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Salamander

@sallywargaming.bsky.social
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Amateur writer, amateur tabletop game designer, sci-fi and tabletop video essayist and host of the channel Salamander's Forge on YouTube, furry and non-binary trans woman (she/they)

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Sword & Board Games @swordnboardstudios.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We here at Sword & Board Games have been quiet recently. One could say we've been as silent as the grave. That's because we've been hard at work on our latest project, and we're ready to show it off. Mark your calendars for October 31st, because on Halloween night, something wicked this way comes.
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Sword & Board Games @swordnboardstudios.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
On October 31st, you'll be taking a trip to the Heartmoor House, an old gothic mansion with a tragic past. Except you won't be the Interlopers who infest its halls with parasitic malfeasance. You will be the Aspects of the House's suffering and trauma, tasked with ridding this home of its intruders.
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Salamander @sallywargaming.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Had a great night out with some friends last weekend. Goth clubs are the shit, guys.
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Erika Ishii @erikaishii.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I was already honored to be a voice in their game, but now I’m DOUBLY grateful to have @doublefine.com’s continued support as they unabashedly celebrate our collab! (And please don’t worry. While my success & public joy seem to be upsetting to some, I feel like I’m getting to live my dream life!)
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Salamander @sallywargaming.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's been a while since I've done anything like this but we're in a pretty dire situation all of a sudden. My girlfriend Siobhan's car got repo'd today and she will probably lose her house if she doesn't get it back soon. Here's a GoFundMe link, PLEASE donate if you can: gofund.me/34d044359
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Salamander @sallywargaming.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My girlfriend's GoFundMe just hit 1k. Thank you all so much. We just need to raise around another five hundred dollars and she'll be able to get the car back. If we hit that goal within the next three days, I'll make a sequel to Warhammer's Nazi Problem. gofund.me/a30e2ac48
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Donate to Help Siobhan Get Their Car Back, organized by Siobhan Soward
I’m Siobhan, and I’m asking for help getting my car back after it was repossessed. For … Siobhan Soward needs your support for Help Siobhan Get Their Car Back
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Salamander @sallywargaming.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My girlfriend's GoFundMe just hit 1k. Thank you all so much. We just need to raise around another five hundred dollars and she'll be able to get the car back. If we hit that goal within the next three days, I'll make a sequel to Warhammer's Nazi Problem. gofund.me/a30e2ac48
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Donate to Help Siobhan Get Their Car Back, organized by Siobhan Soward
I’m Siobhan, and I’m asking for help getting my car back after it was repossessed. For … Siobhan Soward needs your support for Help Siobhan Get Their Car Back
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Salamander @sallywargaming.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's been a while since I've done anything like this but we're in a pretty dire situation all of a sudden. My girlfriend Siobhan's car got repo'd today and she will probably lose her house if she doesn't get it back soon. Here's a GoFundMe link, PLEASE donate if you can: gofund.me/34d044359
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Salamander @sallywargaming.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just gonna point out that games and other stories which are about "the struggle for the survival of all humanity" against some kind of external, alien force are themselves political. It's just that the politics of that kind of story is typically fascist, so gamers can't tell that it's political.
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Salamander @sallywargaming.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Be forewarned, when I do they're probably gonna be really different to what you're used to from my output, and cover a related but different range of topics.
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Salamander @sallywargaming.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
So, yeah, that's why I haven't made many videos recently. That's why I've made like three videos in the last two years, because I'm in a period of my life where I'm kind of being forced to massively reevaluate my relationship to my chosen medium. I'll get back to making videos eventually, I'm sure.
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Salamander @sallywargaming.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Me trying my best to create and put out the most creatively fulfilling, funniest and most intellectually stimulating content I can results in getting views in the low triple digits. Meanwhile a trend-chasing video I slapped together to just remind people I'm alive gets fuckin' *HOW MANY VIEWS?*
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Salamander @sallywargaming.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Then I crawled out of my depressive hole long enough to make a trendy but frankly terrible video about the leaks for the new Age of Sigmar edition and it was my best performing video within its first 24 hours in *literal years* and frankly I think that kinda broke me.
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Salamander @sallywargaming.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
So I decided to put all my cards down for a large, full length video essay about the flaws of D&D 5e's combat engine that I used to try to branch out into making videos about tabletop game design more broadly. It's my most ambitious, and imo my most well made video to date. It hugely underperformed.
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Salamander @sallywargaming.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I felt the need to move on to a different topic, and Trench Crusade was promising, but a lot of my passion for creating videos about it faltered due to the extremely long wait times between major releases, and the sense of not having stable ground beneath my feet due to how young the game is.
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Salamander @sallywargaming.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Like with Warhammer's Gender Problem I had basically said everything I felt needed to be said about Warhammer 40k from the perspective of performing a literary analysis on the setting. And videos which are about 40k as a piece of game design tend to perform extremely poorly.
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Salamander @sallywargaming.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I kinda wanna talk about why videos have become so scarce over the last year or so. Basically, I feel like I've kinda run out of things to talk about with Warhammer 40k but also feel only scarce motivation to talk about anything else.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
YOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP.
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Salamander @sallywargaming.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It's not an exaggeration to say that these three pieces of software have done generational harm in an extremely short window of existence. God please let them never come back online.
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Radiant G🌈 @radiantg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Be nicer. Be weirder. Wear more pearls, more sparkles, and more lingerie regardless of gender. RIP Dolly Parton, RIP Tim Curry.
Dolly Parton in black lingerieTim Curry in black lingerie
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Sometimes I think about how Hollywood won’t give Guillermo Del Toro the money to make his At the Mountains of Madness movie
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Salamander @sallywargaming.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
To commemorate a bunch of my friends who I play Vampire with recently coming out as trans LMAO
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Salamander @sallywargaming.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
You can't fool me. I know a Garou in Hispo when I see one.
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Salamander @sallywargaming.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The past decade of extremely high quality fan animations from people like Janovich and Syama Pedersen has completely rid me of any novelty I might feel from the concept of an animated series about space marines going to places and killing things. It's like the most obvious and the most boring thing.
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Salamander @sallywargaming.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It must be said that if this is a "spinoff" of the 40k Secret Level episode, then it means it's going to be a ten episode season composed of nothing but scenes of Captain Titus silently killing dudes. Which, like, yawn?
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Matt 'Wib' Ward @wib.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
New Hunter: The Parenting in 15 mins. YOU BEST BE THERE TO WITNESS MY WIFE.
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Hunter: The Parenting - Chapter 6 | Inquisition Impergium
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Salamander @sallywargaming.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This Smith & Wesson got me moving like an invasive species.
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Salamander @sallywargaming.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Played a game of 11th edition with a friend of mine before we played in a vampire the masquerade larp. All that is to say, I had a fantastic day yesterday.
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ratarchy ΘΔ @maya-klenger.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This is a certified princess. I love animals that just have princess vibes. Only non-human animals deserve to be princesses.
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Scott Malin @scottmalin.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Salamander @sallywargaming.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I've been friends with and a regular client of Anna for the last six years and I can attest that their output is amazing and that they're a joy to work with. They're really cool and you should give them your money since I don't have the cash to regularly commission them anymore.
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Salamander @sallywargaming.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
It's almost as though making large open world first person RPGs up to the standards of graphical fidelity of modern AAA games actually just is a decade long process. And how exactly is it not unreasonable to demand they work faster after Bethesda got most of its workers laid off by Microsoft?
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Salamander @sallywargaming.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"We can't get more customers. We just literally can't. So instead we're going to pay less people to make more games! How will we accomplish this? Uhhhh. Don't worry about it!" And then inevitably when these impossible goals aren't met, the artists and workers are blamed and laid off.
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Salamander @sallywargaming.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Instead of just accepting that games have hit a profit ceiling which is merely in the high double digit billions, they're trying to make more money off a stagnant pool of customers. Hence simultaneously demanding both mass layoffs AND more games be made faster.
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Salamander @sallywargaming.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The ultimate reason why the games industry is exploding is because around 2020 the industry reached critical mass. It physically cannot get larger. Everyone who will ever buy video games regularly already is. But they can't accept this reality, they simply can't.
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Salamander @sallywargaming.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I've been getting very involved and active in my local BDSM community and it's made me increasingly aware that, at this point, my next 40k army basically just has to be Drukhari. Like it was going to be Imperial Guard but becoming a Dark Eldar player would just be far too fitting at this point.
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razorgirl @razorgirl.diy · 25/09/2025
Transhumanist as in
Crocheted sign that says "mutilate your body until it's yours"
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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
i like how this result makes total, perfect sense if you talk to at minimum two Jewish people, because you will realize if you do this: "Oh hey, they're not a hive mind, they're people, with opinions and shit!" and one of those opinions is...genocide? pretty bad! not a fan of genocide!
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SK Media @spaghettikozak.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Earned yet another medal...
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Salamander @sallywargaming.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
"Wearing alt/goth makeup makes you look visibly trans :(" Vs "Wearing alt/goth makeup makes you look visibly trans :)"
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Salamander @sallywargaming.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This is probably true but also fuck making choices about how you present yourself on the basis of whether they make you easier to clock as trans. OP is correct but this advice only applies if your goal as a trans person is to be as stealth as possible.
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Salamander @sallywargaming.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
YouTube turned 21 in February.
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Salamander @sallywargaming.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
How your email finds me
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Salamander @sallywargaming.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
wild how my Following page randomly just has this ancient-ass woman reposting screenshots of AI-generated anti-Trump memes on my timeline when I've never followed this woman and this post wasn't reposted by anyone I follow. I love it when the dogshit in the Discover tab breaches containment!
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Salamander @sallywargaming.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
What's it like in your head?
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Do It Honk? Ms Size Doesn't Matter The Clown
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Lox Romana Podcast @lox-romana-podcast.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The new episode can be found basically wherever you find your podcasts, but here's a link to our RSS feed which is the best place to listen and follow us if you want to know as soon as an episode is live! rss.com/podcasts/lox...
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Transmitzvah - Pride Month Special | Podcast Episode on RSS.com
On this Pride Month Special of the Lox Romana Podcast, Samantha Keshetovah and Serena-Joan Klapecki explore the highly esoteric arthouse film about the intersection between kabbalah and transness with...
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Lox Romana Podcast @lox-romana-podcast.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The Lox Romana Podcast has a new episode out, a somewhat under the buzzer Pride Month special! The podcast's editor and manager has had a very hectic and a half which is why episodes have taken so long to get out, but we're getting that salmon nailed back on that cross!
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Salamander @sallywargaming.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
My Fire Dragons don't even need to go into a Wave Serpent anymore, cause they can just crawl up the board towards the big scary vehicles, and those vehicles can't do shit about it!
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Salamander @sallywargaming.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
But consider that this also means it's much easier for ranged units to get themselves into devious angles where they can fire from longer sight lines without getting shot as they move into position as well. 11th just lets everything go hidden much easier until the exact moment it wants to strike.
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Salamander @sallywargaming.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Having played a few games of 40k 11th edition now, I think people are overestimating the degree to which the changes to how cover and terrain work actually advantage melee armies. Yes, it's now much easier for melee units to crawl up the board undetected to stage for charges.
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