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Sallygirl @sallygirl.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Hello, this is Benjamin, Sally's son. My mom unexpectedly passed from heart failure on Wed, Mar 26. My family invites her friends from all over the world to attend her Celebration of Life this Saturday at 11am Pacific. A livestream will be provided. www.plfryandson.com/tributes/Sal...

plfryandson.com

Tribute for Sally Jex | P.L. Fry & Son Funeral Home

Share memories & support the family

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Sallygirl @sallygirl.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

Hey how in the fuck am I supposed to know which meal plan to get if nobody lets you see some of the menus?!?!?!

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Sallygirl @sallygirl.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

What is the worst place to get a mosquito bite, and why is it behind my knee in the crack?

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Sallygirl @sallygirl.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

Good morning friends. 👋☕️ We pass by opportunities every day to see something beautiful, because we are burdened with the knowledge that democracy has died and don't look around for it. There is so much beauty out there, keep an eye out for it. 🙂 Take some hugs and pass it around! 🤗🫂🤗🫂🤗🫂🤗🫂🤗🫂

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godlessbitch.bsky.social @godlessbitch.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

Tornado 🌪️ season is in high gear so start it off by antagonizing Satan. You’re going to blame him and LGBTQ for the trauma, anyway.

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Elder Michael @mldunigan.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

I have a very important question for our theologians. How does Yeshua like His steak and eggs? Well done my good and faithful servant.

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Sallygirl @sallygirl.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

Apparently you can now go into debt by doing the "pay later" option at fast food places. Same with Door Dash. The fuck? Can you imagine losing your house because you made too many payment plans to feed yourself?

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Sallygirl @sallygirl.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

Lil' #BPD 🧵 All I want in life is to be a good person. To be known as a good person. I'm fucking hilarious, but I keep my mouth shut because I don't want anyone to think I'm a mean girl or a bitch or whatever. Good people don't make those kind of jokes, right? They never say anything unkind or

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Jason @jasonfest.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

Wood oddity

A spherical, bulging section of a fallen branch with thick patterned bark

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Sallygirl @sallygirl.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

Cold bacon is not as good as fresh bacon, but it's not too bad. 🤷‍♀️

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

To be clear, sex in a Cybertruck is NOT called "cybersex." It's called "masturbation."

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Sallygirl @sallygirl.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

Oh Lord in Heaven George Michael, please watch over and protect the ones who are not "Too Funky" on a Monday. youtu.be/JQ2DVwSVIIo?...

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George Michael - Too Funky (Official Video)

YouTube video by georgemichaelVEVO

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Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

You're here because you care. You're awesome.

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Sallygirl @sallygirl.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

One of my favorite things about Tom Cruise movies is he's always running. "TOM CRUISE RUNNING!! TOM CRUISE RUNNING!!!" And check what I found on YouTube? TOM CRUISE RUNNING!! I think it's in his contract. youtu.be/jRtlU2QOVQo?...

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Tom Cruise enjoys Running

YouTube video by IMDb

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

We were told not to share this publicly, but last year was record-breaking—America’s national parks saw over 331 million visits.

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Sallygirl @sallygirl.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

"Oh shut up and go and change your armor." Prize for first to win!

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Sallygirl @sallygirl.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

[insert "Flash" by Queen 🎶] I told Spouseman we should watch Flash Gordon this weekend, and he says it hasn't aged well. Is that true??? Say it ain't so!

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Sallygirl @sallygirl.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

Good morning you sexy beasts! I suggest you all listen to Dolly's famous anthem of the regular people, "9 to 5" this morning. I dedicate this song to all the people that hate their jobs because the gazillionaires hog all the profits we worked our asses off, for them to benefit from. 🖕 Hugs 🤗🫂🤗🫂🤗

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Sallygirl @sallygirl.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

Riddle me this: If Les Miserables is set in France, then why do they speak with British accents?

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Sallygirl @sallygirl.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

For the low, low price of $1, I will give you the recipe for the best bed you've ever slept on.

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Sallygirl @sallygirl.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Is there a fast way to flush nicotine out of you? (Asking for a friend.)

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Sallygirl @sallygirl.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Good morning friends! 🤗☕️ I heard from Jersey Mike this morning. 🥰 Let's all hug to celebrate this joyous occasion! 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗 Take what you need, and then take one more for what you want. 🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂

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Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Good morning, Blue 🌞☕😭

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AD @annacolorado.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

I’m in love. 😍

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Sallygirl @sallygirl.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Good morning friends! We made it to the weekend! Check it out, you know how I'm some kind of sick all the time? Two nights ago I had a bad fall. Now my right knee is fucked up and I have a hernia. Hugs! 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗😂😂😂😂😂

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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

Hey guys no need to set Teslas on fire. They do that on their own.

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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

If you beat a Capitol police officer with their own shield in an effort to overturn a free & fair election, you go free, but if you vandalize an electric car, you get 20 years in an infamously brutal El Salvadoran prison.

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Sallygirl @sallygirl.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

Seriously starting to wonder if my kid will be able to return from Ghana. How will we help him get home?

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Sallygirl @sallygirl.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

You asked for it, here's my sexy bedhead!

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Sallygirl @sallygirl.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

Good morning friends! 🤗☕️ I feel fantastic today. Take some hugs so it'll rub off on you! 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂😘

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Sallygirl @sallygirl.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

California spring consists of turning the heat on one day, and the A/C the next. Sometimes even in the same day!

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Sallygirl @sallygirl.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Jesus is busier than anybody I know!

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Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Her son has a fetish for Nazis and so does she. What the fuck was Cover Girl thinking? They weren't? Too bad. That's going to cost them.

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Kate Sometimes @bestsloth.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

I have a dream...

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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

America is collapsing with the grace and dignity of a Denny's foreclosure in rural Missouri in which the owners just put whatever food is left out on the corner

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Sallygirl @sallygirl.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Spouseman gave me $500 from our tax return (the rest is going to debt). So I bought an electric piano with weighted keys and pedals. Did you know I used to play the piano? I taught myself by ear when I was about 10. My grandma kindly forked out for a year of lessons, and at the end of that year my

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