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@ryran.bsky.social
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31 - queer - he/they Sometimes NSFW (scroll at your own risk!)🔞 Husband to the sweet and salty @bigfatmathew.bsky.social 🍯 Ontario 🇨🇦

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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 4h
Do I know you from somewhere 👀 Why do you leave me wanting more? 👁️👁️ Why do all the things I say, sound like the stupid things I said before? 👁️‍🗨️👁️‍🗨️
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Primetime was 🥱
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Switched to the multigrain everything bread, and the game changed
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
U may be, my lucky star 🌟 But I’m the luckiest by far 🤩
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ok so… OoT remake and WoW Forever at the same time 😮‍💨 I’m not ok!!!
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Barefootposeidon @tpdamocles.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What a fun day
Porcelain link

Oi mista! You me dad? Doll $40-$70
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Love Profusion is on another level kinda
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I woke up excited for a nice and relaxing to start to the extra long weekend— and then, he reminds me…. Another episode of DRDU to catch up on 🫩
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ok so there’s this game called Triple Triad 🫦
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I tried on a costume today… it fit just enough. I dropped it low, then heard a rip! 😳 Just a tiny hole under the tail 😉 So I grabbed a fresh one and kept it moving 🐈‍⬛ 🎩 #justbiggirlthings
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The Day My Butt Went Psycho (for Cock)
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This girl is the nastiest skank bitch I’ve ever met. Do not trust her! She is a fugly slut!
Photo of the scale at Matt’s parents house
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Everybody get up and DANCE!
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Going out to the mall and then bowling tonight 🛍️🤗🎳 #HappyThursday
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This is how it felt watching the Matilda movie musical while on shrooms (derogatory)
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Person's Tornado Spin Effect
Alt: Gif of a person spinning like a tornado
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Morning smooches 🥰
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I’m wearing shoes with any type of support for the first time in months and I can feel my feet repairing 🥹
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
YUP! I got my chocobo mount license 😘🤭 Jealous? 😏
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The ibuprofen and the edible on their way to save me
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Kairi and Namine Running in Kingdom Hearts
Alt: Kairi and Namine running in Kingdom Hearts
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Giving FF14 a third chance (first in 2014 and second in 2018, according to the history!!). I have no idea what I’m doing!!! Let’s hope(?) it sticks for me on Switch 2
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Ok hi 🌈
Picture of me smiling in the rainbow light at the front door!!!
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Matching SHARTS with my dorter 💜
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laurel yanny @drlaurelyanny.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
#showballssunday let's get it trending you guys
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I’m a gaylor but for seth macfarlane
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I really hope the lettuce here is safe because I just ate a super delicious chicken caesar wrap and I deserve to have a good tummy about it
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Give me evidence of its brilliance 🕵️‍♀️ Give me evidence of its brilliance 🤔 Give me evidence of its brilliance 🔍 Brilliance ✨ Brilliance 🌀 Brilliance 🫦 Brilliance ✍️ Brilliance 🔥
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Being Erica rewatchenings are now 😇🪽🚪
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Bb @angel-milk.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
it's not okay. . . i don't fuck with it!!!
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Ok so… Matt found out that there was a fatal shooting at our house ~20 years ago 😭 no no no!!! whyy!!!? Now I have ghosts to be afraid of….!!!!!
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Ate a banana, now sitting in the sunshine 😎 This is what summer’s all about!
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The tinnitus in my left ear: EEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Now she knows.
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
tiny little!!! 🥹
My cat Jeep reaching her lil paw out on the computer chair (sorry for the cords oof)My cat Jeep reaching her lil paw out on the computer chair (sorry for the cords!!)
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Made a list of healthy food and then immediately went over to Tims for a cursed delicious breakfast sandwich… we’re doing the best we can
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The lobster pissed me off a bit…
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
my cub of coffee 🤭
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I have an illness
Screenshot of the cover art that I made using procreate of a Doctor Who - Madonna playlist that I created on Apple Music
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Being bald is a burden sometimes like why do I need to shave every week like it’s too much 😭
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Walking and swinging my arms nonbinarily
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
We got married a year ago 🥰
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Oh I’mmmmm gonna k*** you Russell T. Davies.
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Spyro 🥹
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Taco Bell to celebrate a good trip to the doctor’s office!! 🎉🌮
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Happy birthday hunky guy @bigfatmathew.bsky.social first and last pic I have of you (SO FAR!!)!! 35 looks so good on u ☺️💞 Love you forever n ever and I hope this is the start of a brilliant year 💖🍰
Mathew smiling in 2016Mathew smiling with Jeep on the couch all cozy
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
We spent some time yesterday hanging up art and pictures in the house and 🥹 I love it so much!
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
@bigmomjeans.bsky.social I need ur opinion on greenberry taylor 💚
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
My angel and my demon (he’s not a demon, he’s just high maintenance)
Photo of Jeep the black cat looking out the windowPhoto of Marley the tabby cat sitting on a stool in front of the shower
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
She gagged herself
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Birthday girl baby
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ryan @ryran.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Donatella and the Versace of Time
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