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samantha

@sabertoothedpie.bsky.social
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Pdx, tv/movies/weed/gay leftist shit she/her. red haired trickster goddess. 32. star trek Samantha

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samantha @sabertoothedpie.bsky.social · 16h
bonzai buddy is BACK
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samantha @sabertoothedpie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
coworker asked me to day if Madonna says “67 67 67” during Hung Up
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samantha @sabertoothedpie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
they want to shit in our mouths and have us like it
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samantha @sabertoothedpie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
acab includes discord mods
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samantha @sabertoothedpie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sex and the City Top
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samantha @sabertoothedpie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you can’t tell I’m ending tv show names with the word top Community Top
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samantha @sabertoothedpie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
touched by an angel top
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samantha @sabertoothedpie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
letting an unstable 26 year old break your heart: learning experience, maybe a future friend, a lesson for looking for maturity in your partners watching an unstable 26 year old break your good friends heart: 😂😂😂 let’s go beat this dumb bitch with hammers 😂😂😂
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a spoopy red rock 🕷️ @unfixable.place · 27/09/2026
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nin lyrics bot @ninlyrics.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i'm trying to fit it all inside i'm trying to open my mouth wide i'm trying not to choke and swallow it all
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samantha @sabertoothedpie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this is why LeBron, is truly the GOAT
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samantha @sabertoothedpie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my autistic special interest is being as normal as possible
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samantha @sabertoothedpie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Michael Jordan is a bad person for exposing all those people to the flu during that game. He shouldn’t have played, or he should have wore a mask.
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samantha @sabertoothedpie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
time to clock in at the being misgendered factory, where every day I get mad at being misgendered
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samantha @sabertoothedpie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*bi guy choosing a selfie to send on grindr* hmm ok, the one where I’m smoking a cig outside after working for 12 hours, nailed it
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samantha @sabertoothedpie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
does anyone want to see some bruises
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samantha @sabertoothedpie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
they put a mentally ill trans girl in charge of the office radio
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samantha @sabertoothedpie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I hate newsome
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samantha @sabertoothedpie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
manifesting autistic tops
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samantha @sabertoothedpie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
you should see the other girl (she has marks on her throat from where I choked her)
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samantha @sabertoothedpie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I am the #1 troll on Lex in the Portland area
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samantha @sabertoothedpie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
shout out all my fellow Jews saying death to Israel
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samantha @sabertoothedpie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
we almost got nuked by china because of ai hallucinations
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really dumb girl @dumbestbinch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
republicans: gas prices are high but have you considered transgender? democrats: well he's got a point
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samantha @sabertoothedpie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m not gonna make it am I
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Evelyn 💗 @evieevolving.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The Oregonian: a story in two parts.
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samantha @sabertoothedpie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
UPDATE: I was right
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samantha @sabertoothedpie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
trying the whole “forcing positivity and confidence while deeply depressed and anxious” strat
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samantha @sabertoothedpie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Reminder: I’m cute
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samantha @sabertoothedpie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
why do they call them models, they should call them posers since they pose
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samantha @sabertoothedpie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Paul walker stars in shutter island but dogshit
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samantha @sabertoothedpie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I just think cops should beat all heads of trust and safety with hammers
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samantha @sabertoothedpie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
what an interesting example
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samantha @sabertoothedpie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
who messed up his order
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samantha @sabertoothedpie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
this is a sound investment strategy
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sabrina, uncluttered @unwisewoman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
take all of your money out of any investments immediately, go 100% liquid, and fill your in-ground swimming pool with gasoline RIGHT NOW
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samantha @sabertoothedpie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
important: gas stations are running out of gas, buy as much as you can now before the rations. RT and share
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Allie Is Tired @soapsmoker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Humiliation ritual (going to work)
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samantha @sabertoothedpie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
need to go into a dark room and listen to Brian Eno and Chief Keef
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samantha @sabertoothedpie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
thank god
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samantha @sabertoothedpie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
how did the Palestinians in 1950 feel? :)
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samantha @sabertoothedpie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“will never bend the knee to a dictator wannabe” in bio, but bends the knee for Netanyahu who will do anything to stay in power. Got it.
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samantha @sabertoothedpie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
if you say the word transmisogyny on Portland lex they will beat you with hammers
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don't think people really understand the psychic impact of knowing that multiple times a day every day your friends, family, coworkers, neighbors, and everyone who could ever have any power over you is being flooded with agitprop designed to make them hate you
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samantha @sabertoothedpie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The left must force the 2028 dem nominee to take cross sex hormones
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samantha @sabertoothedpie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
wired article convinces me that their are 0 good men
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Allie Is Tired @soapsmoker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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samantha @sabertoothedpie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
mouth pain actually just kill me
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@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think this was ultimately the right move.
The passengers (excluding the hijackers) and crew on board Flight 93 were nominated for the Congressional Gold Medal on September 19, 2001.
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samantha @sabertoothedpie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
it turns out when you drop the ball and let the other team get it 4 times you lose the game
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