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@saladithius.bsky.social
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i used to eat grocery bags when i was 38 years old

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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 12h
Who wants to buy my limited time big chungus burger for pride month. serious offers only
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
heckin le epic heroin + meth time
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9cm Worm Makes Own Food @lucketechtips.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
chief keef is very upset about the wordle on discord
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fortnite heroin mod free download click here
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
go watch grambo
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
abstaining from fentanyl and lean for 1 week call that Lent
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
repost chungus
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
do you guys ever try to workshop new joke posts here but every time you think of one it sounds exactly like you're a conspiracy theorist
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
9/11 large chungus challenge
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
playing heroin fortnite later. who wants to mainline on the battle bus #ILoveTuesdays
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Top Ten Cool Moments
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
sorry man I don't have time to play Fall Guys Lethal Company im reallly busy shooting up gay heroin at the moment. gimme like two days
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
where my awesome heroin gamers at
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
9/11 hype moments and aura compilation
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
fuuuuck dude what do you MEAN hawk tuah died
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
6 or 7 little skibidis mogging on the bed
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
we got aqesome 9/11 labubu moments in twitch history at the function bro tap in bro cmon FUCK
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Tony Zaret @tonyzaret.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Me for 10,000th time: I am a THERIAN. That means animal on the INSIDE, human on the OUTSIDE. The literal OPPOSITE of a furry. My bigot grandson: ok boomer
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
*chortles perhaps once or twice* bro is Fastidious on that
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Bigs @goatemperor.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
your ass so fat that we call it the elephant in the room
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Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Top 17 chunguslop ahh moments in twitch history
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Awesome Skibidi Moments in Twitch Hustory
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
football player thinking "this touchdown's for you jesus!"

meanwhile jesus is watching best of zach on tv
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
alright, guys, we're getting too many orders right now. we're gonna have to 867 the Labubu Drizzy Steak
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Uni at the bar. “I need a drink today…” 🍸
A black-and-white cat resting with one paw stretched forward
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Save big money at menards Brothheeerrr
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
dude do you want to watch 9/11 funny moments compilation #584 with me dude. Dude please. Dude
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Struggling mom & pop data center
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Johnson "Hawk Costco" Brinnle stole my fucking 67 fortnite battle pass
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Kyrgyzstan
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
ARE YOU A 67 MALE??? (& IS IT BETTER THAN ALPHA?)
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Tony Zaret @tonyzaret.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Soooo… I met Jackie Chan at the Dallas airport and the experience was, shall we say, extremely disappointing? He wouldn’t kiss my BARELY INFECTED pet toad and when I asked if he would buy me a beer I did NOT mean some watered down American pilsner!!!
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Top Ten Awesome Sex Moments In Hollywood From 1965
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Just put the skibidi in the toilet bro
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
#SkibidiDisasters
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
We didnt have this "Hawk Tuah" back in my day.. we Had The Three Stooges and polio
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
guys.... today is my BIRTHDAY.......... WAOW.......
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Tony Zaret @tonyzaret.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
How to spot AI generated Girlfriends
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Where In The World Is Kai "Hawk Tuah" Cenat: A Costco Adventure
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Problematic fanum medias
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
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9cm Worm Makes Own Food @lucketechtips.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
ladies i am pissing
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
sorry bro let me put my galoshes on before I go to the fanum tax torture chamber
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 09/03/2026
LEON SMASH #re9
Why leon cant use typewriters anymore in resident evil 9
Leon prepares to type on typewriter
He is too strong and his big beefy muscles smash the typewriter instead
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
a little bit of hawk tuah in my life. a little bit of fanum by my side. a little bit of sigma's all I need. a little bit of 61's what I see.
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