Salina @salinafloye.bsky.social · 17hI love learning a new obscure fact that will undoubtedly sit in my brain without my knowledge until a random trivia night years from now 000
Salina @salinafloye.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I opened up facebook for reasons and the first thing I saw was a family member wishing one of my other family members a happy birthday which is all well and good but that family member is a twin and the twin was not mentioned 110
Salina @salinafloye.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I need to find a corporate librarian job so I can maybe have one of those water stations that has flavourings and you can choose between still and sparkling water 000
Salina @salinafloye.bsky.social · 04/10/2026No one let me change the type of toothpaste I use every time I do I get weird symptoms that I think are cancer and then I change back and the symptoms go away 100
Reposted by SalinaMoby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 03/10/2026everything was filled with sperm, except the captain’s pantaloons pockets 211211312
Salina @salinafloye.bsky.social · 02/10/2026One of my favourite bands first albums is now 20 years old I might as well just pass away 100
Salina @salinafloye.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Every year I think I can gaslight myself into not being allergic to ragweed 010
Salina @salinafloye.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I saw someone call Scott Moe (Saskatchewan's leader) a communist and it drives home that people don't know what communism is but if it gets them to vote the Sask Party out slap a sickle on their logo and call them comrade 000
Salina @salinafloye.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Cleaned my oven for the first time since moving instatic.klipy.comWoman's Playful Hair Flip MomentAlt: Rhianna flipping her ponytail 010
Salina @salinafloye.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Someone in one of my book groups was trying to figure out the milking setup in Morning Glory Milking Farm but couldn't picture it in their mind so I drew how I pictured it as someone with no talent 200
Salina @salinafloye.bsky.social · 28/09/2026A video game called "I'm Built Different" about flying to the sun as Icarus but you level up somehow and customize your Icarus until you land on the sun 110
Salina @salinafloye.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My parents said they would call me when they were back from brunch but that was 3 hours ago so either they've forgotten about me or died 100
Salina @salinafloye.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Someone in my complex keeps heavily smoking weed around 3am and it keeps waking me up because I hate the smell so much 000
Salina @salinafloye.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Everyday I come on Al Gore's internet and everyday I learn something I wish I hadn't you'd think I'd learn but I never will 000
Salina @salinafloye.bsky.social · 26/09/2026People need to talk about lay down time compatibility in relationships. I need a certain amount of time laying down per day and if I don't get it I become evil. 010
Reposted by Salinaleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026CORRECTION: "Choosin' Texas" by Ella Langley is not the longest-running #1 hit in history. It is still "Oh! Mother May I Have A Lolly" by The Sweetum Boys, legally the only song that existed from the years 1912 to 1916. 5108193
Salina @salinafloye.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I just realized I could probably demolish one of those blind guessing games with different brands of milk 000
Salina @salinafloye.bsky.social · 21/09/2026As sad as I am that summer is over and its getting cold that also means its almost sumo citrus season which is the only thing that gets me through winter 000
Salina @salinafloye.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I've been dealing with a rough migraine for several days but I still went outside and it was nice 020
Reposted by SalinaSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 161191533870
Salina @salinafloye.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Got my car serviced and I thought it was going to be more than it was so I bought yarn to celebrate 😌 020
Salina @salinafloye.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Personally I think if you comment something on a post that has already been commented you should be imprisoned for 10 years 010
Salina @salinafloye.bsky.social · 15/09/2026If ed sheeran ruined his career because some billionaire didnt want macklemore to say free Palestine in his venue that'll be so funny 110
Salina @salinafloye.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Being a librarian is just being an IT person without the admin passwords 010
Salina @salinafloye.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I'm trying to write a query letter to get an agent for my book and this is so much harder than writing the book wtf 030
Salina @salinafloye.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It's 17C in my place but I refuse to turn on the heating until at least mid October and I also refuse to wear pants at home so I'm just going to suffer and complain 010
Salina @salinafloye.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Please stop calling people reading in public performative we need people to read more I don't care if it's performative I'm begging 010
Salina @salinafloye.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Had to read "I am tasked with gathering information that describes information" in an email today 100
Salina @salinafloye.bsky.social · 10/09/2026A family members partner couldnt wake him up yesterday and he's in the hospital with a mass in his brain which obviously sucks but what also sucks is that for literal MONTHS I've been asking people closer to him if he's okay, what's going on etc etc because he's being real weird in the group chat 000
Salina @salinafloye.bsky.social · 09/09/2026One of the only things that makes me jealous of Americans is state fairs that have all those competitions I want to knit a sweater and enter it in one of those things so bad 010
Salina @salinafloye.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Just had some fingers sublux for the first time that shit sucks 001
Salina @salinafloye.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Is this a good time to admit that I've played almost every Legend of Zelda game but have never finished a single one 000
Salina @salinafloye.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I love how my parents give me updates I have no idea who 24 year old Luke is 001
Salina @salinafloye.bsky.social · 07/09/2026My neighbours always use command start to start up their car and I'm closer to the parking lot so I can hear it but they probably cant and their car sounds like shit every single time and one of them is heavily pregnant 100
Salina @salinafloye.bsky.social · 06/09/2026None of us are immune to protein propaganda I've been buying a protein pancake mix and there is only 4 more grams of protein in it and 1 gram more of fiber than the much cheaper kind 000
Salina @salinafloye.bsky.social · 06/09/2026My friend is dying from cancer (if anyone would like to donate to ovarian cancer research I'd ♥️ you forever) and I know people grieve differently but holy shit some people in her life piss me off being confronted with someone young with cancer like this really brings out selfishness in others. 020
Salina @salinafloye.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The Blue Jays are somehow in a playoff spot right now that's how shit the season has been lmao 000
Salina @salinafloye.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I don't think America will start a war with Canada but it sure is interesting that we have to have these conversations 100
Salina @salinafloye.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I like the simplicity of only having a laptop but it means i play less games because I dont want to spend 15 seconds plugging it into my docking station so I can use 2 monitors and my keyboard and all that 000
Salina @salinafloye.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I love the Blue Jay's but them doubling down saying they didn't use ai when this is in the video they posted is crazy 100
Salina @salinafloye.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I'm bummed that I don't like olives because I like the aesthetic of them so much. If you naturally like olives I think you're better than me. 010
Salina @salinafloye.bsky.social · 03/09/2026It's so wild seeing people posting their child's full government name with a picture of them in front of their school like do what you want it's your life but I won't even cross post photos of bugs I upload to iNaturalist with my town tagged just in case someone makes that connection 000
Salina @salinafloye.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I started tracking my food again because everyone in my family is having health problems and I'm feeling fine about it but if I start talking about doing intermittent fasting or paleo or whatever I'm going to need someone to euthanize me. 020
Salina @salinafloye.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Can't believe i posted a selfie like a day before national big boob day and had no idea im really so powerful when you think about it 000
Salina @salinafloye.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The youtube algo naturally recommended the first ever youtube video to me for no reason brother its been 21 years ive seen it i promise 010
