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SALT! @saltslimes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I’m sorry I abandoned you all for hollanov… I got compelled
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SALT! @saltslimes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The way none of you even tried to get a wellness check on me when I was posting like this
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SALT! @saltslimes.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I was so right when I said all this
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Nick Dooficus @doofivirus.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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SALT! @saltslimes.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
He was wet here
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SALT! @saltslimes.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I’m sick as a dog just coughing wetly and pathetic. Wishing this upon Jayce
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all🏜️alt @allalternate.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
#SubTopVikWeek Day 4: Magic Use Lots of praises, reassurance and kisses later Jayce gets some REAL soul-merging action. (t4t jayvik with tfem Viktor and tmasc Jayce)
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SALT! @saltslimes.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Bad news I’m getting into heated rivalry and I am once again disagreeing with headcanons and complaining about characterizations
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SALT! @saltslimes.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Now for another PSA: you can NOT mix painkillers and cold meds almost ALL cold meds have acetaminophen in them and NyQuil specifically has an extremely high acetaminophen content
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SALT! @saltslimes.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Anyways if you were wholly uninitiated I feel like you wouldn’t guess that most mpreg fic is crazy sexist but there it is
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SALT! @saltslimes.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Now for a rant from me (insane sicko). One of the things I like about cryptic pregnancy specifically is that it allows the fic to maintain the teeth that most mpreg (ESPECIALLY omegaverse) fics immediately lose.
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SALT! @saltslimes.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Despite what fanfics would tell you if you are in a club and get roofied do not wait for your lover SPEAK TO THE BAR STAFF
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SALT! @saltslimes.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
It’s hard being a fan of naturalist dialogue. It’s brutal out here
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SALT! @saltslimes.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I NEED to know where the trope of medical professionals saying “Mr. Fanficguyname” comes from because in my every experience with anyone in the medical field they are slamming first names 3 times per sentence. Is this American? Do Americans say Mr. Yourhusband is in surgery? That sounds insane
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SALT! @saltslimes.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Does anyone have Jayce whump? Can I get a crumb of Jayce whump I’m begging
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
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SALT! @saltslimes.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Who is doing egg fics now. SHOW YOURSELF
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Anri/Bunny @jehandant.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
the fact that jayces first three days as councillor is like: day 1: mad about bribery. day 2: DO bribery. (And fuck colleague) day 3: NEVERMIND. VIKTORS DYING U-TURN
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It's Pina Baby ✨️| Pina (MINI HIATUS) @pinaaasher.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Happy Wednesday to Jayce and his breedable grippable birthing hips. I wish him a very plap plap plap get pregnant
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SALT! @saltslimes.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
months later i finally summoned the courage to open my document because i was reading other cryptic pregnancy fics and they were good but they made me like. ohhhh i could do it JUST so
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It's Pina Baby ✨️| Pina (MINI HIATUS) @pinaaasher.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
we Need to be calling him princess more
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SALT! @saltslimes.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
TAKE UP MY TORCH AND WRITE WEIRD MPREG
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SALT! @saltslimes.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Set down “internalized” whatever and learn the term “lateral violence” it will help you greatly in understanding how identity alone is not a ticket to mutual love and understanding
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SALT! @saltslimes.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
If you don’t respect Viktor’s ugly grey underwear then I don’t think you like him like you say you like him
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SALT! @saltslimes.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Omggggg a modern au so enticing it makes me overcome my modern au hatred
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pahaani @pahaani.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
deadline season #jayvik
A drawing of a messy-haired and tired Viktor in a blue bathrobe. He's frowning and carrying a coffee mug with ASS written on it in big letters. He has his crutch under his other arm.A drawing of a messy-haired and tired Jayce sitting at a table. He's frowning and leaning his face on his palm. On his other hand he's holding a coffee mug with DON'T TALK TO ME UNTILL I'VE SMASHED MY PENIS FLAT WITH THIS MUG written on it. He's wearing a green t-shirt and his rune bracelet.
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SALT! @saltslimes.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Something else good to remember is that viktor is not canonically trans. You can read trans themes in his narrative if you want. But he is not canonically trans. Critiquing him is not critiquing a trans character (which is also something fine to do like what?)
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SALT! @saltslimes.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Jayce during the 7 years finding out Viktor’s nickname among the other TAs was “big dick vik” and getting so horny he gets scared
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rìna🌌 @rinamakesart.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
sacrifice "the red means I love you" 4/4 #arcane #arcanefanart #viktor #jayvik #viktorarcane #jayce #jaycetalis #vikjayce
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Col @nicdecol.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Jayce and his severe need to sink his claws deep into things/people that validate him, and doing everything in his power to never let go. Even when it starts hurting him. But, especially when it makes him bleed.
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🎃🔞SPOOKY JAYCESLOP0️⃣🧔🏽 @kinglindwyrm.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
stretched him out and bullied him... whats their problem
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dino @thealivedinosaur.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
he forgor #jayvik #stardewvalley #valentinesday
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SALT! @saltslimes.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I love when ppl draw vik asleep on top of Jayce I know he pounded him hard and then just conked out
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Nightjarjar🪶 @nightjarjar.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
au开的实在太多了,想到啥画啥
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SALT! @saltslimes.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
so we condone violence now...
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Recharging Homos 🔋 @hexhomos.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
jayce talis
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maddsmallow @maddsmallow.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
hey here's one for all the cryptic pregnancy jayce freaks [affectionate] out there: jayce otherwise having no other symptoms suddenly feeling a kick
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maddsmallow @maddsmallow.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
yeah #jayvik
a screenshot of the scene in early season 1 arcane where jayce has his hand on viktor's shoulder after viktor convinced him to break into the lab together and jayce is telling him hextech is their dream now, not just his own. anyways, a screenshot of that, with a text post over the bottom by "nathan hare" that says "Last night was super fun man. I transcribed our whole convo btw. Here's a .pdf"
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Nightjarjar🪶 @nightjarjar.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
😢
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divomria 🇺🇦 @divomria.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
#jayvik It's actually amazing that Jayce got so flustered after hugging Viktor, he couldn't look him in the eyes
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SALT! @saltslimes.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
The pregnant Jayce economy is in crisis…. I’m coming
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SALT! @saltslimes.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I was so burnt out and kinda had no inspo for other epilogue and then I DREAMED about jayvik…. Ok I’m back
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maddsmallow @maddsmallow.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
jayce and bugtor finally getting together post-canon. yes the hexclaw has teeth 🙂‍↕️
screenshot of a messenger text conversation. the person with the chat bubbles on the right (which is "you" when you're the one sending messages) says "but anyway do u want a dry handjob with teeth" and the person on the left responds with "Yea." the person on the right replies "oh, i didn't expect you to say yes," and then there's a little notification beneath the messages that says "you (aka person on the right) changed the theme (of the chat display) to Love" and it makes everything different shades of pink with hearts in the background
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SALT! @saltslimes.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
vanishingly few places to post this but pondering on kink: until you walk into a dungeon i think you dont really know what goes exactly on in there and you also dont really understand (emotionally) the way consent works in there--
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SALT! @saltslimes.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Everyone play scarlet hollow NEOWWWW
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SALT! @saltslimes.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Beautiful fatboy Jayce Talis …
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Blue @fruity-monster.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
G O L D E N B O Y #jaycetalis
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SALT! @saltslimes.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
the other epilogue - chapter 5 archiveofourown.org/works/768031...
“My leg is fine,” Jayce grits out. Viktor chews on the inside of his cheek. He reaches for the taps and spins them, pleased when water comes gushing out. Something in this place that actually works, he thinks, before the water hammer starts up. He turns both taps down, and then up experimentally until he finds a sweet spot.
“I don’t want a bath, Viktor.”
“You need one.”
“You don’t have to—to take care of me.”
“Would you rather it was someone else?” he asks. Jayce looks like he’s been struck. “Then what is it? I know—I know it was another… me. Who did this to you. And I know I—” he can’t get the words out, suddenly. All that time they spent behind his teeth, they’ve gone rotten and now cling to his tongue.
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居居歪歪 @guang3lon333.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Jayvik
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