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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice

@sailormoondamus.gobirds.online
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Sov Cits (Derogatory). Dumptruckassery🍑. Medium Man. Gritty. LFC. Philly. GO BIRDS. Rage of a pissed off Badger; physical leverage of an origami goose. 🩷💜💙

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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 22/10/2026
Never deleting this app 💀💀💀💀 @jeffreykeese.bsky.social
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 17/10/2026
Jalen Hurts is on the IR
Larry David with an eagles hat: this is really one of the worst experiences of my life. I’m not exaggerating Take me out eagles edition
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 16/10/2026
Happy 5 years, my love 🥰
BF and I from a wedding Photo Booth being goobers
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 14/10/2026
If you like Hayley Williams, Janis Joplin, the Olivia’s, music in general, this is my new obsession. Remi Wolf, your game is so strong I fear I may not listen to anyone else for a whole week (that’s huge for me lol). I need people to talk about this album with bc 10/10
Remi Wolf 

New album: Mud
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 08/10/2026
Medium Man is a huge Yankees fan on his dad’s side and he’s adorable, so if that sways you lol (it’s swayed me even tho I suffer for it lmao)
MM in a Yankee uniform smiling adorably
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 06/10/2026
Is it Da Pope or because Medium Man once played on a White Sox team? The world may never know 😂
MM at 7 yo playing rec baseball in a white Sox uniform Cut out from his team photo where he looks so menacing when smiling lmao
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 04/10/2026
Happy birthday bubby 💖
Medium man and me; he is almost as tall as me and I have never seen the sun before
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 03/10/2026
God he really was such a bald baby for such a long time (like at least 11 months) and then BOOM the curls lmao
MM at 2 where his hair is so blonde and long and curly and 100% what my hair is now lmao
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 03/10/2026
I don’t think I’ve posted these here. But 12 years ago today, I laid eyes on you and I never want to not see you again. I love you Medium Man, from day 1 sweetie 💖
Me in the hospital with him as a newborn The professional hospital bed picMe looking down at him and he is still so cone headed but already smiling
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 02/10/2026
Today is Medium Man’s last day as an eleven year old. Please respect my privacy at this time as I mourn where the fuck the last decade has gone because what do you mean he’s not going to be tiny like this ever again?!!! 🥺🥺🥺😭😭💖💖💖
MM when he was a toddler smiling hard with a baseball hat on backwards MM as a toddler with his curls and a fedora Me looking down lovingly at a very newborn MM. he’s sleeping and has a little beanie on MM as a baby smiling wearing a crocheted Fox beanie
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 30/09/2026
I survived, bitch.
Me in a Phillies hoodie and my hair is askew and my mascara has caked all over my eyes and I can’t even open them and I’ve got a thumbs up but I am definitely dead inside
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 30/09/2026
It’s a FACT. 😂
Britt’s omg we’re so stupid face meme with the text: When you realize the Chevy Bel Air wasn't offered with a 327 engine and a four barrel carburetor until 1964
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 28/09/2026
This meme is gonna get way too much use I’m so sorry lmao
The oh I finished meme of me
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 27/09/2026
The oh I finished meme from the other day
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 26/09/2026
My legacy 😏
A photo collage by @miq.moe that has my PFP (at the time of posting this) which thank fuck is like the hottest pic of me in the blue dress and it has my skeet “oh I finished” with my handle 🍑
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 25/09/2026
No but this has me fucking screaming 💀😂💀😂
Threads post that says:

A recession indicator is Taylor Swift going from writing songs about Paris and London to writing them about Florida and Cleveland
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 22/09/2026
This bitch is no better than a man. My god that thang is OUTTTTT 🍑🍑🍑 Edmundo Sosa I love you lmfaooooo
Edmundo Sosa’s IG post and he’s manning a cannon and the way he is bent over his Dumptruck is just absolutely insane 🍑🍑🍑
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 22/09/2026
Since I’ve lost two years of my life, I figured I deserved a treat. I found the vinyl for the soundtrack of my favorite film Kimi No Na Wa (Your Name). This is imo the greatest film soundtrack of all time; that’s what I think of this album. 🥹🥹🥹
Kimi no Ma Wa soundtrack by Radwimps vinyl with one of the clear records on the turntable. Saint Gritty continues to bless the vinyls
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 22/09/2026
Clown besties for over a decade
Them being clowns on tour
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 21/09/2026
In Kelly green for the birds Go birds Go Angie Nixon 💚💖 @angieforfl.bsky.social
Donated and got my Angie Nixon shirt that says Angie Nixon is the vibe. Because she is.
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 20/09/2026
I’ve been suffering for so long man 🦅😭
A pic from the 90s with my brother and my dad and im wearing an eagles t-shirt with a pained smiled because I knew my life long fate as a fan of this stupid team
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 18/09/2026
I would just like to let the Philadelphia App know that Ed Sheeran is having his first show since he fucked around at the Linc tomorrow. In case any boo birds find themselves bored and would like to help him in his journey to finding out 💚
Medieval Gritty monk with the words: to fuck around is human to find out is divine
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 18/09/2026
She is everything
Hayley Williams show
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 17/09/2026
Blocked the troll but one of my better clapbacks
But what about the next time, babe? Are you ok with watching a baby die on tv became some dude cares more about a baseball than his own child?
I'm deeply me babe. I'm not on here letting people know I'm a morally repugnant asswipe like you
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jjax.bsky.social
@jjax.bsky.social
why do you keep calling me babe and doing those emojis? have you ever interacted with a person in real life?
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Well I have a child so yeah, I've fucked unlike you
And sweetie. I'm belittling you. The literacy crisis is rough for you
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 14/09/2026
It’s not much, but I’m trying to enjoy my vinyls more lately. Phoebe Bridgers up now (with a secret song!)
Lost Weekend

My little turntable with lots of records and all of Haruki Murakami’s books. And Gritty paraphernalia
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 12/09/2026
Phillies. Please. I stg. I’m old.
I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 11/09/2026
Homegoods is dropping Halloween merch specifically for @realqrampage.fightins.online
A corgi statue decoration with a witches hat and broom on it
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 10/09/2026
I AM FUCKING FERAL WE ARE WINNING THE WHOLE THING THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER IS FUCKING ONNNNNNNNNN
Edmundo Sosa saying “you know, going crazy” cuz the Phillies are gonna win it all
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 10/09/2026
WE ARE SO CLOSE TO JAKE THE MAKE 🥹🥹
Cutie patootie Jake Elliot smiling
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 06/09/2026
Imma go try and finish Widow’s Bay and cry for a while. Thanks Phillies😭😭😭
Sad don mattingly
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 06/09/2026
Stupid sports
Dissociating smiling baseball with a Phillies hat saying I’m at my fucking limit
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 04/09/2026
Going through some stuff and found a baby me in my prime 👶🏼🥍
Sophomore me playing lacrosse. Photographer caught me switching my cradle hands and I was as skinny as the lacrosse stick so I had to tie my jersey in the back to make it fit 😭😭😭
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 29/08/2026
Bitches love this precious little bb 🍑
Edmundo looking a bit faded saying “you know, going crazy!”Him looking adorable saying “big Homer”
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 28/08/2026
Friday night is for cozy, couch-rotting and Widow’s Bay 🥰👻
My tv with widows bay on and I’ve got lots of low lighting and it’s super comfy. Book stack includes Jitterbug Perfume
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 27/08/2026
I’m sorry. The female prosecutor saying Lindsay Clancy couldn’t have PPD bc she “acted normal” is SO FUCKING DANGEROUS. this was what I looked like & was doing when I had PPD that made me want to off myself. This line of thought is fucking disgusting. Check your internalized misogyny fuck ass bows
Me with a beer smiling at my son when he was less than 2 about to cheers with his apple juice. We are both smiling so hard and are happy in the moment yet my brain wanted me gone
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 26/08/2026
This butts on things calendar entry is the perfect distillation of my online experience IYKYK 🌋🍑😂
A volcano with a huge ass

Funny because my OG Twitter account was permabanned when I said Ted Cruz should wak into an active volcano after Jan 6
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 23/08/2026
Male footballers played better when their hair looked like Pidgeotto rather than the half bun. In this essay I will
Pidgeotto Pokémon with the slick back hair style
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 22/08/2026
I’ve watched Edmundo sliding home way too many times. I mean how thiccccccccc is this man?! 🍑
Zoomed out and you can still see the massive curve of the dumptruck Zoomed in and I am no better than a man 🍑
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 19/08/2026
Pcbr is Apollo confirmed
Apollo throwing a ball “the gift of prophesy” at “random internet users just trying to be comedic”
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 19/08/2026
Phillies have 69 wins 😈💦🍑
JT “so SITTABLE face” Realmuto with the pause de hidratiom graphic which is what he calls it when I sit on his face 💦Edmundo “DUMPERLICIOUS DADDY” Sosa the greatest Sosa to ever play baseball with his dumptruck as a tree trunk 🍑
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 17/08/2026
Watching you continue to crash out about this. You’ve dug yourself almost to the earth’s inner core (be careful of the heat!)
Sees post 

Cries (pain) 

Sees it again

Cries (agony even)

Give it a rest
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 11/08/2026
“Middle-school Man” 😭😭💙💙
Medium man looking way too tall but adorable as heck
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 08/08/2026
Craved some bbq. Well overestimated how much I could eat. Got the meat sweats. Am about to go into a food-induced coma. 😴😴😴😴😴😴
A shit ton of food. BBQ pulled pork, beans, cornbread, and sweet potato fries
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 07/08/2026
This is the supplemental cognitive behavioral therapy my mental health professionals prescribe when my SSRI is not quite hitting the serotonin levels I need
Medieval monk gritty with “to fuck around is human, to find out is divine”
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 02/08/2026
I finally threw out Medium Man’s booster seat. I’d put it off long enough but imma go drown in a puddle of my tears now because what do you mean this little one is now tall/old enough he doesn’t need any type of car seat?! 😭😭
MM around 2 years old eating an uncrustable in his stroller. Grinning like a cutie foolMM as a toddler with a straw fedora MM as a baby in a bouncer looking excited to see mommy MM as a toddler conked the fuck out on a plane with his head on a stuffed monkey
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 30/07/2026
Oh the joy of finding memes in my photo album I forgot I saved 💀
theslacey —thread:
Judge: And how do you plead?
Me: The seven sisters constellation your honor
Judge: Pleiades?
Me: Plea uh deez n-
My lawyer: OBJECTION
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 26/07/2026
I am SO HAPPY. SO HUNGRY! (I’ve wanted to try this place for MONTHS and finally feel healthy enough to eat here!)
Took myself out to breakfast. Having a British brunch sandwich and iced latte and readinf On Great Fields:Joshua Lawrence chamberlain and his fight to save the union by Ronald c white
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 25/07/2026
Unfortunately, they don’t have the closed captioning devices for imax (although thanks to all y’all, I know we can for any other movie now) but yeah this is insane (our first imax experience)
Middle of the imax theater and yeah this shit is cool. I can’t deny it
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 25/07/2026
I grabbed this before he could dirty delete. This is more childish than ANYTHING medium man has done
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Willie Dustice @wdustice.bsky.soc... •2h didn't you just make a big to-do about how it's awful for people to call you stupid? it feels like you just want to be told that you're right and get very angry when you're not immediately told that. i don't understand the appeal.
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I don't need to be told I'm right, I know I'm right. I want you to know I was right, and you were wrong.
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Willie Dustice @wdustice.bsky.soc... •2h i was wrong? about not having an interest in calling everyone stupid? feels like you're just trying to make yourself
Write your reply
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 24/07/2026
Oh I am already at TnA. May I present exhibit A:
Hannah Waddingham who is a WHOLE Woman with great T & A (VERY RESPECTFULLY, MAAM)
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