves in front of you and immediately panicks because I meant to quickload."
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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godlessbitch.bsky.social @godlessbitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lock Him Up He’s Nutz
I ONCE MADE A WHOLE NEW PLANET AND POPULATEO IT WITH LITTLE VERSIONS OF ME, BUT THEY WERE NAUGHTY SO I DROWNED MOST OF THEM.
LATER I HAD SEX WITH ONE OF THEM AND MADE A BABY BUT I KILLED HIM SO THE OTHERS WOULO LOVE ME.
*god talking on psychiatrist couch
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