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Salarez the Married Munchlax

@salarez.bsky.social
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ko-fi.com/salarezart Munching my way through life. Professional Animator. BA Poli Sci. Posting silly drawings, Pokémon, and fiber art creations. When I discuss politics, it is only as an 'unserious social media creature'. Opinions are my own.

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Salarez the Married Munchlax @salarez.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It was everything Ive always wanted and more.
Phillip the cat is sniffing some floral arrangement.it is zoomed in to honly se his face and sniffer.
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Salarez the Married Munchlax @salarez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is not animation work and should not come up in animation work searches. This is glorified data entry. I will not give you fuckers my eyes Ive cultivated over these years.
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Salarez the Married Munchlax @salarez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
By the decree of @breadedrye.bsky.social i have given the long legged dog booties to match Kieran's humanoid armor. I will evwntually draw him with the pure joy of this dog with booties on.
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Salarez the Married Munchlax @salarez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Definitely this guy too. But I hate its evolution.
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Salarez the Married Munchlax @salarez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Warning. If you decide that youre going to play a werewolf in DnD half a decade ago but swear up and down that its not a furry thing, you may find yourself designing dog armor. He may be a maned wolf but he's still a knight! Booof!!
Sketches of a maned wolf with large tusks. Action pose jumping down and swinging the back legs around. A crown of stars adorns its head. A puppy giving big stretch. And a sketch of the dog armor desigb. It has a skull like helmet a cape and various other loosely designed gauntles and 'boots'.A grumpy Kieran Dorn standing in front of the door to his captains quarters. He wears a red gambeson and a coif. He says "Feeling daring today arent we?" to the viewer.
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Salarez the Married Munchlax @salarez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
DITTO AS A SYRPENT THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Ditto transforms into one of hydrapples syrpents. He is goofy and off putting but the other heads of the hydra seem to perhaps accept them.
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Salarez the Married Munchlax @salarez.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Apology accepted.
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Salarez the Married Munchlax @salarez.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They are snug.
A plush snorlax and unown tucked in under a floral comforter.
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Salarez the Married Munchlax @salarez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Little piece of the next pokemon Im drawing for the poke encloypedia zine. Those with siblings in shared spaces may relate to these two.
A cropped cartoon image of two serpent like creatures heads emerging from a giant sticky apple. One is leering mockingly at the other who looks annoyed.
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Salarez the Married Munchlax @salarez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I actually sketched (and did not complete lol) Kieran's breakfast of preference. 3 eggs, 2 sausages, biscuits and gravy, toast with jam, spiced potatoes, and hot cider. Its a lot of food but he's a 20 year old werewolf. *smacks OC on head* Theres a lot of metabolism in this lad.
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Salarez the Married Munchlax @salarez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What was said to Ser Captain Kieran Dorn to get this response? :oc
A sketch in color of a half orcish man in a red gambeson with a gorget. He is exhausted and standing in front of a dark room. He says "Feeling daring today, aren't we?"
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Salarez the Married Munchlax @salarez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Phillip Appreciation Post: Fun fact about Phillip, he has a permanent kink in the last few vertebrae of his tail. He was born this way. His mama had a very large litter of 9 and Phils tail got squished by his siblings in utero. It gives him the perpetual appearance of a question mark. No pain!
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Salarez the Married Munchlax @salarez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Each and every day, yeah.
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Salarez the Married Munchlax @salarez.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Making progress on my third zine piece. The project is still in its early stages but Im excited to have these to show off as prints next year. :)
A cropped sketch showing a photo of a happy ratticate holding a ribbon with a hyper contest first place trophy in front
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Salarez the Married Munchlax @salarez.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Been cooking illusrations for @axlotlzines.bsky.social 's complete national dex. Having a lot of fun! Some cropped thumbnail wips. My unown illustration was fun to thumbnail in crayon. And Shiny Applin! First 2 pieces done, many more to come!
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Salarez the Married Munchlax @salarez.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Look if you dont like my munchlax sketches at their stupidest, you don't deserve my good drawings I spend time on. :v
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Salarez the Married Munchlax @salarez.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Went through old art for what I can only assume is for a surprise from @breadedrye.bsky.social and found a gem. This is my munchlax OC, Reggie (Boy Munchlax is Always Reggie) drawn a decade ago. He horrifies me with his teeth!!! And then here's the redo I didnt know was a redo from a year ago!
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Salarez the Married Munchlax @salarez.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Y'all Im cooked. Here is Ace my new Mystery Dungeon OC in celebration of Super PMD's anniversary. I made them an explorers scarf and everything. #pmd #unown
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Salarez the Married Munchlax @salarez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I didnt expect to get anything for the 30th but my local shop had ETBs. I got many good hits including special arts of maushold, salamence, and of alolan exegutor. And the special charizard everyone is probably shitting themselves over. Happy 30th everyone! Heres my pikachu collection and hits. ^_^
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Salarez the Married Munchlax @salarez.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Would Jerome like to be friends with my Rattata? :3c
A rattata amigurumi sitting on a green plate. It is standing and looks mischievous at the viewer. Same rattata amigurumi but squeezed tightly in a hand in the 'rat give me your money' meme pose.
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Salarez the Married Munchlax @salarez.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Draw Steel is something else. My cleric found a demon skull in the dungeon. Rolled to research it. My research complication/event was THE SKULL HAS A HAG CONTRACT ON IT!!!
A description of a Research Project in progress from a snippet of the Draw Steel Foundry interface. Along with data about the project's size (45) and current progress (15/45) it also includes flavor text.

The devil skull has been harvested for specific purpose, and perhaps that purpose was made the most clear under the light of the moon. Cydrik notices a contract written on the skull in the light of a full moon. The contract promises that anyone who signs it in blood will receive the true and full answer to three questions, in exchange for a week of service to the hag Corrine Withersnipe. The hag appears instantly if the contract is signed.
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Salarez the Married Munchlax @salarez.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The tiniest snippet of Unown X in the background of the next piece I am contributing to a very large pokemon fan project zine I am in. X!!!
The pokemon Unown X hitting a grovy pose with its X shape body.
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Salarez the Married Munchlax @salarez.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oh! 🌟 I caught a Shiny Unown F! I think Unown A is excited to have a friend. Theyre tight AF! #crochet #pokemon
Two plushies on a podium, a large pokemon, Unown, shaped like the letter A crocheted in black yarn. A second smaller unown sits next to it. It is shaped like an F and made in blue yarn as a shiny. Shiny Unown F crocheted. Shiny Unown F with a funky pose. Crochet stuffed animal.
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Salarez the Married Munchlax @salarez.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Guess the letter! #unown
Crochet project. It is a creature with a singular eye and a long limb.
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Salarez the Married Munchlax @salarez.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I love them. They are a life sized unown plushie. Aaaah ive wanted this forever and all my life.
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Salarez the Married Munchlax @salarez.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I decided to buy blanket yarn and use my largest hook on this pattern because fuck it... Stumbled into making a life size Unown. Wanna guess the letter? Ill link the pattern later or it would spoil it haha.
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Salarez the Married Munchlax @salarez.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Always hahaha. X.x Ive been bringing Oddish along as well. Theyre very stress ball shaped haha. Hopefully making it a more regular habit will make it more tolerable.
Crochet oddish in a whimsical but standoffish pose.
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Salarez the Married Munchlax @salarez.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Work not mine, but my future mother in laws. We visited over the weekend and she was mentioning that she was disappointed that she finished the trim on the blanket before realizing it was too short for her. Its not too short for me!!! Its beautiful and Im so floored to have just been given it. <3
A crochet blanket laid out over a couch to display it. It is stripped with orange, green, purple, and yellow in a fall toned color palette. Close up image of the blankets stitch work. Unfortunately mama forgot what the name of the stitch was called so I can't tell you.
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Salarez the Married Munchlax @salarez.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Haha. Hahahahaha. Hah. Hahahahaha. They relaxed the rules on BESTIALITY and HIRING PROSTITUTES, but if you've smoked weed more than 24 times after you've turned 18 NO FBI FOR YOOOOOOU. But dont worry, you can fuck a sheep at 16 and we gotta take the whooole person into account.
The idea behind some of the new guidelines is to consider the whole person in the application process, as opposed to automatically disqualifying someone based on one factor, one of the sources said.
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Salarez the Married Munchlax @salarez.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ive been enjoying nanoblocks lately. Pokemon diaroma with ramen.
Nanoblock figures of Lugia, Ho-oh, and New enjoying nanoblock Ramen.
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Salarez the Married Munchlax @salarez.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I heard Bluesky upped their video upload limits so.... DOUBLE U ATTACK!!! Finished the anim and rendering of this bad boy after over 20 hours of work between last Wednesday. I hope you enjoy my shiny unown and their fierce Hidden Power! #animation #pokemon #ruinsofalph
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Salarez the Married Munchlax @salarez.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The chandelier in the house we're renting was filthy when we moved in. Admittedly a lot of the house was. X.x its an old place and the landlord didnt do any professional cleaning and it shows. But hey. Ive got two hands,cleaning chemicals, and elbow grease.
Before and after of a very dirty glass held in a hand over a dish rack next to a clean glass drying in the rack
A clean chandelier
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Salarez the Married Munchlax @salarez.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ive been painting a background for my unown animation and jamming on coloring the special effects all day SO ITS NOT SURPRISING MY IPAD IS DEAD but... no wanna wait until charge... only draw... >:[
3 panel dog comic. In each panel the dog is holding a ball.

Panel 1: Reads "Pls throw??"

Panel 2: Has a human hand reach for the ball. Dog makes an angry face. "NO TAKE!!"

Panel 3: Close up on the angry dog face. It holds the ball tightly in its mouth. "NO THROW"
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Salarez the Married Munchlax @salarez.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Any day where I get to clean my bong up real nice is a day that makes me happy. Nothing like smoking out of fresh glassware.
Glassware. A bong decorated with Bender and Rick that says Space Alcoholics.
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Salarez the Married Munchlax @salarez.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Nyoooommmm... Nyuhm nyuhm nyumh wooOOOOOOOoooo PSHUUUH! ... shhoOOM. :3c Continuing on this little Unown's DOUBLE U ATTACK. Lines mostly done, but I'll need to take a pass to lock in the wobbly aspect of that right arm. I think I am gonna rough a mystery dungeon scarf in. #pmd #pokemon #animation
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Salarez the Married Munchlax @salarez.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Added VFX to this guy, did some minor tweaks to the framing of the animation. If you're interested in more thoughts about this check out my blog on kofi in my link! I think bluesky mutes posts with links. ^_^ #animation #pokemon #pokemonanimation
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Salarez the Married Munchlax @salarez.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Oooooh if I keep my animation tests short enough I can actually post them here as gifs. I knocked this rough pass out in about 3.5 hours. I plan to animate some effects (charged attack, teleport exit). Unown is a cutie! #pokemon #animation
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Salarez the Married Munchlax @salarez.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
So much actually. I started with Super Mystery Dungeon. I believe Im approaching the end of the story, which is a little disappointing cuz it felt like it was just getting good, but there might be post game story. Then I Pokopia'd. Im loving bubbly basin. Heres me and a new favorite, Stunfisk.
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Salarez the Married Munchlax @salarez.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My fiance discovered that Philly Baby responds really well to the sound Link makes to his horses in Breath of the Wild when we need to herd him into the kitchen for dinner time. Arms outstretched. Hoo huh! Hoo huh! Phillip: OH I gotta MOVE!!! Unrelated Phillip Photos Below.
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Salarez the Married Munchlax @salarez.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
This is the kinda pokemon that gives me life. DOUBLE U ATTACK!!
Screenshot of Pokemon Super Mystery Dungeon. A W shaped Unown says "I'm W! Double U attack! Sorry... I just wanted to say that. Just because."
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Salarez the Married Munchlax @salarez.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Youtube allow ChatGPT to serve its app users AI generated ads that cant even labeled ChatGPTs product correctly. 08.03.26 Is a quality day for advertising history. Remember when ads were made by artists? Remember when they werent serving us piss and shit and calling it gourmet? #fuckAI
Photo of a television set with a youtube AI generated Ad on display. There is the facsimile of an elderly woman screaming into a phone. Her face is obscured by bright yellow text  in variable fonts that says "try live- translation with hatGPT Voice."
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Salarez the Married Munchlax @salarez.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Rough rougu rough sketch idea for my #drawsteel character Im making. I believe they are going to be a conduit of the saint Atossa the Shepard. Shout out to how cool the religion is in this system. I took some liberties with the dragon knigth and made it Spyro coded, but hey. Fight me!
Rough sketch of an anthro dragon. They appear to be a scholar with glasses perched on their head. They have curled horns with dangling trinkets. And wear an infinity scarf around their neck. They have some pants, foot wraps, pouches, and a curled tail. They stand with their right hand gesturing to the side and their left arm behind their back. Text says "Cydriktaynth".
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Salarez the Married Munchlax @salarez.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
If you dont love me at my sketch drawing/color exploration, you dont deserve me at 'finished product' 😤. This month bullied the hell out of me but Im happy with this final sketch attack of mine and @breadedrye.bsky.social 's starcrossed lovers. *pats hood of mech* We can fit so much longing in here.
A sketch of two men, soaring into mid frame. The smaller man has angel wings and horns, while the other has demonic wings and a loosely sketched trail of green fire behind him. They are bound by corded wires around their neck held by mechanical three fingered hands and beheld by a monoeye. Text reads 'The Devil' at the bottom. Spiderweb like patterns frame the illustration. The scene is mostly depicted in tones of purple and blues to distinguish figures from the background. It is a rough digital painting.
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Salarez the Married Munchlax @salarez.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Hey wait, is your cat named Odysseus and is being a terror? I also have a cat named Odysseus who is a terror. He has broken 2 whole tvs by purposefully pushing them over to wake us up at night.
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Salarez the Married Munchlax @salarez.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Booted up the ole 'axe head' 2DS to play Pokemon Super Mystery Dungeon for the first time. The 2DS was such a solid system (literally). This bad boy journeyed with me through two college campuses and countless commutes, streetpassing and tracking my steps. Love it! Also lightweight for smol hands!
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Salarez the Married Munchlax @salarez.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Appletun and Dipplin sticker progress! These will go in the B-grade pile with the old printing because I messed up the vinyl a bit loading the sheet crooked at firet. X.x but hey, they came out great otherwise. #pokemon These will be going up on kofi soon! ko-fi.com/salarezart
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Salarez the Married Munchlax @salarez.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Weekend progress: Bonglax and MunchBurger stickers now exist. I did apply the vinyl sheet like shit though so I only was able to rescue about half of the sheet lol. Hopefully cricut cutting the pages I didnt mess up will go well. And then heres progress on my first ever blanket. Fuck AI! :D
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Salarez the Married Munchlax @salarez.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Oooooh shiiiit. First time Ive used the new printer I bought myself in January on anything not for the wedding! The color quality on these stickers is putting everything in my shop to shame!!! I might drop the price on all the old stuff and start reprinting with this better printer. :o
3 sheets of pokemon stickers laid out across a covered printer.
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Salarez the Married Munchlax @salarez.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The crime and the criminal, who was Very Thirsty the rest of the day... wonder why buddy...
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Salarez the Married Munchlax @salarez.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This text post on my feed matched your art too well lol.
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