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Ry

@ryishere.bsky.social
1.4K followers 810 following 3.8K posts

Hi, I put the “disco” in discombobulated. They/them Queer as fuck 18+ MDNI

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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 1m
EXACTLY THIS
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 1m
A BOLOGNESE? WHO PUTS PEAS IN A BOLOGNESE?
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 24m
Peas are great for protein and fibre
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 25m
Ha funny 🤣. It’s a number rather than a brand
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 26m
Maybe it is 👀
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 2h
No jock pics for you then 😘
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 3h
I don’t have the new jocks yet. But me a pair and I’ll model it for you
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 3h
Not my birthday yet…. (It’s on Sunday 🤫)
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 3h
I need to build up my collection
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 3h
I knew you’d wanna see this 😌
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 3h
Thirsty boy
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 3h
Very true - maybe I will
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 3h
I see I see 👀👀👀
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 3h
I might be here for a little while
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 3h
Do I buy 83659826 jocks for my birthday?
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thank you. While you’re there can you try breaking the sciatica out of my back?
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yes please - I could do with not working
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cheeks 👀
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Go to bed
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Maggie Smith: As The Kettle Said To The Pot
ALT: Maggie Smith: As The Kettle Said To The Pot
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Call me immature but even though i suck dick and eat ass, you will NEVER see me eat the bruised bit of a banana
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Cauã Reymond in A Favorita Novela
ALT: Cauã Reymond in A Favorita Novela
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No I said albums 😘
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ohhhhh I was there at 14 years old. I have a special love for this album
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
An album the celebrates the roots of queer culture
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fuck it - I’ll join in. Me and my 9 albums
A selfie of me topless with my hand behind my head exposing my left armpit. A list of 9 albums that round up who I am. 

- “Watch Out” by Alexisonfire
- “RENAISSANCE” by Beyoncé 
- “Baño Maria” by Ca7riel and Paco Amoroso
- “Blonde” by Frank Ocean
- “Volcano” by Jungle 
- “Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge” by My Chemical Romance
- “Ivory” by Omar Apollo
- “Brand New Eyes” by Paramore
- “Where You Want to Be” by Taking Back Sunday
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*sighs* if you insist. 😉
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Very this
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Dorothy Whoresnack @friendoflwaxana.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
gurl I barely believe in myself
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Right? I’m pretty sure 90% of the selfies I have are gym related
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Know you would 😉
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Great descriptors right?
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sure. If you don’t wanna be the next thing that sends me feral
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tower bottoms and tater tops
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just had a subby tower bottom (very tall bottom) come over and he was SO hungry to please it set off a primal switch in me. Literally on the brink of going to a forest and marking my territory
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My prayers were answered today
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It has been a vocal stim for the last 3 days
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Iykyk right?
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was waiting for this post
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I feel like the TikTok meme x Bluesky crossover hasn’t happened yet
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
MY CLIENT WANTS TO KNOW WHY SHE GETS NO PENIS….
Meme of Kiera Knightly in the movie “love actually” looking judgmentally.
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Your butt is bigger than my future atp
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🥵
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*queue forms for ass eating*
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hahahahh
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Stop eating ass so hard then
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Stop talking dirty to me
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Like if you’re jealous of my cat x
A picture of my cat sleeping on my lap
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
NOOOOO. WHY DID THAT HAPPEN ON TED LASSO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Once I have bought everything for it I will display it
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