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@saladithius.bsky.social
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i used to eat grocery bags when i was 38 years old

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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 11h
im pretty sure yea
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 13h
My acer nitro 5 that ive been using for 5 years:
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Tony Zaret @tonyzaret.bsky.social · 13h
Due to a lack of teen-friendly ‘third spaces,’ young people are invading fandoms and ruining them with toxic antishipping - a problem we’ve solved with Teen Tents™! A full acre of third space where kids can be kids instead of leaving unwanted ‘constructive criticism’ on my Dora the Explorer darkfics
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
why was 8 afraid of 9 because 10 11 12
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ohggh my god youtu.be/tNy-sqj7BCc?...
youtu.be
Farewell Transmission
YouTube video by Songs: Ohia - Topic
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
heck tuah
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
do you guys think Nostalgia Critic remembers 9/11 so we dont have to
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Who wants to buy my limited time big chungus burger for pride month. serious offers only
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
heckin le epic heroin + meth time
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
erm. Not what I said.
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
coomf (catsu oomf)
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hoomf (heroin oomf)
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bro forge
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you dont understand wordle in 5 is that shit i dont like
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9cm Worm Makes Own Food @lucketechtips.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
chief keef is very upset about the wordle on discord
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Balls 3D ist mein Lieblingsvideospiel.
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I listen to epic music that makes you say wow
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
you're okay, dude. given what you're dealing with, I don't blame you.
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pyfagoras.....
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#aristotlegooners
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
socrates goons
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fortnite heroin mod free download click here
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i have said this and will continue to say it. its awesome
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
go watch grambo
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this is why the best route to go is to date another bisexual person
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
genuinely dude, idk if its something you can do, but therapy would be a really good idea. im about to start therapy again myself and I think its going to help. just something to consider
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I feel as though I will be struck down by god himself. Dear god.
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
abstaining from fentanyl and lean for 1 week call that Lent
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
NOOOOOO
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
no need to apologize, it can't be easy going through this. i can't even imagine, really
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
repost chungus
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What the fuck are you talking about. What the fuck. Fuck you.
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
repost chungus
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
when mr balls calls, you ANSWER. he is the real deal.
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In unrelated news the Dalai Lama got me hooked on fent
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
do you guys ever try to workshop new joke posts here but every time you think of one it sounds exactly like you're a conspiracy theorist
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
when the skibidi function has costco chungus. Retweet if you are in agreeance I need money
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
9/11 large chungus challenge
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
There's no time for resting.
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
please don't. I cant imagine how you feel rn but just remember that you've got people you can talk to, dude
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
playing heroin fortnite later. who wants to mainline on the battle bus #ILoveTuesdays
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Top Ten Cool Moments
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
sorry man I don't have time to play Fall Guys Lethal Company im reallly busy shooting up gay heroin at the moment. gimme like two days
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
where my awesome heroin gamers at
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
9/11 hype moments and aura compilation
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
and like. it's gonna be 98 DEGREES again next week!! what the fuck!!
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
yeah it fucking sucks, we dont have any units in any bedrooms, so i have to either leave my door open and still feel hot or close it and literally get a headache from the heat
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
it has been 85 degrees in my house all summer. i do NOT have central ac, just two window units in the living room. im going to make summer illegal now
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salad @saladithius.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
fuuuuck dude what do you MEAN hawk tuah died
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