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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 24/09/2026

mariners officially eliminated from playoff contention

stock image of a guy in silhouette breaking chains

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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 14/09/2026

vikings won AND it's a scorigami

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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 11/09/2026

thinking about Hunter S. Thompson's write-up today, written (allegedly) merely a week afterwards

We are At War now, according to President Bush, and take him at his word. He also says the War might last for "a very long time."

Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history--which is no doubt true--but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a war-time economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed.

That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.

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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 09/09/2026

videos game are cool yeah but also FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 04/09/2026

took that dialect test people have been wiling about lately

A heat map of American dialects, shaded from rich blue (least likely) to rich red (most likely.) The largest blue spot on the map centers around the Southeastern United States, being its strongest in Louisiana, Mississippi, and Alabama. The largest red spots are found in the Western and Midwestern United States, with the strongest spots being Washington state, California, central Colorado, and the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.

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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 26/08/2026

thank you, Mr. Long John Silver.

tim curry as Long John Silver in MUPPET TREASURE ISLAND (1996) surrounded by gold, ecstatic.

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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 25/08/2026

LOOK BACK (anime movie, 2024) genuinely stood there dumbfounded for a good 5 or 10 minutes after the twist was revealed. i'm talking opened jaw, wide eyed shock. that's how you know this is a good 'un

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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 20/08/2026

THE ELTINGVILLE CLUB (comic/tv show, 1994-2015) a great glance into the eldritch abomination known as "fandom." constant screaming and fighting over things that nobody in their right mind should ever give a minutia of a shit about. it's hell, and it's beautiful to behold.

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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 19/08/2026

just looked at the score from yesterday's game

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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 03/08/2026

FLCL (anime, 2000) another example of "things that would've blown my mind had i watched it at 14 instead of now." great music, canti is such a cool design for a character, incomprhensible plot but i think that's on purpose. rock on

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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 24/07/2026

(100x100, original size here imgur.com/ayTZKsv) L. Emon Ademan, at your service.

A pixel sprite of an old-timey bartender with a lemon for head. He is giving a toothy, mustached grin while clasping his hands together.

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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 22/07/2026

best approximation i can give to this feeling is this image

james gandolfini (most known for playing the criminal overlord Tony Soprano in "The Sopranos") on an episode of Sesame street getting a comically large lollipop from a Muppet barber at a hair salon

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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 07/07/2026

WE'RE ALL GOING TO THE WORLD'S FAIR (movie, 2021) a pretty grounding experience in how my usage of the internet is vastly different than most other people who this movie is trying to put in its crosshairs. i liked it. i think it let me know i was doing ok for myself!

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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 16/06/2026

BACKROOMS (movie, 2026) a little late on the bandwagon for this one, but i do gotta say i greatly enjoyed this! i like that it gives an actual *reason* for all the happenings going on, including the existence of weird creatures scouring the halls. well done, mr. youtube man

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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 14/06/2026

THE MATRIX (movie, 1999) single handedly responsible for why the early aughts were Like That. absolutely insane. found myself quoting scenes from heart despite the fact i haven't properly seen this film in years.

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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 04/06/2026

MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000: THE MOVIE (movie, 1996) it's just an episode of the show but with a little bit of a higher budget. which is to say: good fun. had a blast!

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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 02/06/2026

the photo on wikipedia's page for "Skeleton." holy fuck

A human skeleton riding a horse skeleton. The horse skeleton is up on two legs, whereas the human skeleton has one hand on the horse's "rein" and the other in the air, like it's waving around a hat.

(descriptors' note: this is from the Australian Museum in Sydney and i'm not kidding you they call this display the "Bone Ranger." like holy shit)

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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 25/05/2026

CLERKS (movie, 1994) an excellent glance into the horrors of retail work in north america. if i watched this movie at 15 i would be the most insufferable little shit you could've imagined. wild that kevin smith made this movie and nothing else!

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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 07/05/2026

POPEYE (movie, 1980) completely and utterly incomprehensible, but not only does it look nice it also has Robin Williams and Shelley Duvall in it so i'll take it

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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 30/04/2026

"check it." happy golden week 👙

An illustration of my sona, a chubby woman with thick blonde frizzy hair, wearing a golden bikini. She is presenting the top half of the bikini (or perhaps something else) to an unseen individual, bending her hips to give a better view. She has a smug look on her face while doing so.

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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 20/04/2026

FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS (movie, 1998, rewatch) my annual 4/20 re-watch. still holds a deep place within my mind and heart. long live gonzo journalism further thoughts here: boxd.it/e3qPN5

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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 14/04/2026

Moonchild is friend! Come, visit friend!

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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 13/04/2026

bonus chart with no category, simply what popped into my mind with the thought of "Oh Hey I Like That Game"

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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 07/04/2026

17776 (web story, 2017, reread) happy Humanity Becomes Immortal day, everyone! a beautiful story about mortality, the vastness of the human experience, and what it means to truly be "human" wrapped up in a nice little football-shaped bow. s/o to jon bois! may The Bulb forever rest in peace.

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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 05/04/2026

more like "hoppy" easter am i right

a rudimentary drawing of me in a bunnysuit giving a piece sign. there is some text to the left that says "Happy Easter!"

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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 02/04/2026

THE INCREDIBLES (movie, 2004, rewatch) you cannot convince me that spytech isn't the dopest shit on planet earth. especially when it's Brad Bird doing it. i could watch this movie 1000 times and never tire of it. still waiting on Ray Gunn to release btw [TAPS WATCH]

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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 29/03/2026

Looks like *I've* been playing chess, while you've been playing chess... like an idiot.

xavier from xavier renegade angel. he is a weirdly hairy man with flowing blonde hair, a beak for a nose and a snake for a left arm. he is raising his non-snake fist into the air.

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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 18/03/2026

TOMMY BOY (movie, 1995) remembered watching a clip of this in my high school health class and wanting to see how the rest of it played out. your run-of-the-mill 90's comedy movie, but overall not an unpleasant experience. best enjoyed while a little drunk.

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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 05/03/2026

TRANSFORMERS ONE (movie, 2023) one of the best transformers related Things in recent years (IDW comics notwithstanding, of course.) Steve Buscemi as Starscream is a prime (lol) contender for the perfect casting for that character. hope that rumoured sequel sees the light of day

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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 27/02/2026

goes without saying that i do not condone anything Cee Lo Green has done or said in the past 18 years, but

a quote card of Kylian Mbappé saying "I will be there no matter what." the quote is in large bold text overlaid on top of a picture of Kylian.

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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 26/02/2026

listened to all of the discography of Gorillaz over the course of the past 2 or so weeks in preparation for THE MOUNTAIN (and also to appease middle school me.) will write up something proper soon-ish but for now here's a ranking in the form of a tier list

a "tier list" of every album released by the electronic band Gorillaz.

S: Demon Days, The Now Now
A: Plastic Beach, Gorillaz (2000 eponymous debut album)
B: Cracker Island, The Fall
C: Song Machine, Season One: Strange Timez
D: Humanz

(transcriptionist's note: i will not apologize for being a basic bitch)

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Robin @sailorshanties.neocities.org · 14/02/2026

this is the only (verified) photo i could find of the man as a Ram in the grand scheme of things this means absolutely nothing. but it does go to show that no matter who you are in professional sports you are someone's favourite player.

A picture of former NFL tight end Bob Klein.

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