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Nearly had a good time with the PP at the end there

Joe B encouraging me personally to check the tape for what happened to Roy after the game is over by calling out ~his last shift

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💀 ADOOM 💀 @salsa-wits.bsky.social · 8m

Good job by Leonard there to take a penalty and then not get one for excess jousting himself

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💀 ADOOM 💀 @salsa-wits.bsky.social · 9m

Tuch very animated talking to our favorite third period interview. Didn’t seem acrimonious so I wonder what they were talking about

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💀 ADOOM 💀 @salsa-wits.bsky.social · 13m

Would have been so amazing to have Sourdif score after hitting the afterburners to get around Carlson

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💀 ADOOM 💀 @salsa-wits.bsky.social · 16m

If Ovi is chasing a puck down to negate icing then as a ref you have a moral imperative to let the play continue. He’s a billion years old in hockey terms so if he’s making the effort you let him make that effort

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💀 ADOOM 💀 @salsa-wits.bsky.social · 18m

I know it’s the beginning of the regular season but for all the talk of the big bad ogre Caps roster I haven’t really noticed size so far

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Asher Cassee @acassee.substack.com · 25m

???

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💀 ADOOM 💀 @salsa-wits.bsky.social · 34m

Yet another Mark Warner ad reminds me that I think I saw the name of the GOP candidate today at one of the constant lunatic houses in my neighborhood. Mark better run another thousand ads tomorrow in case I remember more than that it started with an M and I think had a vowel next

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💀 ADOOM 💀 @salsa-wits.bsky.social · 44m

Second was better. Third needs to be better again but that seems possible now

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💀 ADOOM 💀 @salsa-wits.bsky.social · 48m

Some good tenacity on the forecheck by Kyrou just now. That’s the sort of effort you normally see on the PK when you’re chasing their D around their net and stopping the breakout

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💀 ADOOM 💀 @salsa-wits.bsky.social · 53m

Caps taking some real dumb penalties these last few minutes. It helps that they’ve been matching but still real dumb

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💀 ADOOM 💀 @salsa-wits.bsky.social · 56m

I like Desharnais enough that I don’t love him sitting for five

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💀 ADOOM 💀 @salsa-wits.bsky.social · 58m

This isn’t going to get one half of one percent of the coverage basket of deplorables did

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💀 ADOOM 💀 @salsa-wits.bsky.social · 1h

I’m having thoughts again. Kid looks good

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💀 ADOOM 💀 @salsa-wits.bsky.social · 1h

Don’t think going to the PK is going to aid the comeback but at least the Caps have a plan

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💀 ADOOM 💀 @salsa-wits.bsky.social · 1h

Late PP, let’s slip it in and feel good going into intermission

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💀 ADOOM 💀 @salsa-wits.bsky.social · 1h

Boone Jenner on one extra long shift

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💀 ADOOM 💀 @salsa-wits.bsky.social · 1h

I guess he’s been gone long enough that I haven’t noticed Carlson yet. Took a good season and a half for me to not immediately recognize Orlov by his skating stride alone

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💀 ADOOM 💀 @salsa-wits.bsky.social · 2h

It’s looking real ugly but is Lindgren keeping the Caps in this?

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💀 ADOOM 💀 @salsa-wits.bsky.social · 2h

Seems like teams finishing a B2B either start strong or finish strong so the third should be good because the Caps are sleepwalking so far

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💀 ADOOM 💀 @salsa-wits.bsky.social · 2h

Maybe the Caps just need a reminder on how to take shots. I’ll demonstrate if they need that, whatever it takes for the team

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💀 ADOOM 💀 @salsa-wits.bsky.social · 2h

An ambulance chaser ad made entirely of “why aren’t you calling? do it now. call. call now. you call me now. now you call. call. now. now-now. call now. please call.” People will spend money on anything these days

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💀 ADOOM 💀 @salsa-wits.bsky.social · 2h

Charles Entertainment Lindgren redemption season starts tonight

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💀 ADOOM 💀 @salsa-wits.bsky.social · 2h

JFC, John Carlson’s horrible playoff beard

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💀 ADOOM 💀 @salsa-wits.bsky.social · 7h

Guess who forgot the garlic bread

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💀 ADOOM 💀 @salsa-wits.bsky.social · 11h

Caps played yesterday and play again today. Let’s hope the great former Capitals great John “more cake than a bakery” Carlson warmly in the corners, behind the net, and in open ice. Often. With gusto.

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Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga Co-Op Slide

Alt: Mario & Luigi, back to back, walking up a large tube

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💀 ADOOM 💀 @salsa-wits.bsky.social · 21h

With Hellebuyck still being a Jet I thought I’d look into it a trade. I don’t think the Caps move Lindgren out now, doubly not to bring in another guy to fight LT for the 1G who’s older and makes more, but while looking I found something all over again: Boone Jenner is making $5.75m for four years

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💀 ADOOM 💀 @salsa-wits.bsky.social · 23h

Hard to ask for a better start to the season than that. Meanwhile it seems like May is angling for a job with the Canes since every other phrase is “that’s the hardest barn to play in” and I hope he lands that gig and gets the fuck out of DC

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💀 ADOOM 💀 @salsa-wits.bsky.social · 23h

PPK line getting a shift late is unexpected. Maybe with the B2B Carbery is fighting his instincts to cut the bench to two veteran lines

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💀 ADOOM 💀 @salsa-wits.bsky.social · 23h

Don’t love the emerging turtle. That’s a great way to oopsie poopsie yourself into a white knuckle one goal game

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💀 ADOOM 💀 @salsa-wits.bsky.social · 23h

They can do it! A penalty on Carolina

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💀 ADOOM 💀 @salsa-wits.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

That goal was because I completely forgot about Stankoven, one of my favorite young players, until someone else drafted him

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💀 ADOOM 💀 @salsa-wits.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Not sure if I’m liking Desharnais or if it’s just been a while since the Caps had a crease clearer (who can play)

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💀 ADOOM 💀 @salsa-wits.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Ok, come on now. Enough fun. Caps need to stop cheating. Carolina is going to figure out the PP if you keep giving them chances

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💀 ADOOM 💀 @salsa-wits.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I’m not saying the refs are calling phantom penalties on the Caps but I am very much saying there’s no way the Canes have been perfect angels deserving of five (5) consecutive powers play

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💀 ADOOM 💀 @salsa-wits.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Boone Jenner diving to swipe the puck out of the zone on the PK in an attempt to not become this team’s Hagelin (by there must always be a Hagelin)

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💀 ADOOM 💀 @salsa-wits.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Refs call a penalty on Carolina challenge (apparently impossible)

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💀 ADOOM 💀 @salsa-wits.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

That’s cheating, scoring a goal when a PKer lost a skate blade. Buncha jerks

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💀 ADOOM 💀 @salsa-wits.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Thinking about this more and I might take a calculated gamble on a #44. One of my larger jersey regrets is not getting an Orlov 81, or a Fehr/Fleischman before they swapped numbers. No clue is Hutson would move off 44 but it would be a great flex if he did

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💀 ADOOM 💀 @salsa-wits.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Big Pro, buddy, I know Tuch is on hatty watch and you want to help but you have to shoot that yourself

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💀 ADOOM 💀 @salsa-wits.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

That looks a little ugly but also learn2skate bro

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💀 ADOOM 💀 @salsa-wits.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Looks like the Canes also have Vault seating and that it’s equally full

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💀 ADOOM 💀 @salsa-wits.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

And the McNugget Minute is back after its usual preseason absence, just in time for Monopoly to start up. Tonight is bountiful thus far

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