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Robin

@sailorshanties.neocities.org
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in my 20's, internet funnywoman, multimedium savant. ask me about pirates icon by @mikadll.bsky.social

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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 13/10/2026
HE'S FUCKING TECHIES
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GENC @genc.newgrounds.com · 03/10/2026
Alucard Hellsing
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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 29/09/2026
if that new skeleton hero in deadlock has blast jumping mechanics i will straight up cum on the spot
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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 24/09/2026
see y'all in 2028, Fire Dan. there's an argument for axing dipoto and stanton as well, but above all else Fire Dan
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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 24/09/2026
mariners officially eliminated from playoff contention
stock image of a guy in silhouette breaking chains
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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 24/09/2026
fuck the astros
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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 18/09/2026
can one of my friends come over to my house and smuggle me in to mag thanks
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 15/09/2026
there is no greater tragedy in this world than discovering an underground artist with a cool name and album art but their music is almost antithetical to your personal tastes and expectations
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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 14/09/2026
vikings won AND it's a scorigami
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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 11/09/2026
thinking about Hunter S. Thompson's write-up today, written (allegedly) merely a week afterwards
We are At War now, according to President Bush, and take him at his word. He also says the War might last for "a very long time."

Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history--which is no doubt true--but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a war-time economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed.

That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.
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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 09/09/2026
videos game are cool yeah but also FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 09/09/2026
new metroid has cool robot guys in cloaks so it automatically is the best thing that was shown today
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The Momo Challenge @mopinks.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
ocarina of time remake looks both pretty and ugly which I feel does accurately capture the essence of ocarina of time
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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 08/09/2026
not true! they also added a dash
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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 04/09/2026
(take it yourself here: mydialect.us/quiz-standar...)
mydialect.us
Standard Language Quiz — Dialect Map Quiz
Take the Standard Language Quiz to see your regional US speech profile on an interactive dialect map. Based on the Harvard Dialect Survey.
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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 04/09/2026
what i learned from this is that i should move to Niagara Falls
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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 04/09/2026
took that dialect test people have been wiling about lately
A heat map of American dialects, shaded from rich blue (least likely) to rich red (most likely.) The largest blue spot on the map centers around the Southeastern United States, being its strongest in Louisiana, Mississippi, and Alabama. The largest red spots are found in the Western and Midwestern United States, with the strongest spots being Washington state, California, central Colorado, and the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.
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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 04/09/2026
hope you had fun, in spite of how our season is currently going
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Abz-J-Harding ☾ @abzjharding.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
computer graphics (1983) archive.org/details/TODA...
a 3d rendered skeleton on a chequered scape, a see through cactus to the left. the skeleton is wearing a cowboy hat and is resting one leg on a disembodied eyeball. hills in the background.
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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 26/08/2026
thank you, Mr. Long John Silver.
tim curry as Long John Silver in MUPPET TREASURE ISLAND (1996) surrounded by gold, ecstatic.
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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 26/08/2026
The Reaper keeps taking the wrong fucking octogenarians. filing a complaint to its manager as we speak
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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 25/08/2026
LOOK BACK (anime movie, 2024) genuinely stood there dumbfounded for a good 5 or 10 minutes after the twist was revealed. i'm talking opened jaw, wide eyed shock. that's how you know this is a good 'un
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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 21/08/2026
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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 21/08/2026
EPIC!!1!
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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 20/08/2026
(also a huge fan of the side story "Northwest Comix Collective," which is just Evan Dorkin saying "hey, there's giant assholes *everywhere.* you're not instantly better than these guys just because you don't read Marvel. check yourself")
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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 20/08/2026
THE ELTINGVILLE CLUB (comic/tv show, 1994-2015) a great glance into the eldritch abomination known as "fandom." constant screaming and fighting over things that nobody in their right mind should ever give a minutia of a shit about. it's hell, and it's beautiful to behold.
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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 19/08/2026
why does dan wilson still have a job
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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 19/08/2026
just looked at the score from yesterday's game
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Moby Dick by artist Gerard DuBois
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pat | COMMISSIONS OPEN @patsux.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Digital painting of a demon. He is partially covering half of his face with his right arm, with only his lips nose visible and a glowing left eye. He has big devil horns and small angel wings.
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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 13/08/2026
just had my first arizona green tea
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Always Sunny: Frank's Oh My God Moment
Alt: Frank from "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" (as played by Danny DeVito) saying "Oh my god... I get it" in shock.
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JER (They/Them) @skatunenetwork.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
SKA IS A THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i've been laughing at this for 30 minutes
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Jive unalive 💀 @jivexxl.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
for those who celebrate: it is the 20th anniversary of a funny dog eat a pepsi.
A funny dog eat a pepsi.. This is so funny picture
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 04/08/2026
Frame of Jacob highlighted by the moon in a large empty room from the end of his video "the future is an empty room"
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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 03/08/2026
rabbit day
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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 03/08/2026
FLCL (anime, 2000) another example of "things that would've blown my mind had i watched it at 14 instead of now." great music, canti is such a cool design for a character, incomprhensible plot but i think that's on purpose. rock on
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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 01/08/2026
best part of the first day of the month is watching the Phillip Onbread "Festive Medic" videos and seeing a bunch of people in the comments celebrating, even after 15+ years since their uploads
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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 31/07/2026
pov: you are a Sabbat grunt (thank you!)
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 28/07/2026
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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 24/07/2026
(100x100, original size here imgur.com/ayTZKsv) L. Emon Ademan, at your service.
A pixel sprite of an old-timey bartender with a lemon for head. He is giving a toothy, mustached grin while clasping his hands together.
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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 23/07/2026
should be an unwritten rule ala Neutral Response
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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 23/07/2026
i hope there's a Hell so that i have the ability to torture every single person living in Silicon Valley for as long as i want
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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 23/07/2026
also discovered (fairly recently!) that instead of it being a clean link like Literally Every Other Video On The Search Results Page it will also append a tracker module in there too, so i now have to MANUALLY COPY THE LINK and scrub it of that and the fucking timestamp to *start* watching a video
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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 23/07/2026
YouTube likes doing this thing where it'll automatically timestamp a video in the search results based on what keywords you type and every time i click on the video i have to manually go back to the start of the video (which is where i want to start watching from) and i fucking hate it
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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 22/07/2026
best approximation i can give to this feeling is this image
james gandolfini (most known for playing the criminal overlord Tony Soprano in "The Sopranos") on an episode of Sesame street getting a comically large lollipop from a Muppet barber at a hair salon
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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 22/07/2026
as someone whose only experience with GITS has been the movie it is quite an experience to see Motoko Kusanagi (who i remember as "badass police gynoid who rips apart tanks with her teeth, tits out and all") become a slice of life anime protagonist
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