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@ryran.bsky.social
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31 - queer - he/they Sometimes NSFW (scroll at your own risk!)🔞 Husband to the sweet and salty @bigfatmathew.bsky.social 🍯 Ontario 🇨🇦

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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 23h
Like just ask!! Stop staring at me like that
Screenshot from Kingdom Hearts with Ariel staring at Sora and Donald watching him from behind. A question mark floats above Ariel’s head. The two Sora watchers have a menacing aura.
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This girl is the nastiest skank bitch I’ve ever met. Do not trust her! She is a fugly slut!
Photo of the scale at Matt’s parents house
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Ok hi 🌈
Picture of me smiling in the rainbow light at the front door!!!
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
tiny little!!! 🥹
My cat Jeep reaching her lil paw out on the computer chair (sorry for the cords oof)My cat Jeep reaching her lil paw out on the computer chair (sorry for the cords!!)
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I have an illness
Screenshot of the cover art that I made using procreate of a Doctor Who - Madonna playlist that I created on Apple Music
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Happy birthday hunky guy @bigfatmathew.bsky.social first and last pic I have of you (SO FAR!!)!! 35 looks so good on u ☺️💞 Love you forever n ever and I hope this is the start of a brilliant year 💖🍰
Mathew smiling in 2016Mathew smiling with Jeep on the couch all cozy
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
@bigmomjeans.bsky.social I need ur opinion on greenberry taylor 💚
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
My angel and my demon (he’s not a demon, he’s just high maintenance)
Photo of Jeep the black cat looking out the windowPhoto of Marley the tabby cat sitting on a stool in front of the shower
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
She gagged herself
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
She’s 5 years old “today” (based on adoption papers) 💖🐈‍⬛
Me holding Jeep the black cat while we stand in rainbow lightClose up of black cat Jeep’s face in the rainbow light
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Awake again on Monday morning… #TomodachiLife
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Even then we were so tired 😂😎
Photo of us lying in the grass in exhaustion
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Love you too biggie 😘 forever and ever 🙊💞
Photo of us from 2016 looking foolish!!!
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
My baby’s got a secret…
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
There’s a whole world out there… for little she!
Picture of my cat standing up on her hind legs to look out the window
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
She’s thinkin’…
Black cat named Jeep sitting with one of her paws awkwardly in front of her
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Ok I finished the main campaign in WoW Midnight…
Text meme “don’t worry about it babe” edited to include Lothraxion instead of the stock market
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Me, every night at bedtime (9pm)
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Fresh face!! What the heck
Picture of me smiling with a painting behind me
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
We adopted our cat Marley on this day 7 years ago in 2018. They told us he was 6 back then, and now it’s weird to think that his story with us is longer than his time before. We love you forever and ever sweet king / goosey lou
Picture of Marley sleepingPicture of Marley sitting with Jeep on my house robePicture of Marley and Jeep sitting on a chair with the sunlight hitting his faceGlamour shot of Marley looking up
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
anyway! I’m done trying to watch vegas vacation
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Me all week
Kirby air was so good I had to ride it
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Live reporting
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Oh that sounds nice, maybe I’ll give it a try—
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Happy birthday @bigfatmathew.bsky.social I freaking love you forever you smouldery sexy silly man!!!
Matt making a pouty face at the camera because I said something sillyMatt raising the roof at bowlingMayhem with Matt ft broken mirror
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Happy 9 years of being together @bigfatmathew.bsky.social 🥹💖 What the heck, how’s it already been that long? I can’t wait to marry you this year! 💌
Matt and I in an elevator with a weird design on the mirrorMatt and I smiling together in a hotel lobby in CubaMatt holding a PS5 controller and smiling with the kitty Jeep in the frameMatt sitting over top of me while I’m in bed
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
The pot calls the kettle and cracked after the original monologue presented by the kettleSora cracks an egg with the caption and crackedThe Doctor looks at the crack in Amy’s wall and says and crackedStock art hand drops stock art egg with and cracked caption
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
This random exchange on a Youtube video stays with me in a way I will never understand
One user wrote “the thermal contact must be for emergency thermal runaway. When the kettle is dry that heating element will melt itself and the kettle. No way those plastic parts would hold up. Must use the steam as the primary, and the contact one for runaway. This finally makes sense why my kettle wouldn't shut off on it's own with the lid open a crack. I'd been wondering that for years!”

And the other user replied, ““and cracked” 😂😂😂”
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories-ass movie
Poster for the movie “Companion” (2025)
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Sleepy guy!!
A photo of my dad’s cat, Charlie, reaching toward the camera from on top of a cupboard
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Oh Baby Girl, You’re Nice!! OBGYN!!! This is what we’ve started calling our cat
My cat, Jeep, resting her head on my foot as she sits on the ottoman
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I drew a smiley face on my sunburn lmfao 🙂🙃
Photo of me in the mirror with a little smile drawn on my sunburn above my belly
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Hi babies from blurry ol me (pov ur in a plastic bag)
Selfie of me all blurry because my phone is in a baggie
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Omg! 🤩 This new year is starting off with a bang!
Notification of new follower: Charlize Theron! Displayed over top of a cartoon… just a normal animan of a man licking the top of an ice cream cone, nothing more.
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Woke up cock hungry
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Check out the low hangers on this one!
Eggsmart sign with the Gs looking like big fat balls
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
She felt like a dream, I didn’t know what to think
Girl yelling knives meme with Imaginal Disk (by Magdalena Bay) album cover art over the girl yelling. Poorly censored by me using my phone
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
You know that you’re lucky when you get the attention of a pretty kitty 😻🥰
Selfie of me smiling with my black cat Jeep sitting on my shoulder. We both managed to look at the camera at the same time for once!
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Blinx the Time Sweeper was pussy!!
Promo image of Blinx the cat holding his time vacuum thing in a white void
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
It’s a feed on Bluesky that only shows NSFW posts from the people you follow. If you go to Feeds and look up After Dark, it should show up. Click pin at the top right and it’ll be a feed at the top of your timeline 😌
Screenshot of the After Dark feed
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Doctor WHO 💜
Picture of the Eleventh Doctor crying and texting in the meme format of Ellie and Mason house. Text reads Please can I go to Amy and rory, house
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Whatever that means
Spotify Wrapped image that says My June was Pink Pilates Roller Skating Pop. Listening to artists like Sabrina Carpenter, Beyonce, and Chappell Roan
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Ok I’ll share my wrapped too, but please know that I am a simple person with simple tastes (and a huge obsession with Doctor Who) 😘✨
My Spotify Wrapped for 2024. Top artists are Sabrina Carpenter, Murray Gold, Lana Del Rey, Beyonce, and Magdalena Bay. Top songs are Please Please Please, Espresso, West Coast (The Young Professionals remix), Good Luck Babe!, and we can’t be friends
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
A vision of tomorrow’s Bluesky
Kaleidoscope of Stan Smith’s ass (poor quality picture taken of my tv, sorry about it)
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Cosmic latte~*
TARDIS mug with coffee in it. The top looks like a latte, but it’s just coffee with foam on top and some chocolate.
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
The cat has started begging for food by pouting, which means it’s one hour until lunch for the kitties!
Picture of my cat sitting on an ottoman below my computer, staring at the camera as she waits for her food.
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Vivienne Westwood… inspired!
Melinda Verga from Traitors Canada Season 2 superimposed onto the cover art for Belinda Says by Alvvays
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Zeeky boogy doog!!
A cat named Jeep outstretched on a chair in the sunlight.
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
The cat of light and the kitten of darkness
Cat of light, Marley, sitting on my leg in the sunlight. He looks like a big cat but he’s actually very baby boy codedKitten of darkness, Jeep, cozy in her bed in the shadows. She’s 3 but she will always be a little kitten.
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Angelia supreme
My cats sitting together in the sunlight on the bed!!
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