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God’s Favorite Transsexual

@sagesscribbles.bsky.social
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Sage. Not sponsored by KOSS. It takes one to know one. Please be normal. Former Mothman. knows all media. Divine Oracle. Ride the Hop. Milwaukee. She/fae.

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God’s Favorite Transsexual @sagesscribbles.bsky.social · 1h
Tonight I will watch Shaun the Sheep: The Beast of Mossy Bottom I love Aardman Animation and I hope and pray nothing befalls them.
Sage standing in front of the sign for Shaun the Sheep
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God’s Favorite Transsexual @sagesscribbles.bsky.social · 1h
Would you follow her to a Shaun the Sheep The Beast of Mossy Bottom/The Samurai and the Prisoner double feature???
Sage, wearing a long white dress, a green shawl type deal, and a green belt.
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God’s Favorite Transsexual @sagesscribbles.bsky.social · 8h
Tonight I will watch The Love Witch It’s They’s choice today and They Chose the love witch :)
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Phil Salvador @philsalv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We don't talk enough about the soundtrack of Fuck's Quest II, which was clearly made by someone who understands how to compose music and used that knowledge for evil
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God’s Favorite Transsexual @sagesscribbles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lake Michigan Monster (2018)
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God’s Favorite Transsexual @sagesscribbles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sometimes I’m glad I got into magic when I did where the old cards are still mildly accessible. If I was born like 20 years later and started playing at the same time all of those cards would be entirely out of reach. Kind of sad. Destroy the reserve list
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God’s Favorite Transsexual @sagesscribbles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hornse Girl
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God’s Favorite Transsexual @sagesscribbles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I loooooove marketing it’s so easy! Step 1: become president of the United States Step 2: talk about stuff
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God’s Favorite Transsexual @sagesscribbles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A few years ago I saw a tiktok of a beautiful transgender woman who always dressed in these beautiful ethereal dresses and I think it didn’t click at the time that that was also what I wanted. I’m doing it now I guess.
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God’s Favorite Transsexual @sagesscribbles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah I could absolutely get used to being a dress girlie.
Save wearing a green ren faire style dress under a moss green shawl with a dragonfly pin.
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God’s Favorite Transsexual @sagesscribbles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tonight I will watch Twilight. I’m getting the exclusive Plant Cut where I watch it through a big plant
A photo of Sage’s view of the screen at the twilight movie night
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God’s Favorite Transsexual @sagesscribbles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A glacier once yelled at my mom while we were at the grocery store, so yeah, I’m glad they’re melting.
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God’s Favorite Transsexual @sagesscribbles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So with the end of ren faire season fast approaching many of the ren faire clothing sites have stuff on sale so basically I’m changing my entire wardrobe to look like I should have a turkey leg and a pint of ale
Sage wearing a green dress with a red corset belt
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Niv Mizzet's Right Hand Squirrel @mtgcritical.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Next in my nights lineup is this goofy dood. I was honored when asked to put an ink sketch on the back of a Zug AP! ❤️ Ignoble Hierarch #mtgalters #artistproofs #goblins #gobbo #mrgobgobbalina
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God’s Favorite Transsexual @sagesscribbles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have 3 couches in my apartment and one of them needs to go
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God’s Favorite Transsexual @sagesscribbles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think Sea Turtles are faking it for attention
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Nightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
me in a Honey, I Shrunk The Kids sequel climbing the nerdy kid with acne's face to try and warn him his egg salad sandwich has my siblings in it
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God’s Favorite Transsexual @sagesscribbles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At the Reality Fracture Prerelease. Currently 1-0 with a deck I’m calling Mardu Cast Ajani Unrelenting.
Sage’s prerelease deck.
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God’s Favorite Transsexual @sagesscribbles.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think I’ve determined I conceptually find these social deduction films interesting but have yet to encounter one that speaks to me specifically
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God’s Favorite Transsexual @sagesscribbles.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tonight I will watch Knock at the Cabin Another M Night banger!!!!
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God’s Favorite Transsexual @sagesscribbles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I deserve good things
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God’s Favorite Transsexual @sagesscribbles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m so extremely stressed and I have to sit with this for like 2 more days before I even know if I’m being let go or relocated. How am I supposed to do this
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God’s Favorite Transsexual @sagesscribbles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So I may or may not have lost my job and I’m not even really sure what my options are. This fucking sucks
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God’s Favorite Transsexual @sagesscribbles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hmmm that’s bad
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God’s Favorite Transsexual @sagesscribbles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Chat, are you a man of a muppet or a muppet of a man
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God’s Favorite Transsexual @sagesscribbles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tonight I will watch The Muppets My blu ray for this was fucked up so I bought a new one :)
Sage holding the blu ray for The Muppets over the bottom half of her face
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God’s Favorite Transsexual @sagesscribbles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think every movie should have this color grading
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God’s Favorite Transsexual @sagesscribbles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tonight I will watch Speed Racer It’s the 4k rerelease here at @mkefilm.bsky.social ! I’m joined by @imsarahnow.bsky.social and my wonderful they @zoeiloft.bsky.social I think it’s gonna be great.
Sage standing in front of a sign that says Speed Racer
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God’s Favorite Transsexual @sagesscribbles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Any homies looking to attend Magiccon Detroit next year that would be willing to go splitskies on a room or live in the area and would be down to let me stay for the weekend
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God’s Favorite Transsexual @sagesscribbles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think I shouldn’t have to work
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God’s Favorite Transsexual @sagesscribbles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Went 1-0-1 at Monday night cedh with glue farm :) Deck plays like if Blue Farm had green instead of blue. Deck bangs moxfield.com/decks/VgfCgd...
An Elmer’s Glue bottle with the second E in Elmer replaced with an A so it says Elmar
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God’s Favorite Transsexual @sagesscribbles.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
As a former Family Video employee I can confirm I was calling all the shots at the DOD
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God’s Favorite Transsexual @sagesscribbles.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Unionizing your workplace as a form of revenge
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
asking my homie what he saw at the butt removal hospital that day
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God’s Favorite Transsexual @sagesscribbles.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My opener is running late today but at least she let me know
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God’s Favorite Transsexual @sagesscribbles.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
As a woman, I was raised from a very young age
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God’s Favorite Transsexual @sagesscribbles.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tonight I will watch The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare. I wanted to watch this when it came out because it very much seems like a dad movie and I’m a sicko for a dad movie
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God’s Favorite Transsexual @sagesscribbles.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If you can’t handle at my weast, you don’t deserve me at my Beast
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God’s Favorite Transsexual @sagesscribbles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Tonight I will watch The Lawnmower Man They’re saying The Virtual Boy will turn you into a genius school shooter via the power of the internet. This is only a slight exaggeration of the plot
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God’s Favorite Transsexual @sagesscribbles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Tonight I will watch Bound They’re calling it the first transgender movie ever made
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God’s Favorite Transsexual @sagesscribbles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just got home from a show where the guy played the same song 8 times, 6 of them in a row, and it’s a strong contender for best show of the year
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God’s Favorite Transsexual @sagesscribbles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Seeing YouTube guys in person feels like seeing the physical manifestation of a looney tune
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God’s Favorite Transsexual @sagesscribbles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It’s so silly the number of times in a week someone will unprompted call me pretty.
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God’s Favorite Transsexual @sagesscribbles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Inventing a new genre of music called “Buttrock for Women”
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God’s Favorite Transsexual @sagesscribbles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m a Thumb War Veteran
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Joe van den Berg @hardcasting.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Every time a polycule breaks up a cube group loses some core members. It is known. Healthy polycules lead to healthy #mtgcube pods
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God’s Favorite Transsexual @sagesscribbles.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Tonight I will watch Kick Ass 2 I sorta forgot they made a second one.
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God’s Favorite Transsexual @sagesscribbles.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hello lesbians :)
Sage wearing jeans, a jean jacket, a white t shirt, a bandanna, a pink hat, and her koss headphonesA closer headshot of Sage in the same outfit from before
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God’s Favorite Transsexual @sagesscribbles.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Go watch this immediately. It’s incredible. My girlfriend bought me a blu ray copy last year and it’s become one of my favorites since.
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God’s Favorite Transsexual @sagesscribbles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
There is much ink spilled about how HBO sucks for wizard show reasons but much less ink spilled because all the ads on their programming is either AI generated slot gambling apps or GLP 1s. Maybe that’s all of advertising rn I don’t know but it’s sort of vile.
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