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Rynnstar is excited for the Fall

@rynnstar.bsky.social
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Rynnstar is excited for the Fall @rynnstar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just had an epiphany: Ryan Murphy is Tyler Perry for white gays.
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Rynnstar is excited for the Fall @rynnstar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#Primetime might be my favorite movie so far this year. If Robert Pattinson and Merritt Wever don’t at least get Oscar nods the whole system is a joke.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Rynnstar is excited for the Fall @rynnstar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Oh boy, I can’t wait to see the sad dog military propaganda movie starring a wife beater!” ~Said hopefully no one.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/09/2026
As Yom Kippur came to a close this evening, I was privileged to join my friend, Ruth Messinger, at a break fast in her home. It was an honor to celebrate this moment of renewal with many of our Jewish neighbors. May it be a year of justice, joy and peace.
Mayor Mamdani, Ruth Messinger, and two children hold challah bread.
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Rynnstar is excited for the Fall @rynnstar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“They were LOVERS!! LOVERS!!! They wanted to kiss and make tender love in Hal’s apartment! Hal warned John because he LOVED HIM and they should have GOTTEN MARRIED!!!” I scream as they drag me away to a padded cell.
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Rynnstar is excited for the Fall @rynnstar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Am I tripping or were Hal and John not remotely at fault for what happened to Rushville? Like what was Hal even arrested for? What crime did they put on the books? And wasn’t the whole town basically a trained militia loyal to a genocidal alien? #Lanterns
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Rynnstar is excited for the Fall @rynnstar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sheeran had a chance to earn tons of credibility with the public by standing on business. Even if he had to give up a few tour dates they would’ve happily been replaced. Instead he decided to fold for an Epstein billionaire and now he’s left looking goofy on an empty stage. Generational bag fumble💀
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's tour bus.
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Rynnstar is excited for the Fall @rynnstar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I know getting older happens to everyone, but I stg every time I get online these days I see someone I’ve never laid eyes on with a headline like “Sasha Pumpernickel in hot water after glp-1 feud with Natty Jumpman on their Deeple stream!” And I cha-cha real smooth one step closer to the grave.
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Rynnstar is excited for the Fall @rynnstar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Girl ain’t nobody reading all that. Anyway, Free Palestine.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Ebenezer Scrooge, Esq
@HelloScrooge
me and my friends would've
killed tiny tim with hammers i can
tell you that much
5:19 PM 01 Jan 21 • Twitter for Android
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Rynnstar is excited for the Fall @rynnstar.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This is so fucking funny 😭😭😭
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Rynnstar is excited for the Fall @rynnstar.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Are y’all gon jump me if I say that Dakota Johnson is a black hole of charisma with all the stage presence of a plank of wood?
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Rynnstar is excited for the Fall @rynnstar.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Some of you motherfuckers are actually too stupid to function and I have got to stop exhausting myself by interacting with you. #HOTD
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Rynnstar is excited for the Fall @rynnstar.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Rhaenyra having endless grace for people who directly caused her and her family harm, but still having a fucking temerity to put her hands on Baela has me too irritated for words. 
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Rynnstar is excited for the Fall @rynnstar.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The writing of House of the Dragon is mind-numbingly, incomprehensibly stupid now in a way I think even rivals GOT S8. Holy hells how far we’ve fallen.
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Rynnstar is excited for the Fall @rynnstar.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
SPIDER-MAN SPOILERS I think it says something about the current cultural zeitgeist as it pertains to mental health that #Marvel released two films where the antagonist was talked down via a therapy session in someone’s mind. Because at the end of the day, the real villain is unaddressed trauma💀
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Rynnstar is excited for the Fall @rynnstar.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Yelena is way more fun as Black Widow than Natasha ever was, don’t @ me.
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Rynnstar is excited for the Fall @rynnstar.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I want that movie that’s The Purge except for fucking to come out already. Not because I’m remotely interested in seeing it, but so I stop seeing the same stupid trailer every time I go to the movies. #OneNightOnly
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Rynnstar is excited for the Fall @rynnstar.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Call me Polyphemus cause I’d rather be blinded than watch this.
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Rynnstar is excited for the Fall @rynnstar.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Does there seriously need to be a woman getting sexually assaulted in every episode this season? Like genuinely what the fuck is that about? #HOTD
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Rynnstar is excited for the Fall @rynnstar.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Now that I’ve seen CATS: Jellicle Ball I realize that making it Black, Brown, and Ballroom was all it needed to actually become an enjoyable musical. Like they literally fixed it. Incredible.
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Rynnstar is excited for the Fall @rynnstar.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Linda Perry or at least her label must be raking in royalties with how much I’ve heard “What’s Up” in movie trailers this year.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 02/07/2026
Black text on white page that reads: 

Since January 1, we have seen the fewest murders, shooting victims and shooting incidents in our city's history, and the safest start of the year in public housing. 

This progress is the result of the hard work of the members of the NYPD and tens of thousands of public servants across City government who keep New Yorkers safe every day. 

We're not resting on our laurels. We will continue the work of building a city where everyone is safe.
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Old enough to recognize this as a data center
Lockable floppy disk holder from the late 20th century
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Rynnstar is excited for the Fall @rynnstar.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I’m starting to think Condal gets off on putting Alicent in situations of sexual humiliation and it’s getting extremely gross and creepy. #HOTD
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Rynnstar is excited for the Fall @rynnstar.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Apparently Condal and Co would prefer to show a random, gross, non-canon mother/son incest kiss than let Jace kiss his Black wife even once 🙃 #hotd
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Rynnstar is excited for the Fall @rynnstar.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Rheana baby I love you but what the hell was you thinking baby girl??😭 #HOTD
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Rynnstar is excited for the Fall @rynnstar.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Hey so Ryan I think it's time to talk about this... #HOTD
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Rynnstar is excited for the Fall @rynnstar.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
✨LEVITICUS SPOILERS✨ The premise for this one was basically “how many times can my boyfriend try to brutally murder me before I begin to suspect that he’s actually an evil conversion therapy demon?” 7/10
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Rynnstar is excited for the Fall @rynnstar.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
✨MINOR SPOILERS✨ So this movie definitely captures a classic WLW canon event, for better or for worse. And I really hate to be that guy, but Sonya was moving like the folks Chappell Roan be writing songs about and she is for sure gonna keep playing in Coley’s face after the credits roll 😭
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Rynnstar is excited for the Fall @rynnstar.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Whoever called the police on Kohen Wiley’s mother in the first place has his blood on their hands too, and I sincerely hope they never know a day of peace for the rest of their lives. I hope the weight of that poor baby’s soul haunts them at every waking moment and lingers in their nightmares.
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Rynnstar is excited for the Fall @rynnstar.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
ANANIA SPOTTED!!!
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Rynnstar is excited for the Fall @rynnstar.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I’m actually pretty surprised P!nk hasn’t officially been on Broadway yet
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Rynnstar is excited for the Fall @rynnstar.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I love how often the show just randomly goes “anyway, fuck AI” lmao. #TONYs
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Rynnstar is excited for the Fall @rynnstar.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
DAMNIT ADRIEN BRODY!! WHAT MUST I DO TO BE FREE OF YOU?? #TONYs
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Rynnstar is excited for the Fall @rynnstar.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Shouting out our tans siblings right before giving the award to a guy who defended and continues to work with a raging transphobe is certainly a choice #TONYs
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Lawrence @ldog562.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
absolutely...
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Democrats Organizing For America @democratsofa.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
No wonder the entrenched bureaucracy hates him to much. He's showing America that things REALLY can get better when you work on behalf of everyone, not for the Epstein class.
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Nick Stone @typejunky.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
He lives in a pineapple under the sea.
A sign saying brunch club porn cakes.
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Rynnstar is excited for the Fall @rynnstar.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Makes sense to cast Leto as Skeletor. He’s spent years rehearsing being an evil dude who abuses women after all. And seeing him physically abuse his henchwoman several times throughout the film didn’t remind me of any of his real life behavior at all and definitely wasn’t deeply uncomfortable. #MOTU
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Rynnstar is excited for the Fall @rynnstar.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Billy Idol seems like such a genuine dude #AMAs
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Rynnstar is excited for the Fall @rynnstar.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Katseye continues to fail at justifying their existence. #AMAs
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Rynnstar is excited for the Fall @rynnstar.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Paula Abdul looks great and not like she’s been mainlining Ozempic, which is always encouraging to see.
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Rynnstar is excited for the Fall @rynnstar.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Nice to do that Darius Rucker is just as incomprehensible as he was 30 years ago 💀 #AMAs
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Rynnstar is excited for the Fall @rynnstar.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I’m not hearing a damn thing about how Aleshea Harris is “demonizing Black men“ with her film from the same niggas who were attacking every Black woman who dared have an issue with Paul Thomas Anderson’s depiction of Black women in his fuck ass film. Y’all are not serious people. #IsGodIs
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Rynnstar is excited for the Fall @rynnstar.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
In the theater for #IsGodIs and my partner is the only cracker in the room lmaooooo you love to see it.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I used to feel a little bad that The Onion is about to surpass WaPo in print subs and stopped promoting the membership as a direct foil until today they came out with “Do POOR BABIES deserve DIAPERS???” so therefore
membership.theonion.com
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
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Rynnstar is excited for the Fall @rynnstar.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
It’s been a little while now but I still can’t get past Kevin Hart cackling like a hyena while a white man made jokes about a Black man who was brutally killed by cops. Like I know Kevin has been moving weird for a while but Jesus Christ.
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